twig arm twilight ass bitch

nikki • 25 • she/her • "end of an era but the start of a rat (or whatever taylor swift said)" - @pxper-riings

[piss-shark-official]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[recoverr-deactivated20250621]

i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

[kisseism]

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

[puppydogwhitaker]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[maidenczar]

google search "how to want"

[maidenczar]

google search "desire for beginners"

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[shiftythrifting]

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

[aflo]

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[museiums]

julian merrow-smith

[mermaidrobby]

One day, I am gonna grow wings.

[mermaidrobby]

lets have a drug problem with papa