chandler | 20

( sunday, wake up, give me a cigarette. last night's love affair is looking vulnerable again )

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine.

(via crazeist)

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text: Lovegood

Luna: STOP DONT EVEN SAY THAT

Luna: he needs to leave

Luna: omg wHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO U HANG AROUND WITH DUDE

Chandler: IM SORRY OMF

Chandler: DUDE IM TALKING ABOUT THE GUY AT THE BAR WHEN HE FIRST GOT HERE HE CALLED ME CINDERELLA AND ASKED ME WHERE MY MICE FRIENDS WERE

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text: Larke

Larke: So?

Larke: Soo judgemental

Chandler: Larke

Chandler: You're just too trusting

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Text: Kenna

Kenna: If anything im worried about you chan. dont die seriously

Chandler: im not going to die i promise! i PROMISE you i wont die. xxx

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Text: Chandelier

Grey: Whose Kenna?

Grey: I don't have irrational fears, Chandelier

Chandler: My friend? You don't know Kenna?

Chandler: you've got to be scared of something, Grey.

[paulidk]

“Wait- what? Oh damn, sorry. I totally thought I was saying that all in my head. Do you need anything?”

[chandlerpls-blog]

“What were you even rambling about? And yeah, I could use a Bloody Mary and some aspirin.”

[nora-farren]

“I wasn’t talking to you. But maybe you should go home if people talking is making your hangover worse.”

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“Maybe.”

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Text: Open

Griffin: That sounds really sketchy, stay away from him.

Griffin: Maybe have your manager kick him out.

Chandler: by policy we can't kick out someone because 'they're weird' so we have to just keep a close eye on him and at least report him of being strange but we can't kick him out

Chandler: but i am freaked out

[wishingforskye]

“Well, someone’s a little grumpy when they’re hungover.” 

[chandlerpls-blog]

“Normally not, but my headache is getting worse by the second. Do you have anything I can have for it?”

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Text: Open

Kaeden: what Disney film was he trying to reenact???

Kaeden: like wtf...

Chandler: Cinderella ??? And then it changed to Kuzco's Groove or whatever, and then Frozen, and i stopped watching him after that I was done.

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text: Open

Clarissa: what no you don't even have to go near him like hide in the bathroom or something and call 911

Chandler: my security guy is watching him closely!

Chandler: im just keeping my distance. there's no way im getting him alcohol

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text || Open

Charlie: well, I need a subject to draw, so I'd just take some photos of you first so I can work off that. It's not a lot of work on your part but you get a nice drawing of yourself at the end of it :)

Chandler: that sounds so cool!! what kind? im ready

[chandlerpls-blog]

went to German Day today and i just... it was such an odd day

it was a good day overall but im just really confused now

and this guy was flirting with me the entire time and my friend Emil tried to get us together and he’s like really sweet and he’s probably the nicest guy ever and actually wants a relationship but he’s so out there and extroverted and although those are great qualities i can’t really find them great bc i get second hand embarrassment really easy. 

i really think he’s cool i just, i just met him and i want to be his friend and just ugh

but then my ex was also on the trip and such and he actually acknowledged me and was cool towards me and he even took me home when we got back and helped me measure the air in my tires and guys i just :-( i can tell im not over him but there’s nothing that can happen now but just holy shit.

do u see my dilemma 

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Text: Kenna

Kenna: that security guard will keep you safer than i could for sure

Kenna: fine ill drink alone in my loft how sad

Chandler: he could!! he's the best one here so im sure ill be alright

Chandler: i just dont want you getting hurt!!!!

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text: Lovegood

Luna: good good if he's there i won't worry but lemme know right away if smth happens

Luna: maybe he'll go away in a little bit let's keep our fingers crossed

Luna: is he still waving the knife around?

Chandler: i will of course! ill make sure to text you my will if anything happens

Chandler: MY FINGERS Have beEN CROSSED SINCE HE GOT HERE

Chandler: you have not seen crazy until you've witnessed someone call you 'Cinderella' and you have no idea if they are intact with reality or not

[chandlerpls-blog]

Text: Open

Kenna: Fine, i won't come but i kind of want to witness his crazy.

Kenna: And I realized it's only tuesday and that warrants a drink.

Chandler: its really scary dude

Chandler: but this security guard has my back

Chandler: tuesday do not i drink on tuesday all the time

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Text: Larke

Larke: So?

Larke: Soo judgemental

Chandler: he's waving around a knife!!