National Championships 411

Here, you will find all of the updates that you need if you want to survive these championships. some of it may be useful and some of it may be gossip. but just a heads up, keep your dity laundry hidden, because if i find out your little secrets -- i will spill them like leftover beans. [This blog will serve as both a gossip and updates blog.]

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why does jackson love himself so much?

      i mean, he looks like he was chiselled by angels. who wouldn’t be proud of that? BUT he’s a total jerk about it which brings him from like a 10 -- down to like a 7. i think he just needs someone to call him on his shit and he’ll probably regain that 10 status. 

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who do you think are gonna hook up?

      urgh, everyone? y’all are so messed up that i’m surprised there aren’t any bumps in those uniforms of yours. BUT, to answer your question:

kai and amber: like --- quit with the eye fucking and flirting and just get down to business, dont make me get bored of you -- ross and rachel are so 1998

kat and andrew: they’re just as boring as each other -- perhaps with a little spice in their life i may want to pay more attention to you.

jackson and alina: don’t ask me why --- i just think there will be some arguing and then really hot sex.

river and everyone: because shes fucking adorable, okay? and if you don’t like her than theres something wrong with you.

reuben, alexander and me: im up for it, up you are guys.

elin and amber: just quit it and make out with eachother!

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is there anyone you think you should keep your eye out for?

    right now, it’s way to early to say. i mean, you guys gotta give me something to work with! until something FUN happens around her, the most exciting person is by far ME!

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             BUZZ BUZZ, its me bitches!!

so, they’ve planned a welcoming party for you all huh? i expect that there are going to be fireworks --- and i’m not talking about the ones that you might be able to see from disneyworld. i’ve already witnessed some cat fights today from two captains -- if they keep it up we might have a spontaneous cheer off on our hands --- can you say, cliche? 

anyway, if you have any gossip in the mean time ---- come tell me. i promise not to reveal your identity. 

NATIONALS 411 XOXO

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      BUZZ BUZZ, its me bitches!!

well, it looks like some people couldn’t handle the heat. THE NORTHEN QUAHOG PANTHERS where at show offs last night and MAN did they eat matt hard. looks like there’s less competition now ( if you could call them that. ) anyway, thats all i have now --- but i’ll be in touch. if you have any more information, hmu babes. 

NATIONALS 411 XOXO

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   BUZZ BUZZ, it’s me bitches!! 

                  well, here we are again -- it’s that time of year. IT’S NATIONALS BABY! and i have a sneaky feeling that it’s going to just as dramatic and juicy as last year. and i pray to the gossip gods that it is. i’ve heard so many things already that i wanna share with you and you can bet your little asses that i will!

but for now, the first section of your NATIONALS CHAMPIONSHIPS HAS BEGUN! tomorrow morning, february 18th, bright and early it all begins. the training weeks. every day you will be taking part in numerous workshops being coached by the best of the best that have ever graced the mat and the football field -- i hope you’re ready, because i’ve seen these guys in action and they will NOT let you have an easy ride. ( EVEN if you sleep with them --- yes AMBER SILVERMAN --i’m talking to you sweetie. ) so good luck with week one!

if you have any gossip for me, hit me up. 

NATIONALS 411 XOXO