Hellblazer

My name is John Constantine and I'll be your exorcist for the evening.

[nomadic-wolf]

[marcomardon]

constantine 1x01 || legends of tomorrow 3x10

[nomadic-wolf]

What’s your story then, handsome?

[starcitysirens]

he’s not wrong

[kara-zorl]

I’m John Constantine. I do stupid in spades.

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

#A Look

[radioactive-synth]

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

Pain is good.

[rilgar]

“You need a host to conduct your magic, and let’s just say I’m in need of a miracle.”  – John Constantine, “Witch Hunt,” Legends Of Tomorrow S04

[ghostantine]

Any of you got a… got a light?

[rilgar]

“Oh, one more thing Mr. Heywood. Have you seen John Constantine around?” “Is that a joke? He’s been in confinement for months. You put him there! Idiots!” – Legends of Tomorrow, S04E08, “Legends of To Meow Meow”

[tennant]

“There’s something just so visceral about what’s going on in [Matt Ryan’s] eyes, it’s like watching his heart break in real time. For the longest time I wasn’t able to accept that was just acting” — Phil Klemmer

[chainsmokingandarrogance]

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Wanda cocked her head, watching him closely. She had been bemused before. Now she was a little wary - and curious.

She listened to him speak, and blinked quickly when he held onto that tiny dancing flame. Parlour trick, maybe, but she didn’t think so. He had a lot of confidence, that was sure, but Wanda didn’t know if that confidence was warranted - what kind of power did he actually have.

“More people like us?” she repeated, a questioning lilt in her tone. “I have to say, that’s a neat TRICK. But I can do more than that.” She was bigging herself up now, but it seemed a good option. She didn’t want to be underestimated, and she also wanted to see a little more of what he was capable of. 

She looked at his card for a moment, still tense - before relaxing slightly with an amused smile. “It’s a conversation I’d like to have, indeed with friendlier ears - so, that makes you the friendlier ears? How can you–” She had started asking her question without thinking. She knew she ought to be WARY. She knew she had to be cautious - she was a wanted woman, by the government and criminals she’d helped put away when she worked with the Avengers. But now that her mind was thinking about people like us her she needed to know more. “How can you do what you can do? How did you become like… us.”

John smiled a little, amused by her response.  She was cautious which was a mark in her favor.  There were plenty of people out there that she should be cautious of.  Course there were loads of people that would tell her he was one of them.  Maybe they had a point, his moral compass didn’t exactly point north, but he always did what he thought was right.  Sometimes what needed to be done wasn’t in line with what the heroes thought needed to be done.

“I prefer the term sorcerer,” he said.  “Has kind of an ominous sound to it.”  He took a drag off his cigarette then let it out.  “Got into magic when I was a teenager.  Studied everything I could get my hands on.  Left home, went all over the world and learned whatever I could from whomever would teach me.”  He sighed.  “Made mistakes, lots of them.  Learned a bit of this and a bit of that.  Capnomancy isn’t the most exact magic, but I’ve gotten good at it and I see some useful things.”

He took another drag off his cigarette.  “Don’t know what you’ve learned or what you’ve been taught, up to you what you do from here.  Just remember magic always has a price.  What you do with it comes from a place inside you and it will change you.”

[chainsmokingandarrogance]

" Where are the weapons? "

meme

“You need weapons? Big bloke like you can’t just take down your foes with a flex of your naked pecs or some shite like that?” John asked then grinned. “Maybe just give the enemy a knickers soaking, jaw dropping smolder?”

[chainsmokingandarrogance]

" Do you have a better plan? "

meme

John glanced over at the other person. “Not yet,” he said before lighting a cigarette. “Can’t say I’m much for dealing with problems with fists and powers dressed like Arthur Dent. Truth is I’ve done more with a good con or two when I have the time to plan. Not that I’m above getting in a scrap, just prefer to use my other skills first.”

He sat back and continued to smoke as he mulled over plans in his head.

[rilgar]

“Oh, it’s time to whip you back into fighting shape, eh, mate?”– Legends of Tomorrow, S04 E09, "Lucha de Apuestas"