and Catastrophe before Calamity

◇ mischief and mayhem ◇ mid 20s, she/her is close enough, ect ect...

[transmechanicus]

Trans girls be like “Selfie!”

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[webhoards]

[nanadouken]

she takes studying vampires very seriously

[sunlit-mess]

i feel like a child

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

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I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

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[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[iphigeniacomplex]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[killhomersimpson]

worthless animal. BEGONE

[chaosbeforecatastrophe]

they can smell your beer.

[jungl-leavs]

one more year until people stop dying

[dorothylarouge]

[jerboadraws]

Aurora. In one hot cave... :3 When I drew this art I wasn't satisfied with the result, so after feedback of my friend artist, I redrew all starting with the sketch Huh! I think I did it (,,◕　⋏　◕,,)

[jerboadraws]

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[ohnoproblems]

i call this joke "chuuni margarine". thank you

[rongzhi]

Song: 爱江山更爱美人 - 李丽芬

English added by me :)

[robotpoppa]

it’s-friday.avi

[kathereal]

Quality blog content right here folks

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the reason it's important you have a healthy sleep schedule is because "i need more sleep" tired and "I need to eat" tired feel kinda the same and it can be hard to think enough to figure out which one it is this time.