Welcome to the blog of chaos

An rp blog for all sorts of muses for the fun of it, inspired by @oddblogfullofoddmuses link for mobile users to muse list: https://chaoticblogofmuses.tumblr.com/characters relationships with the muses is allowed and encouraged. Relationship list: https://chaoticblogofmuses.tumblr.com/relationships all ships takes place in their own timeline/universe. Some sprites are made on picrew. Maskless Mikado sprite edits were done by @miss-amethyst-needs-a-life so please kindly don't use without her perm, the drawings were made by me, ask before using those too.

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "They're the Shirino Clan. They're the clan that even comes close to matching the magnificence of the Ketsuno clan. Ever since the Heian period began, the Ketsuno clan and Shirino have been at each others throats like mountain monkeys."

Shinpachi: "Why the hellvwould they be neighbours then?!"

Gedoumaru: "There isn't a time where one clan has really had the upper hand against the other. It's always one significant win followed by a significant loss. This perpetual circle the two have been stuck in. As they grew tired of senseless violence, the two clans finally decided to make a pact with each other. At the beginning of Edo's age the Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan were said to both be employed by the Bakufu, and they made accomplishments. Even Seimei had a hand in this..."

Wadanohara: "This... Is going somewhere bad isn't it?"

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...yeah i am feeling the bad vibes from this 100% it isn't even funny..."

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Gedoumaru: "And you're right, because it was by his hand that lead to another tragedy... The Shirino Clan asked Seimei for one condition for them to agree to the peace pact. Which was have Christel-sama as a bride. At that time Seimei-sama was disgusted with Christel-sama, gaining popularity as a weather announcer. He saw this as an opportunity to pull her back to this world, and easily accepted this condition. And of course Christel-sama wanted the best for both families, so she went along with this plan, and married into the Shirino Clan. Though it was for the sake of the families, she could not lie to her heart. Especially when the Shirino would not allow Christel-sama to predict the weather, once she became a member of their clan through marriage, her health became weaker and weaker, as she tried to keep up with the better days..... At the time, Christel-sama, just gazed out at the sky. Seimei-sama realized what he had done, and labored to bring his sister back. Forgetting the contract with the Shirino Clan, he took her back by force, and allowed her to continue predicting the weather."

Wadanohara: "...I see, i think i get the rest."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...we got a bad case of a broken marriage causing a chaotic weather cycle and a jealous ex wanting Christel out of being the weather lady..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Yes, but it as evolved beyond that, this is now a magical war, over the weather."

Shinpachi: "Are you saying that Ketsuno Ana's sudden slump, has to do with the fact that these people dislike her being a weather lady in the first place...?"

Wadanohara: "Talk about being petty..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "It isn't just petty it is down right crazy. But it does explain the back and forth weather the last few days...we went from sunny to rain to sunny and then to the cloudy here."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The spell gets pushed back by the other and goes directly at them, knocking out the Ketsuno clan and creating rain.

Kagura and Shinpachi ran to help Seimei and the rest.

Yosafire: "So... That definitely explains everything..." She now stared at the hole in the wall with the Shirino Clan standing on the other side.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "And there is the EX himself. Ugh...i knew this was gonna get crazy..." Gintoki said as he didn't know if he should get himself involved but...well no backing out now. He looked at Wada.

Gintoki: "You know if these guys want to keep the rain going...how about we throw down a battle on there terms? I don't want get wet from a woman's tears..." Gintoki said as he was serious on this.

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Shirino stood there looking smug expression as Kagura and Shinpachi stood there.

Kagura: "That's the EX husband?"

Gedoumaru: "Yes, it's their marriage that started everything. He will stop at nothing to destroy Seimei-sama who took his wife and it's because of his grudge that he obstructs Christel-sama's weather readings. As suchn Seimei-sama wages weather battle with him each day."

Seimei slowly got up as Wadanohara cracked her knuckles.

Wadanohara: "Yes, let's teach this guy a lesson, sensei. Wipe that smug expression off his face."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "They're the Shirino Clan. They're the clan that even comes close to matching the magnificence of the Ketsuno clan. Ever since the Heian period began, the Ketsuno clan and Shirino have been at each others throats like mountain monkeys."

Shinpachi: "Why the hellvwould they be neighbours then?!"

