Chaotic.halfblood.kit

20 | She/Her | Australian Just a bunch of random things. Other acct (I post about things I read there): @lin-euishin

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

Titles

[sonialiao]

Me, a clown: hey i kind of miss drawing flowers, lets work on a garden for my next poster 🤩

My hand one week later: angry carpel tunnel noises

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

immediate friendship

[neo--queen--serenity]

Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."

Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.

What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.

wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.

[kelenia]

Look at our emperor bro, we’re so screwed

[gobwinning]

ex-idol hyj and stalker fan sung hyunje au but theyre both not normal

[akuchi-nya]

I was the only one who noticed tha if you take away the numer 0 from the niel´s number, it´s a perfec sequence 1 2 3? only me ? good

[casszanova]

Andrew and neil watching exy together! Date or just an average Wednesday 🤔

[imajoker]

fun reminder; if it weren’t for Erik most our faves would probably be dead :)

[frogoto]

Femkishiyu. One of my billions of WIP, I’m drowning.

[nukudraws]

Pat Pat

[blueseysyogurt]

my friend is reading AFTG for the first time and her reactions are genuinely the funniest thing ever

[nart-is-a-monster]

♡- "¿Would I be honored to share this dance with you?" -♡

[kokodae78]

Oh hiii

[favdaff]

Thunderbolt waltz

[honey-bird10]

[whomst-the-hell]

aftg stuff we as a fandom do not talk about or appreciate enough:

neil punching the shit out of riko and wymack having to drag him off

neil repeatedly wanting to hit someone but not allowing himself because he was trying to stay low profile

neil getting back from evermore, realising riko tattooed him, and immediately attempting to carve the tattoo off his face with a knife

neil fantasising about stomping andrews face in at columbia

neil being experienced with guns

neil specifically liking exy because its aggressive and violent

neil grabbing the racket at thanksgiving with the intention of using it as a weapon, then asking for it back after

" "Need anything else?" "A clear shot at Riko and no witnesses," Neil said. Matt grinned like he thought Neil was joking and left. "