The Lost Fairy

[changeling-cameron]

Are you excited that you have another itty bitty baby?!

“Yes, another crying, pooping machine.”

[changeling-cameron]

Do you consider Dalton a disappointment?

“What kind of question is that?”

[changeling-cameron]

Do you ever worry Dahlia compares you to Conan, her deceased fiancee?

“She could, but I’m the superior one.”

[changeling-cameron]

Do you love Dahlia?

“Nah, we’re just best friends.”

[iotaisms-blog]

“Nope. I was just going to go home after work and take a nap.”

[changeling-cameron]

“I’ll let you nap, and maybe after we can get dinner?”

[iotaisms-blog]

“You are truly the best husband.”

[changeling-cameron]

“I try to be. Do you have any plans tonight?”

[iotaisms-blog]

“Oh Cameron, you’re the best. Thank you.”

[changeling-cameron]

“I figured it would be a rough day at work, and you deserve it.”

[changeling-cameron]

@iotaisms

“Hey Dahlia, I got you a surprise.”

[iotaisms-blog]

“I didn’t get to enjoy my last ball. I need to try and enjoy this one.”

[changeling-cameron]

“Remember if you get bored, we can leave and do something fun.”

[iotaisms-blog]

“Because I haven’t had a good night like this in so long. It’s refreshing.”

[changeling-cameron]

“I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.”

[changeling-cameron]

@iotaisms

“How do you have so much energy? That was your seventh dance in a row.”

[screnavalkyrie-blog]

“I know you’re cranky, but you don’t have to act it.”

[changeling-cameron]

“You haven’t seen me when I’m cranky. Be happy.”

[vxmpiregrayscn-blog]

“I’d really like to take a nap right now. You wanna nap with me?”

[changeling-cameron]

“You can nap there, by yourself.”

[xrufuswilliams]

“I don’t care if it’s a holiday. The price of rum shouldn’t go up for it.”

[changeling-cameron]

“No shit. They really do that?”

[naomiiclarke-blog]

“So I got an invite to this masquerade thing, and I don’t even think I can go. I surely can’t afford to get a dress for the occasion.”

[changeling-cameron]

“So you’re just going to give up without asking Uncle Cameron?”

[iotaisms-blog]

“Says your very attractive wife.”

[changeling-cameron]

“Then I guess I have to prove you wrong.”

[iotaisms-blog]

“You’re out of practice with babies, old man.”

[changeling-cameron]

“Oh yeah? Says who?”