Gedoumaru: "There isn't a time where one clan has really had the upper hand against the other. It's always one significant win followed by a significant loss. This perpetual circle the two have been stuck in. As they grew tired of senseless violence, the two clans finally decided to make a pact with each other. At the beginning of Edo's age the Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan were said to both be employed by the Bakufu, and they made accomplishments. Even Seimei had a hand in this..."

Wadanohara: "This... Is going somewhere bad isn't it?"

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...yeah i am feeling the bad vibes from this 100% it isn't even funny..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "And you're right, because it was by his hand that lead to another tragedy... The Shirino Clan asked Seimei for one condition for them to agree to the peace pact. Which was have Christel-sama as a bride. At that time Seimei-sama was disgusted with Christel-sama, gaining popularity as a weather announcer. He saw this as an opportunity to pull her back to this world, and easily accepted this condition. And of course Christel-sama wanted the best for both families, so she went along with this plan, and married into the Shirino Clan. Though it was for the sake of the families, she could not lie to her heart. Especially when the Shirino would not allow Christel-sama to predict the weather, once she became a member of their clan through marriage, her health became weaker and weaker, as she tried to keep up with the better days..... At the time, Christel-sama, just gazed out at the sky. Seimei-sama realized what he had done, and labored to bring his sister back. Forgetting the contract with the Shirino Clan, he took her back by force, and allowed her to continue predicting the weather."

Wadanohara: "...I see, i think i get the rest."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...we got a bad case of a broken marriage causing a chaotic weather cycle and a jealous ex wanting Christel out of being the weather lady..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Yes, but it as evolved beyond that, this is now a magical war, over the weather."

Shinpachi: "Are you saying that Ketsuno Ana's sudden slump, has to do with the fact that these people dislike her being a weather lady in the first place...?"

Wadanohara: "Talk about being petty..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "It isn't just petty it is down right crazy. But it does explain the back and forth weather the last few days...we went from sunny to rain to sunny and then to the cloudy here."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The spell gets pushed back by the other and goes directly at them, knocking out the Ketsuno clan and creating rain.

Kagura and Shinpachi ran to help Seimei and the rest.

Yosafire: "So... That definitely explains everything..." She now stared at the hole in the wall with the Shirino Clan standing on the other side.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "They're the Shirino Clan. They're the clan that even comes close to matching the magnificence of the Ketsuno clan. Ever since the Heian period began, the Ketsuno clan and Shirino have been at each others throats like mountain monkeys."

Shinpachi: "Why the hellvwould they be neighbours then?!"

Gedoumaru: "There isn't a time where one clan has really had the upper hand against the other. It's always one significant win followed by a significant loss. This perpetual circle the two have been stuck in. As they grew tired of senseless violence, the two clans finally decided to make a pact with each other. At the beginning of Edo's age the Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan were said to both be employed by the Bakufu, and they made accomplishments. Even Seimei had a hand in this..."

Wadanohara: "This... Is going somewhere bad isn't it?"

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...yeah i am feeling the bad vibes from this 100% it isn't even funny..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "And you're right, because it was by his hand that lead to another tragedy... The Shirino Clan asked Seimei for one condition for them to agree to the peace pact. Which was have Christel-sama as a bride. At that time Seimei-sama was disgusted with Christel-sama, gaining popularity as a weather announcer. He saw this as an opportunity to pull her back to this world, and easily accepted this condition. And of course Christel-sama wanted the best for both families, so she went along with this plan, and married into the Shirino Clan. Though it was for the sake of the families, she could not lie to her heart. Especially when the Shirino would not allow Christel-sama to predict the weather, once she became a member of their clan through marriage, her health became weaker and weaker, as she tried to keep up with the better days..... At the time, Christel-sama, just gazed out at the sky. Seimei-sama realized what he had done, and labored to bring his sister back. Forgetting the contract with the Shirino Clan, he took her back by force, and allowed her to continue predicting the weather."

Wadanohara: "...I see, i think i get the rest."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...we got a bad case of a broken marriage causing a chaotic weather cycle and a jealous ex wanting Christel out of being the weather lady..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Yes, but it as evolved beyond that, this is now a magical war, over the weather."

Shinpachi: "Are you saying that Ketsuno Ana's sudden slump, has to do with the fact that these people dislike her being a weather lady in the first place...?"

Wadanohara: "Talk about being petty..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "They're the Shirino Clan. They're the clan that even comes close to matching the magnificence of the Ketsuno clan. Ever since the Heian period began, the Ketsuno clan and Shirino have been at each others throats like mountain monkeys."

