[malignedmare]

[pointing at myself in the mirror] lock the fuck in we can not afford to be five years old right now

[malignedmare]

get your head in the FUCKING game

[malignedmare]

abwehhhh

[its-jooby]

bleh

[sharkgirldick]

Having a baby to prove your love with your partner is ridiculous. "Ohh, let's bring a whole third person into our relationship and, get this, we have to teach it how to be alive." Nonsense. My girlfriend and I could do the same thing with another tgirl, and she'll start out way better at Magic the Gathering than a baby.

[squiddy-ink-s]

Bad Dads: Chapter 2 part 3

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[badolmen]

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[shortcircuit908]

titjob from a girl with huge tits

[shortcircuit908]

is this anything

[shortcircuit908]

thighjob from a girl with huge thighs

[shortcircuit908]

i can't be the only one to have imagined these things

[shortcircuit908]

handjob from a girl with huge hands

[bunnygirlpaws]

clicking a video and realizing the youtuber is transfem has got to be one of the best feelings on earth

[lakevida]

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

[stupidestasshole]

wow i never realize dbut all natural world iphone 🌍

[cat-boots]

Bec & Lukas' hot hot summer

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

[kitkenk]

your face getting smushed into bunnygirl tummy okay?

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[shopwitchvamp]

[dungeon-bitch]

[girlballs]

i'm feeling too queasy to do it myself, can you all jerk off while thinking about a tall elf woman and a shortstack goblin making out and frotting and sucking each other off? thanks

[somarysueme]

i do think Kojima often has interesting and salient social commentary. He is writing speculative fiction that is asking questions worth asking. But also it not infrequently feels like he’s imagining a fantastic reality where men can have sex with each other. And he says “wouldn’t that be interesting? If men could have sex with other men?” And you say “but Hideo, men can have sex with other men.” And he says, “yes, in fiction anything is possible.” And you say “no, Hideo, in reality. Men are having sex with each other in reality right now. it’s actually happening.” And he says “I like to think about this hypothetical world. I think about it a lot.” And you say, “You could also have sex with men if you wanted to. Do you want to have sex with other men?” And he says “What if when you were horny you didn’t have to put up with bitches? Amazing to think about…”

[chiyo-mihama]

a little girl might 'hugs you' in order to 'drain life force' for her own 'dark powers'. this is OK and benefits you as much as it benefits me. i mean her.