[malibuklaus]

[oneheadtoanother]

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

[samsketchbook]

[segamascott]

[firethekitty]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[birdlawexpert]

Dude

[wizardpotions]

This is how it feels to be new at your job

[witch-breaker]

A 130,000 year old Neanderthal found petrified in place, fused to the cave walls by calcite over millennia.

[ghostsoforpheus]

The X Files: 6.20, Three of a Kind.

Well, I just can't decide who lights my fire.

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[tumorhead]

Look at these pathetic and very pink lobsters covered in barnacles from the Schmidt Ocean Institute ROV dive off Uruguay: (SOI dive 831 August 27 2025)

aheem heem 🥺 i got covered in barncles 🥺

(link for the livestream)

[theehorsepusssy]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fern-lover]

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

[cuubism]

my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way