today is jane austenās birthday so make sure you get a particularly scathing insult off at somebody, preferably a man of good fortune
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today is jane austenās birthday so make sure you get a particularly scathing insult off at somebody, preferably a man of good fortune
I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as ādoggy!ā
It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any āfeatherless bipedā and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, āBEHOLD A MAN!ā
i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right
161203 Nichkhunās weibo update :Ā Gen Michael Jordan~ hahahaha
(He did.)
of course heās amazing at the crane game. of course.
okay but look how excited he is even though he already knows how great he is. uuughhhh
Magic will not be forgotten.
Ron Weasley. How to be confident, awkward, proud, shy and uncomfortable all in two seconds.
#emotional range more like a billion teaspoons
Jackson (GOT7) - āCosmopolitanā (China) Magazine August Issue ā16
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joon jae: my ideal woman is the complete opposite of you
favourite scenes from: Pride and Prejudice (2005)
BINGLEY: Well I think itās amazing how you young ladies have the patience to be so accomplishedā¦you all paint tables, play the piano and embroider cushions. I never heard of a young lady but people say she is accomplished. DARCY: The word is indeed applied too liberally. I cannot boast of knowing more than half a dozen women in all my acquaintance that are truly accomplished.
favorite character meme: relationships [8/10] - fitz and his mum
#the most important unshown character of all times#can you imagine raising a young bright unique boy on your own? loving him so much - more than life - more than anything#but not understanding him. never really knowing the intricacies of his mind or how to handle him.#being terrified - at all times. because he was special and difficult and extraordinary. but lonely. youāre all he has. and heās all you have#so you do your best and you keep him safe and warm and loved. you take him to the zoo and bake him cookies.#you patch him up when one of his experiments goes awry and you get used to apologizing to the neighbors when he sets something on fire#you teach him to be good and brave and kind - and you forgive his sharp edges his moods his temper.#you keep him close to your heart and nod and smile when he tries to share his world with you - knowing youāll never get more than a glimpse#and when the time comes you let him go - because he was born to be greater than anything you can give him.#you send him to university and heās still a child. you part from the most precious thing you have in the world#and hope the world will treat him well. (then: heās not alone anymore and youāve never been more grateful than you are for jemma simmons)#youāre still afraid. youāre still not really privy to his universe - now full of spies and aliens and nazi conspiracies.#you still miss him - every day - and wait for an encrypted phonecall that might never come.#but hereās what you donāt know: you are part of him. always. when he says your name he canāt help but smile.#when death is upon him itās your voice that keeps the fear at bay. he was never alone because he had you. and you did your best.#and in the end itās all that matters#leo fitz#agents of shield (via @blake-wyatt)
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My Neighbor Totoro
Get this Giant Mouse out of my face!Ā ļ½”ļ¾ć½(ļ¾Ā“Šļ½)ļ¾ļ¾ļ½”
Happy 40th Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch!! {July 19, 1976}
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Behold the Starbucks latte. The delicious mix of espresso, steamed milk, foam, and add-ons to taste is ubiquitous in our culture.
Warren and Tyagi demonstrated that buying common luxury items wasnāt the issue for most Americans. The problem was the fixed costs, the things that are difficult to cut back on. Housing, health care, and education cost the average family 75 percent of their discretionary income in the 2000s. The comparable figure in 1973: 50 percent. Indeed, studies demonstrate that the quickest way to land in bankruptcy court was not by buying the latest Apple computer but through medical expenses, job loss, foreclosure, and divorce.
Giving up a latte or another such small extravagance in this environment wasnāt going to be enough. Yet the personal finance shills continued to tell people their problems were mostly of their own making.
This strikes me as being directly related to those jackholes who are enraged when someone poor has some small or relatively small luxury: they think this is how economics work.
Iām tired of feeling guilty for every tiny indulgence that makes me feel human.
This makes me remember a story a friend of mine told me.
He was in a college course for learning financial stuff, like how to invest wisely and shit like that because he was working for the local library system in their accounting department and had to be able to advise employees on how best to use the new investment options the library was offering.
So, the professor tells the class that they should ALWAYS be saving at least $25 per paycheck into a savings account even when itās hard because that is the only way to get into the habit of saving and also the quickest way to having emergency cash, but it was better to do at least $50.
Not terrible advice, certainly, but⦠My friend said there was no way he could do that. The professor scoffed at him about high dollar luxuries like coffee shop drinks or name brand food or clothes or a computer or using the bus instead of a car.
Now, my friend did not own a car; he bike rode everywhere. His wife used the bus. Both he and his wife worked. He did not buy name brand food; he got cheap store brand food in bulk and only bought what he already knew would be used in his meal calendar planned for two months at a time. He brewed his own coffee at home. He kept his electricity usage to a minimum and taught his wife and children to do the same. His kids werenāt indulged with sweets or many toys. They didnāt buy candy or hobby items. They got the free local TV channels which they honestly only used to track weather on a salvaged TV they got from a friend. They only got new clothing when their kids grew out of the old or something of theirs was too worn to patch or repair and always from thrift shops. All their furniture was secondhand and usually picked cheap from garage sales. They made the agonizing decision to purchase a home instead of renting because the net savings over all were justifiable because the house payments were cheaper than renting. They budgeted for a total of ten dollars to be put in the savings account per month, not per paycheck.
My friend and his wife planned their expenditures down to the cent at least two months in advance to make sure they could make it. They constantly researched to find the absolute best value of every item they bought. Thankfully, my friend had the analytical mind for that kind of planning. No purchase ever went unremarked upon or without heavy consideration, no matter how small. They spent wisely and stretched every dollar as far as it could go.
My friend brought in a hand written copy of his budget (because he didnāt have a computer or printer and paper was an expense he built into the budget so he could do the planning) and showed it to the professor the next day in front of the class and asked, āWhere do I squeeze out $25 per paycheck?ā
The professor hemmed and hawed as he went through the budget. He kept starting to say something on one line or another and then would stop himself and go to the next. Sometimes he would say shit things like āwhere is your gas column?ā āWe donāt own a car.ā He spent about twenty minutes staring at my friendās carefully planned and managed budget and could not see a single place where it could be improved.
āI guess you canāt,ā the professor said and was apparently so bitter about being wrong that my friend had to keep from laughing at him even though the entire experience had soured him something awful.
People who are not struggling do not understand how money works for poor people and just assume we are horrible at managing it instead of realizing we just donāt have any. Luxury items arenāt killing us; low wages and a shit economy are.
I wanna add, that these days a computer is not a luxury and internet is basically a utility. There is no way you can even be in college while not having access to these things. I myself have not owned my own computer for almost 2 or 3 years, I have sorta lost track. I am fucking lucky to be going to a school that has a computer lab that is open 24/7, only closed for a short period during our winter break.
Also, for other fellow broke college friends their phone is their only consistent internet access.
I really will not take any financial advice from out of touch asshats that think technology is a luxury.