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I have a fetish for my boy and i don’t mean that in just the like mushy aww sweet loving him way I mean in the almost any time I want to cum I have to think about him to get there.

#hes just the best #dykeposting

muttonexe

when ur 28 u start saying things like “ive been getting into nutritional yeast in a really big way”

#i fuck heavy with nutritional yeast #cheeseless cheese

misscaptor

uhhhm u talked abt likw. having shackles for it in each room? can u explain it bc rhat sounds rlly cutes,,

yeah!!! So for every room in my apartment there’s a chain that I’ve measured to make it so it can reach most of the room except for outside exits (including the exit to the garage). The living room chain is by far the longest, something like 14 feet? The rest are 10 or less. The chains are padlocked to various points in the apartment. There’s exposed beams in my living room and pantry that I simply looped chain around and locked. There’s also a pad eye plate screwed into the pantry floor since that room is where I keep its cage. Crate? Whatever. In my bedroom the chain is wrapped around my bedframe in several places, so I have options. In the kitchen there’s an anchor screwed into the wall- this one is the worst because there’s no way to keep it from the front door so I have to monitor it SO CLOSELY in the kitchen blehhh. In the laundry room there’s a heavy duty sink that I’ve attached its chain to. In the bathroom I have chain looped around one of the grab bars. The end result is a home positively COVERED in chain. I don’t really put the chain away often so there’s just. Chain EVERYWHERE, all over the floors. When we move from room to room I’ll either leash it until we settle somewhere or have it go to the edge of the room so I can attach the next room’s chain to its other ankle then undo the first room’s chain. Kind of a process but luckily its not moving around too too much. The chains attach to its ankle cuffs (which are leather, not real shackles) except in the bathroom when it’s showering, we have a thin rubber cuff for that. Some days we’re more intense about the chains than other days. I’d take photos of the chain around my place but I am legit on vacation rn :p

bbykittentoes

@writingdirty very kindly agreed to be mean to my thighs last night 😌 i’d never been hit by the cane vertically up my thighs before!!! ouchy!

The first poem I wrote about my bunny was equating the bliss of choking him to my personal Eden

#its me and my bunny #dykeposting #There is a depth of reverent devotion in my heart for him that the religious start wars over btw

yoursweetcorpse

being your guard dog. instinctively pulling you closer to me when we're out in public. side-eyeing people who try to approach you. only knowing your scent. sinking my teeth into you and growling when you finally let me fuck you into the mattress. soooo many thoughts.

#its me and my bunny

lamb-diary

@chainsawstrap

#idk i think this is a perfect encapsulation of our relationship #I couldn’t agree more bunny

misscaptor

Thank you! If your pet eats me i dont mind at least it will go to fuel it. I just think its funny that your pet is so dangerous tho i guess if something as dangerous as it belongs to you what does that say about how dangerous you are ykyk 🍦🐇

I am not dangerous like it is dangerous. I’m not fast or loud or strong. I don’t have its bright, scary eyes or shiny teeth. I don’t shout at rude men at bars like it does or glare at gawkers like it does. I’m not dangerous in the way my pet is dangerous at all. I fear my pet’s sharp teeth. My pet fears my silver tongue.

Shit can keep hitting the fan as much as it wants bc I have the most love and support anyone could dream of asking for and it makes all of the difference

Im so tired

fertilefloor

i hit her a bunch with this wrench i found?

pretty cute!

innumerable-voices

About a week ago we found a 5cm (2 inch) tumor in the motor cortex of my eldest child's brain

It's almost certainly benign and it is operable, we have a surgery booked in for a couple of weeks from now, but it's a miserable time and they've lost a lot of their mobility and can't do much for themselves any more

We also have reasonable health care so it's not like we're now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, but the three adults took a week off work each, we spent a few hundred on a wheel chair, a couple hundred on a walker, a couple hundred on other mobility aids, a couple hundred on takeout because the hospital is a few hours from home, a couple hundred on fucking parking, and so on. And we have to do it all again in a couple of weeks.

Which adds up to a huge hole in our normally fairly stable budget

I want to be clear that we probably don't need help, we can probably call in enough favours, eat two minute noodles for a few days, maybe borrow money to make rent, we could survive. But it's just another wildly stressful thing that we don't need whilst trying to support our newly disabled child and help them through the worst few weeks of their life

So if you can help, if you want to help, we would really appreciate it

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