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Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things thatâs not widely known just like how Beethovenâs Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if thatâs not petty culture then idk what is.
Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldnât vote for him
Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA
Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*
Baby boomers: ohâŠ.oh noâŠ.
Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like theyâre on the office*
bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the âoh noâ point
yâall need therapy. not girlfriends
Or they need a girlfriend that doesnât mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because itâs their job. Thatâs the kind of shit you do for the people you love.
your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.
one more time.
your partner is not your therapist.
also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin âtherapists only listen because itâs their jobâ as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?
âwhy take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they donât care about you, theyâre only doing their job.â
âI donât want to order a pizza. theyâre not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, theyâre only doing it because itâs their job.â
âwhy didnât you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because itâs their job?â
itâs their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ.Â
Ratatouille Halloween costume. Via here.Â
hamletâs dad: son you need to avenge me
hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY
hamlet for the next four and a half acts:
HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN BITCHES TIME TO GET SPOOKY
HAPPY HALLOWEEN THE SECOND, HAVE A FRIGHTENINGLY SPOOKY NIGHT
HAPPY HALLOWEEN THE THIRD GET YOUR SPOOK ON
20 important study skills/tips iâve learned from my professors
1. start studying a week before every quiz/test. seriously.
2. watch youtube videos/ted talks on the topics you are learning about.
3. get lots of sleep! sleep helps you process the dayâs events, including what you learned.
4. write out your notes. itâs proven that handwritten notes help you learn better than typed out notes.
5. donât just read what your professor gives you. find academic journals, books, etc. that correspond with your subjects.
6. read the news! especially in the social sciences/humanities, connecting concepts with current events helps you understand and process more easily.
7. exercise! this doesnât have to be going on runs or lifting weights, it could even just be going for a 20 minute walk. just get your blood pumping, itâll help you focus.
8. study at your desk. it may be tempting to study in bed, but your brain connects your bed with sleep, so youâll get tired more quickly.
9. reviewing notes doesnât have to be something you sit down and do for an hour. skim through them and test your memory while eating breakfast!
10. expand your study time throughout the day to avoid burnout. for example, rather than studying for 5 hours straight, study for an hour here and there in between your activities.
11. make your notes organized and easy to read, but not distracting. bright colors and flashy notes may seem better, but can sometimes distract from the purpose of the notes.
12. use apps such as quizlet. this way, you can go through definitions while waiting in lines or walking to class.
13. itâs more important to know concepts rather than facts. for example, you should be able to take what you know and apply it to different situations, not just the situation the textbook gives you.
14. just because the professor doesnât require you to read textbook, doesnât mean you shouldnât. it helps explain concepts in a different way than your professor, and a lot of times hearing two different explanations for the same concept helps you understand it.
15. read in advance. read the textbook before your professor begins going over the chapter, so when he/she does, you can easily follow what they are saying.
16. do any extra credit work that comes your way. even if you donât need the extra boost now, you might later.
17. go to class!! if you always skip class and show up at office hours completely lost on the concepts, theyâll laugh in your face. theyâll take you 100x more seriously if you show up.
18. however, if you are sick, take a day off. itâs more beneficial to you in the long run.Â
19. learn how to say ânoâ. if you have an 8 am the next day, donât stay out until midnight with your friends.Â
20. donât stress too hard over quizzes. if you expect them to go horribly, they will. you got this.
https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947
Hereâs the whole video. Itâs called âDonât Be A Suckerâ and itâs 17 minutes long.
donât just scroll past this actually watch it, itâs only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldnât even look out of place as a PSA
Mmmmmm
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
#cinematic parallels
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
âwomen canât driveâ
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
âwomen never shut upâ
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
âwomen are shallowâ
Lol next
âmy wife is my ball and chain lmaoâ
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a manâs chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a womanâs chances of getting a raise or promotion
âwomen are too emotionalâ
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. Weâre taught to put menâs needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I donât really think I need to.
âwomen canât driveâ (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)
âwomen talk to muchâ (PBS, resources included)
âwomen are shallowâ (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
âball and chainâ (University of London)
for all you pissbabies crying about sources
Sunny D tastes like liquid sore throat
Mad disrespectful
But is it incorrect?
Itâs facts
[screams]: MISS YOU BY LOUIS TOMLINSON IS A FCKING EMO BOP AND IT DESERVED BETTER!
Wow!! Much respect to the family!
This moms is strong and she is my she-ro!
And milo is going to get his.
Wasnât Milk Papadopoulous just crying about how he canât leave his house?? Heâs definitely gonna get his
When her father was asked about Hispanic locals he said âas far as Iâm concerned, theyâre just Iowans with better food.â