i'm lost but i don't know why

robin | leo | infp | he/him

[catwhisker-archive-deactivated2]

if i ever misgender you don’t be afraid to just fucking deck me

[misseffie]

Me: *can’t even get out of bed in the mornings. has serious difficulties with basic self-care*

Me: buy more make up

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[sexandtheastrology]

hmm I wonder what sign made this 🤔

[sappling]

this is so funny bc this is rlly how leos see the world they only hear themselves and think of guess what? themselves

[sexandtheastrology]

[pissyelliott]

this bitter and jealous drag of my people…

[sexandtheastrology]

ain’t no one jealous of y'all temper tantrum throwing when you don’t any get attention over grown babies

[mae-martin]

Moana ➙ hair appreciation  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[nasai]

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

[keithsweatshop]

my kink is avoiding a popular song, riding out it’s popularity & over-saturation & then enjoying it during it’s decline

[gloputa-deactivated20170510]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

thank god

[homiedepot]

It fucking better

[unfollowfriday]

That’s 9 more months…..

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

popular MUA on youtube: hi guys! i just got the new urbanbeverlyhillsstilakvdtootarte fall pallete and decided to do a look for you today! it’s sooo easy! First I start off with foundation that’s too dark, this contour kit that cost more than my house, and every makeup trick we think is a Kardashian thing but actually came from drag queens! I always make sure I use the biggest bat lashes known to man, I want these babies to cause a tornado when I blink, and I finish my eye look with a wing that goes all the way up to my stenciled brows. For lips, I’m using this super drying and totally not good for your lips overpriced matte lipstick that I’m literally gonna throw away as soon as I get money for mentioning the brand six times in five minutes. That completes the look! Link to the matte lipstick is in the description box, use my code scammy10 for 10% off! xoxo bye!

[transboyofficial]

things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[sadhoc]

“i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot think straight or in an orderly fashion

[jaegerpilotmax]

France can have this back

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[darlinggod]