The Master of Mayhem

It seems we haven't met. I'm Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony. Helloooo! Former ruler of Equestria, turned ally of Princess Celestia. I didn't mean to rhyme that. It gets so BORING not being able to create chaos whenever you please, so maybe you ponies can entertain me. ((Independent RP for Discord from My Little Pony. SFW. OC friendly! Don't be afraid to come into my ask box and annoy me!))

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

There was a wedding yesterday and no one invited ME?!

[hippiepone]

Tree Hugger, hello! Hello! I'd just like to apologize again for my little, well, "episode". If there's anything, and mean ANYTHING, I can do to make up for it, just let me know! I can do ANYTHING. Literally.

“Discord, its like, so far out that you wanna do something but, everything’s groovy now” she happily explained

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, are you sure there’s nothing I can do? I have quite a bit of, um, far out magic at my disposal. For example, have you ever wondered what is like to, I don’t know, be a unicorn, or a bat pony, or have chocolate milk rain from the sky? Something like that?

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

((Brandon, I don’t know if you answered Discord’s last ask to Tree Hugger since you switched blogs, so I’m sending it again if that’s okay!))

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Wonderful! You both seem like such lovely little ponies. Very kind, very unassuming. I’ll be sure to invite you to tea with Fluttershy and I sometime! It’ll be fun!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

“Oh that sounds like fun!” Misty giggled. “Tea with the Lord of Chaos and the Element of Kindness!”

“Yaaay.” Emily let out a sarcastic cheer, rolling her eyes once again. 

“Oh, Emily, you wouldn’t know fun if it bit you in the flank.”

“WHAT?!”

“I must say, though, Mr. Discord, you and Fluttershy seem to be really good friends!”

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, we are! We are! She’s a bit shy, obviously, but I’m sure she’ll love both of you when she comes around! She tends to like everypony though, so I’m sure you’ll all get along. I’ll pencil you in for next Tuesday, how’s that sound?

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

((I might be back on tonight if I get the chance! I’m not going on another 9,000 year hiatus so soon! I’m just absurdly busy today with other blogs and job stuff))

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"Discord, i'll be honest, you really made this years Grand Galloping Gala a really fun event, i never expected you to bring the smooze" Celestia said, laughing for a moment

I am absolutely honored you enjoyed it so, Princess! I’m sure those kind of formal events can be dreadfully boring when you’ve been attending them for as long as you have. I’ll be sure to bring Smooze every year! I’m sure everyone would love it!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Yes, yes, of course! I’ll borrow a few thousand gems from Rarity. Terribly sorry about Smooze eating all your gems and jewelery and such, but at least I got them back right? I must remember to return those to you eventually, by the way.

[sunpone]

Celestia sighed for a moment “yes, please, return them as soon as you can, or you will be into a surprise the next time you come over to the castle..” she explained, glaring at him

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, yes, well! [Discord snaps his fingers and all of Celestia’s jewels appear] I’ll just set these neatly back in their storage then! Wouldn’t want to annoy such a refined pony such as yourself!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

(( I really don’t think this was intentional, but I’m kind of hoping it was ))

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Pleasure to meet both of you, too! I’m always open to making new friends ever since I learned friendship isn’t just something to defeat poor innocent draconequui with. You’ve both made wonderful first impressions, really!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

“I smell sarcasm…” Emily grumbled.

Misty whacked the back of her head.

“Ow!”

“Wonderful!” Misty smiled brightly. “I’m glad we could start a beautiful friendship, RIGHT EMILY?” Misty cracked her neck as she looked at the other, her smile giving off more of an uneasy type of vibe.

Emily’s eyes widened. “R-Right?”

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Wonderful! You both seem like such lovely little ponies. Very kind, very unassuming. I’ll be sure to invite you to tea with Fluttershy and I sometime! It’ll be fun!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, no worries! It’s not as if I was worried about getting hurt or losing! That’d just be silly. I’m quite used to having people be angry with me about everything I did in the past, so it’s no matter.

Next time, may I recommend picking a fight with Queen Chrysalis. I’m sure it’ll turn out swimmingly for you!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

“Oh, trust me, she HAS.”

“Misty, be quiet.” Emily mumbled, her arms across her chest.

“ANYWAY, my name is Misty Moon. Ponies call that one over there ‘Black Comet’, but she prefers Emily. I’m not sure why.”