Shinpachi: "Why the hellvwould they be neighbours then?!"

Gedoumaru: "There isn't a time where one clan has really had the upper hand against the other. It's always one significant win followed by a significant loss. This perpetual circle the two have been stuck in. As they grew tired of senseless violence, the two clans finally decided to make a pact with each other. At the beginning of Edo's age the Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan were said to both be employed by the Bakufu, and they made accomplishments. Even Seimei had a hand in this..."

Wadanohara: "This... Is going somewhere bad isn't it?"

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...yeah i am feeling the bad vibes from this 100% it isn't even funny..."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "And you're right, because it was by his hand that lead to another tragedy... The Shirino Clan asked Seimei for one condition for them to agree to the peace pact. Which was have Christel-sama as a bride. At that time Seimei-sama was disgusted with Christel-sama, gaining popularity as a weather announcer. He saw this as an opportunity to pull her back to this world, and easily accepted this condition. And of course Christel-sama wanted the best for both families, so she went along with this plan, and married into the Shirino Clan. Though it was for the sake of the families, she could not lie to her heart. Especially when the Shirino would not allow Christel-sama to predict the weather, once she became a member of their clan through marriage, her health became weaker and weaker, as she tried to keep up with the better days..... At the time, Christel-sama, just gazed out at the sky. Seimei-sama realized what he had done, and labored to bring his sister back. Forgetting the contract with the Shirino Clan, he took her back by force, and allowed her to continue predicting the weather."

Wadanohara: "...I see, i think i get the rest."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "They're the Shirino Clan. They're the clan that even comes close to matching the magnificence of the Ketsuno clan. Ever since the Heian period began, the Ketsuno clan and Shirino have been at each others throats like mountain monkeys."

Shinpachi: "Why the hellvwould they be neighbours then?!"

Gedoumaru: "There isn't a time where one clan has really had the upper hand against the other. It's always one significant win followed by a significant loss. This perpetual circle the two have been stuck in. As they grew tired of senseless violence, the two clans finally decided to make a pact with each other. At the beginning of Edo's age the Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan were said to both be employed by the Bakufu, and they made accomplishments. Even Seimei had a hand in this..."

Wadanohara: "This... Is going somewhere bad isn't it?"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki: "So, looks like big brother was wise to the whole shebang. I guess the whole thing about you watching over edo for years and years wasn't just you trying to show off." Gintoki was about to ask about what they did to Ana but if Seimei here knew about everything...

Sakata Gintoki: "Okay i was gonna ask a question about Ana but if you really do know everything...then..." Gintoki points to Yosafire and Co. "Where the heck do they come from?" Gintoki asked Seimei...it seems he wants to know about where Yosafire and co came from to hopefully understand them more.

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Seimei: "Oh those four? They are very interesting beings. Seems they come from a different world. They come from somewhere Angels and Demons live in harmony in a garden, a rare occurance. But they have gone on a journey of their own despite that. It looks like you accidentally summoned them when they were not supposed to be here."

Wadanohara: "Huh... A garden... Sounds nice."

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"But i did the whole thing Shikigami summing thing right though...Ana told me how to do it! Guess the thing must have bugged out or something..." Gintoki said as he didn't mind however having new Yorozuya members is nice. "Well guess that answers that question...and now for th-" Gintoki stops for a minute as he randomly remembered something he had heard on the news once before. 'KETUSNO ANA HAVING GAINED POPULARITY AS A WEATHER GIRL, GOT MARRIED LAST MONTH'

Sakata Gintoki: "...You know i remember on the news sometime ago...that Ana got married...does that relate to what has been going on with the weather lately?"

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Seimei: "I see you're catching on. Yes, that's right."

Someone bursted in quickly in a panic.

Man: "Leadeerrrr!!!"

Seimei: "No way... Demn!" He quickly got up to follow the person.

Shinpachi: "H- Seimei-san?! Gin-san!! Something's going on! We should follow him!"

Wadanohara: "Right! It sounds like an emergency.''

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Sakata Gintoki: "Oi! You still haven't explained what that means!" Gintoki said as he followed after Seimei with everyone else. This time however he won't be participating in what is gonna to happen next.

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What they see next is the tv being on and Christel doing a forecast.

Christel: "My apologies! The morning weather lady isn't in today i'm afraid!~ so i'll be taking over for now! Please allow me to tell you the morning forecast!"

Seimei: "Christelllll!!! Why!! Why is she reporting the weather in the morning?!?!?"

