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@channel-54

@boboredboredom

@oddedd

[channel-54]

Hello and welcome back to our first official story now that we're back! Isn't that nice? I missed this. Enough with that though.

We're taking it relatively easy today with this one, as always we're accepting calls and letters from viewers with any information, or just those who wanna say hi! But this time we won't be going out and getting any opinions or doing any field questioning, keeping it nice and simple.

So chances are if you've been at all active int the community in the past few days you've seen this image, or one similar to it.

It came from this video posted to the eddsworld twitter account, in which serval other developments are announced and a cat is shown, but most interestingly the video is interrupted by static and a short animation of Tord is played.

There's been plenty of speculation about what this could mean. He's shown bleeding, so some believe it may take place before the events of "The End" in which he had a band aid over the wound

But you must wonder what exactly is even going on? Where is he? There's clearly something clear between him and the watcher (who or whatever that may be) perhaps glass? in another picture (now shown on screen)

there are show to be bubbles on our side of the glass. I'm not sure what it could mean but I definitely think it's worth speculating

people are also concerned about the purpose of this clip being included. It's likely a teaser for an upcoming episode, after all it's very unlikely they would do it simply to promote all of the recent Tord merchandise because that would almost definitely cause an incredible backlash

No matter the reason or cause, I believe I speak for all of us when I say I am very excited to see where this goes and what it's leading up to! Be sure to pay attention because I can promise you that whatever it is, we'll be there to cover it. Until then, this is Walter, signing off.-

[channel-54]

Walter x Nicholas when

over my dead body

[channel-54]

hello and good morning everyone! I’m sorry out the not-so-brief hiatus we recently took, I was forced to go on a quest to find a cure for a curse because Nicholas upset a which while gathering intel for a story (I didn’t think it was possible for him to be any more useless but he always manages to surprise me) and he was not only no longer getting coffee or doing his job, but constantly destroying the studio which made it impossible for anyone else to work either, so we voted and I was the one who had to do something so we could get back to work

what I’m trying to say is, it’s very good to be back! I missed you all very much and I can’t wait for our next broadcast, stay tuned, because I hope to see you there

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Lmao I’ve been freed of the Pat virus HHAHAHEH

H O W

oh my gosh there's a cure-

RED ALERT! US PATS ARE IN DANGER!!

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

WHAT!? WE MUST PROTECT PATRICK

[channel-54]

New developments in the patdemic! There is apparently a cure that has come out

on a lesser note cloud seems to still be concise sometimes in the tags which I can’t imagen is pleasant 

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It’s bad because I’m currently fixated on Paul BUT I SUCEEEDEDDDD WJRJRBEBRBR

Yes yes Paul very good too

Allie of the Pats very good fren

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

Yaaay woohoo!! Long live pat

Pat army is forever

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LONG LIVE PAT! LONG LIVE PAT!

[channel-54]

things have escalated-

they’re chanting

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GRABS YO H AND INFECTS YOU, YOU WILL YOU WILL

AIEEEEEEEEE

T-tell my s-story....

[channel-54]

yet anther mighty soldier down, tragic

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[rises with the pat virus]

+v+

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

Oh lord

THE PAT VIRUS HAS SPREAD-

Yep, I'm gonna get ya, hide your kids, long live Patrick!

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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEE

[SPEED WALKS AWAY]

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

(Chases you like a Scooby-Doo monster) come back here!

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Ruh roh raggy-!

[channel-54]

it’s not looking good for cloud, be sure to stay tuned

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NOOOO I WILL ESCAPE I ALWAYS DO

[channel-54]

I interrupt our moment f silence to acknowledge how funny this is now

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GRABS YO H AND INFECTS YOU, YOU WILL YOU WILL

AIEEEEEEEEE

T-tell my s-story....

[channel-54]

yet anther mighty soldier down, tragic

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

Oh lord

THE PAT VIRUS HAS SPREAD-

Yep, I'm gonna get ya, hide your kids, long live Patrick!

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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEE

[SPEED WALKS AWAY]

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

(Chases you like a Scooby-Doo monster) come back here!

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Ruh roh raggy-!

[channel-54]

it’s not looking good for cloud, be sure to stay tuned

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

@purpeltomato come be a part of the pat hive mind with me <3

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WJAT IS THE PAT HIVEMIND.😨

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It's a disease I was given @channel-54 has a whole post about it anyway come on be brainwashed with me <333 I promise it's so fun long live Patrick

[channel-54]

I feel so special for being used as a source 

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

DO YOU REALLY THINK MEASLY BOARDS CAN STOP US? HA! (bites you)

hey how did you- AHHHH

oh

well shit, guess I'm part of the pat hive mind now, what do you know

[channel-54]

my friend named his pussy after you

not relevant but I'm honored

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L *infects you with the pat virus* 😏

It’s cool I’m vaccinated 👍

[channel-54]

Okay then, just thought you should be warned

I'm not infected btw don't worry

[fixes door then leaves]

I'll certainly look into it, until we gain more information everyone be sure to be careful especially if you see anyone being all... cursed like

[channel-54]

fun fact?

all our intermission music is played live by Nicholas on his recorder (same one he's had since 5th grade, he thinks that's something worth bragging about)

I was not consulted in this decision and when I found out it was to late

[channel-54]

[KICKS IN DOOR]

PAT VIRUS PART TWO

look, we JUST finished cleaning up from the last raid, get the fuck hell out of here

I'll issue a warning and everything if you plan to start infecting people again