“Long story.” Emily sighed.

“Of course.” Misty rolled her eyes. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Discord.”

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Pleasure to meet both of you, too! I’m always open to making new friends ever since I learned friendship isn’t just something to defeat poor innocent draconequui with. You’ve both made wonderful first impressions, really!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"Discord, i'll be honest, you really made this years Grand Galloping Gala a really fun event, i never expected you to bring the smooze" Celestia said, laughing for a moment

I am absolutely honored you enjoyed it so, Princess! I’m sure those kind of formal events can be dreadfully boring when you’ve been attending them for as long as you have. I’ll be sure to bring Smooze every year! I’m sure everyone would love it!

[sunpone]

Celestia nodded “sure thing Discord, but next time, please bring more shiny stuff for him, i can’t have all of mine eaten every year..” she explains, frowning for a moment

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Yes, yes, of course! I’ll borrow a few thousand gems from Rarity. Terribly sorry about Smooze eating all your gems and jewelery and such, but at least I got them back right? I must remember to return those to you eventually, by the way.

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Nothing compared to Sombra?! Well, I’ll have you know, I take great offense to that! The only way that stick-in-the-mud Sombra could kill someone is with sheer boredom, and incessant talk of crystals.

But that little pony right, I have changed my ways. At least enough to where I won’t be encased in stone for 1,000 years… I’m perfectly mostly harmless to Equestria now! Entirely by choice.

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

“Reformed schmeformed! You can’t change the past!”

Misty sighed. “Luna forgive me.” She smacked the back of Emily’s head.

Emily froze, her eyes wide. “…Thanks.”

“Don’t mention it.” She looked at Discord. “I apologize for that. Emily loves picking fights with people. Especially the ‘bad guys’.”

Emily just mumbled, rubbing the back of her head.

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, no worries! It’s not as if I was worried about getting hurt or losing! That’d just be silly. I’m quite used to having people be angry with me about everything I did in the past, so it’s no matter.

Next time, may I recommend picking a fight with Queen Chrysalis. I’m sure it’ll turn out swimmingly for you!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, what’s the matter, little pegasus? She was just going to challenge the omnipotent embodiment of chaos to a friendly little battle! No harm there!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

The Pegasus, Misty, struggled to hold Emily away from him. “Because the last time she did this–urgh! It was with Sombra and she–ow, Emily! Almost died–! Emily, that’s my face!”

“Ha! The one who tried to turn Equestria upside down with madness is NOTHING compared to Sombra! I can take him!”

“EMILY, HE’S REFORMED! CHILL OUT!”

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Nothing compared to Sombra?! Well, I’ll have you know, I take great offense to that! The only way that stick-in-the-mud Sombra could kill someone is with sheer boredom, and incessant talk of crystals.

But that little pony right, I have changed my ways. At least enough to where I won’t be encased in stone for 1,000 years... I’m perfectly mostly harmless to Equestria now! Entirely by choice.

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"Discord, i'll be honest, you really made this years Grand Galloping Gala a really fun event, i never expected you to bring the smooze" Celestia said, laughing for a moment

I am absolutely honored you enjoyed it so, Princess! I’m sure those kind of formal events can be dreadfully boring when you’ve been attending them for as long as you have. I'll be sure to bring Smooze every year! I’m sure everyone would love it!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

Emily dashed towards him until another Pegasus flew up, grabbing her black tail with her mouth.

“MISTY! LET GO!” Emily flailed.

“Emily, cut it out!” The Pegasus’s voice came out muffled as she tried to pull Emily away.

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

Oh, what’s the matter, little pegasus? She was just going to challenge the omnipotent embodiment of chaos to a friendly little battle! No harm there!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

"ALRIGHT, YOU! COME AND FIGHT ME!" Pegasus!Emily zoomed past, her hooves up in a boxing position.

Oh, what’s this? Somepony dare challenge the MASTER OF CHAOS™ himself?! I like your style. Come at me!

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

(( burandonrudorufu I am going to spam all your pony accounts with asks, just a heads up))

[allhaillordsmooze]

//no seriously tho, i have no idea if the Smooze can talk or not, i mean he has a mouth but still…

[chaosisawonderfulthing]

((He talked in the 80s cartoon, kind of. Make him talk! It’ll be funny!))