Man: "We didn't know until now either sir!! It seems the other weather lady is out sick!!!"

Seimei: "Whatever!! Just get the DVD and record it!!!"

Man: "But sir!! You used the last recordable DVD to tape that spiderman movie!!"

Seimei: "Erase him!! Erase Spiderman!! I've already seen that movie thousands of times!! Ah wait, this is King Kong... I want this one! Okay! Erase the part where Spiderman meets up with the Heroine!! That part always pisses me off!!"

Froze: "...What are they doing? They're losing time with this."

Wadanohara: "Beats me."

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Sakata Gintoki: "Beats me either..." Gintoki said making a shrug with his shoulders. "This might be the case of simping."

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Christel: "And here we go!!"

Man: "Sirrrr!! The weather report is starting!!"

Seimei: "Didn't i tell you IDIOTS to get ready for this?! We need to start the fifth prayer NOW!! Listen up you fools!! We start praying the minute she starts telling the weather forecast!! Start praying like there's no tomorrow!!"

Christel: "We're going to have a sunny after-noon!"

All of the Omnyoujis: "SUUUUNNNYYYY!!!"

Both Kagura and Shinpachi looked unamused.

Froze: "...Yeah, they're simps alright, no questions about it, big ones."

Rawberry: "They're having fun at least."

Wadanohara also looked really unamused.

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Sakata Gintoki: "Would i really call what they are doing fun? It feels more like they are trying to get an act of god to happen or something..."

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Wadanohara: "They are yes... Praying to their god Christel-sama" She was about to say something else when they saw another beam of light come from the neighbour.

Shinpachi: "Ah! Tha-that's!! The mansion next door!! There's a light!"

Seimei: "Demn!! They're at it too!! All right we're not backing down!! We'll intercept their spell with our own!" They unleashed light too, now they're colliding.

Yosafire: "W-what?! They were next door this whole time...?"

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki: "So, looks like big brother was wise to the whole shebang. I guess the whole thing about you watching over edo for years and years wasn't just you trying to show off." Gintoki was about to ask about what they did to Ana but if Seimei here knew about everything...

Sakata Gintoki: "Okay i was gonna ask a question about Ana but if you really do know everything...then..." Gintoki points to Yosafire and Co. "Where the heck do they come from?" Gintoki asked Seimei...it seems he wants to know about where Yosafire and co came from to hopefully understand them more.

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Seimei: "Oh those four? They are very interesting beings. Seems they come from a different world. They come from somewhere Angels and Demons live in harmony in a garden, a rare occurance. But they have gone on a journey of their own despite that. It looks like you accidentally summoned them when they were not supposed to be here."

Wadanohara: "Huh... A garden... Sounds nice."

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"But i did the whole thing Shikigami summing thing right though...Ana told me how to do it! Guess the thing must have bugged out or something..." Gintoki said as he didn't mind however having new Yorozuya members is nice. "Well guess that answers that question...and now for th-" Gintoki stops for a minute as he randomly remembered something he had heard on the news once before. 'KETUSNO ANA HAVING GAINED POPULARITY AS A WEATHER GIRL, GOT MARRIED LAST MONTH'

Sakata Gintoki: "...You know i remember on the news sometime ago...that Ana got married...does that relate to what has been going on with the weather lately?"

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Seimei: "I see you're catching on. Yes, that's right."

Someone bursted in quickly in a panic.

Man: "Leadeerrrr!!!"

Seimei: "No way... Demn!" He quickly got up to follow the person.

Shinpachi: "H- Seimei-san?! Gin-san!! Something's going on! We should follow him!"

Wadanohara: "Right! It sounds like an emergency.''

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Sakata Gintoki: "Oi! You still haven't explained what that means!" Gintoki said as he followed after Seimei with everyone else. This time however he won't be participating in what is gonna to happen next.

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What they see next is the tv being on and Christel doing a forecast.

Christel: "My apologies! The morning weather lady isn't in today i'm afraid!~ so i'll be taking over for now! Please allow me to tell you the morning forecast!"

Seimei: "Christelllll!!! Why!! Why is she reporting the weather in the morning?!?!?"

Man: "We didn't know until now either sir!! It seems the other weather lady is out sick!!!"

Seimei: "Whatever!! Just get the DVD and record it!!!"

Man: "But sir!! You used the last recordable DVD to tape that spiderman movie!!"

Seimei: "Erase him!! Erase Spiderman!! I've already seen that movie thousands of times!! Ah wait, this is King Kong... I want this one! Okay! Erase the part where Spiderman meets up with the Heroine!! That part always pisses me off!!"

Froze: "...What are they doing? They're losing time with this."

Wadanohara: "Beats me."

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Sakata Gintoki: "Beats me either..." Gintoki said making a shrug with his shoulders. "This might be the case of simping."

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Christel: "And here we go!!"

Man: "Sirrrr!! The weather report is starting!!"

Seimei: "Didn't i tell you IDIOTS to get ready for this?! We need to start the fifth prayer NOW!! Listen up you fools!! We start praying the minute she starts telling the weather forecast!! Start praying like there's no tomorrow!!"

Christel: "We're going to have a sunny after-noon!"

All of the Omnyoujis: "SUUUUNNNYYYY!!!"

Both Kagura and Shinpachi looked unamused.

Froze: "...Yeah, they're simps alright, no questions about it, big ones."

Rawberry: "They're having fun at least."

Wadanohara also looked really unamused.

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki: "So, looks like big brother was wise to the whole shebang. I guess the whole thing about you watching over edo for years and years wasn't just you trying to show off." Gintoki was about to ask about what they did to Ana but if Seimei here knew about everything...

Sakata Gintoki: "Okay i was gonna ask a question about Ana but if you really do know everything...then..." Gintoki points to Yosafire and Co. "Where the heck do they come from?" Gintoki asked Seimei...it seems he wants to know about where Yosafire and co came from to hopefully understand them more.

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Seimei: "Oh those four? They are very interesting beings. Seems they come from a different world. They come from somewhere Angels and Demons live in harmony in a garden, a rare occurance. But they have gone on a journey of their own despite that. It looks like you accidentally summoned them when they were not supposed to be here."

Wadanohara: "Huh... A garden... Sounds nice."

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"But i did the whole thing Shikigami summing thing right though...Ana told me how to do it! Guess the thing must have bugged out or something..." Gintoki said as he didn't mind however having new Yorozuya members is nice. "Well guess that answers that question...and now for th-" Gintoki stops for a minute as he randomly remembered something he had heard on the news once before. 'KETUSNO ANA HAVING GAINED POPULARITY AS A WEATHER GIRL, GOT MARRIED LAST MONTH'

Sakata Gintoki: "...You know i remember on the news sometime ago...that Ana got married...does that relate to what has been going on with the weather lately?"

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Seimei: "I see you're catching on. Yes, that's right."

Someone bursted in quickly in a panic.

Man: "Leadeerrrr!!!"

Seimei: "No way... Demn!" He quickly got up to follow the person.

Shinpachi: "H- Seimei-san?! Gin-san!! Something's going on! We should follow him!"

Wadanohara: "Right! It sounds like an emergency.''

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Sakata Gintoki: "Oi! You still haven't explained what that means!" Gintoki said as he followed after Seimei with everyone else. This time however he won't be participating in what is gonna to happen next.

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What they see next is the tv being on and Christel doing a forecast.

Christel: "My apologies! The morning weather lady isn't in today i'm afraid!~ so i'll be taking over for now! Please allow me to tell you the morning forecast!"

Seimei: "Christelllll!!! Why!! Why is she reporting the weather in the morning?!?!?"

Man: "We didn't know until now either sir!! It seems the other weather lady is out sick!!!"

Seimei: "Whatever!! Just get the DVD and record it!!!"

Man: "But sir!! You used the last recordable DVD to tape that spiderman movie!!"

Seimei: "Erase him!! Erase Spiderman!! I've already seen that movie thousands of times!! Ah wait, this is King Kong... I want this one! Okay! Erase the part where Spiderman meets up with the Heroine!! That part always pisses me off!!"

Froze: "...What are they doing? They're losing time with this."

Wadanohara: "Beats me."

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki: "So, looks like big brother was wise to the whole shebang. I guess the whole thing about you watching over edo for years and years wasn't just you trying to show off." Gintoki was about to ask about what they did to Ana but if Seimei here knew about everything...

Sakata Gintoki: "Okay i was gonna ask a question about Ana but if you really do know everything...then..." Gintoki points to Yosafire and Co. "Where the heck do they come from?" Gintoki asked Seimei...it seems he wants to know about where Yosafire and co came from to hopefully understand them more.

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Seimei: "Oh those four? They are very interesting beings. Seems they come from a different world. They come from somewhere Angels and Demons live in harmony in a garden, a rare occurance. But they have gone on a journey of their own despite that. It looks like you accidentally summoned them when they were not supposed to be here."

Wadanohara: "Huh... A garden... Sounds nice."

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"But i did the whole thing Shikigami summing thing right though...Ana told me how to do it! Guess the thing must have bugged out or something..." Gintoki said as he didn't mind however having new Yorozuya members is nice. "Well guess that answers that question...and now for th-" Gintoki stops for a minute as he randomly remembered something he had heard on the news once before. 'KETUSNO ANA HAVING GAINED POPULARITY AS A WEATHER GIRL, GOT MARRIED LAST MONTH'

Sakata Gintoki: "...You know i remember on the news sometime ago...that Ana got married...does that relate to what has been going on with the weather lately?"

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Seimei: "I see you're catching on. Yes, that's right."

Someone bursted in quickly in a panic.

Man: "Leadeerrrr!!!"

Seimei: "No way... Demn!" He quickly got up to follow the person.

Shinpachi: "H- Seimei-san?! Gin-san!! Something's going on! We should follow him!"

Wadanohara: "Right! It sounds like an emergency.''

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki: "So, looks like big brother was wise to the whole shebang. I guess the whole thing about you watching over edo for years and years wasn't just you trying to show off." Gintoki was about to ask about what they did to Ana but if Seimei here knew about everything...

Sakata Gintoki: "Okay i was gonna ask a question about Ana but if you really do know everything...then..." Gintoki points to Yosafire and Co. "Where the heck do they come from?" Gintoki asked Seimei...it seems he wants to know about where Yosafire and co came from to hopefully understand them more.

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Seimei: "Oh those four? They are very interesting beings. Seems they come from a different world. They come from somewhere Angels and Demons live in harmony in a garden, a rare occurance. But they have gone on a journey of their own despite that. It looks like you accidentally summoned them when they were not supposed to be here."

Wadanohara: "Huh... A garden... Sounds nice."

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Gintoki actually looks unamused at Shinpachi.

"Glasses you do know Wada my student is someone who can use magic right? This isn't even shocking to me anymore..." Gintoki said as he made a very good point as he looks back at Seimei.

"So...Seimei was it? How the heck did you know we were Christel's friends? What do you have a Tien form Dragon Ball style third eye?"

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Kagura was seen fighting Gedoumaru for the food.

Seimei: "As you may have heard, we of the Ketsuno clan have been Omnyoujis protecting Edo as long as the Bakfu and the country have existed. Why do you think we of all people have been tasked with sending and recieving messages? Because we have the 'sight'. While we can foretell disasters and omens of evil. We analyze our target from every angle say we have seen anything. It's the same as scientist who gather data and analysis it before making a decision. So it goes without saying that i already knew you'd be on your way here."

Froze: "Wow. That's impressive stuff."

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

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"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki looked more relieved too. "Oh thank god! We were saved! I thought we were gonna die there!" Gintoki said as he just happy to not be dead along with the others. "Okay...so question for the Shikigami here...who is this great seimei guy?" Gintoki asked Gedoumaru.

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Gedoumaru: "That is Seimei-sama. He is the current leader of the Ketsuno clan bloodline. He has had his power passed through the generations, and is the most powerful member of the Ketsuno clan. He is often referred as a prodigy Onmyouji. Ketsuno Seimei. Christel-sama's okder brother."

A bit later they're all now sitting down with Seimei alone.

Seimei: "Please try not to think too badly of us. I'm actually very grateful to see that Gedoumaru has protected Christel's friends. Now that you're here, feel free to relax. At least you should enjoy yourselves until Christel returns." He snapped his fingers, which made small tables with food appear in front of them. "Have a bite to eat. If you'd like, i can also bring out some sake."

Rawberry: "Whoo! Free food!" She didn't even hesitate and start eating.

Shinpachi: "He snaps his fingers and food appears... Gin-san, i think we're dealing with a bonified monster. A Paul Maki monster. I-i think i need to see a shrink, cause this definitely can't be happening..."

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

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The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

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Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

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Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

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Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

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Gintoki: “OKAY JUST ANYONE HELP US!!!” Gintoki yells for any kind of dang help at this rate.

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Just as they were about to get hit someone appeared in front of them and ysed some kind of spell to protect them.

???: "That's enough. These people are Christel's friends. As such, i will consider them my friends as well. If anyone else dares to strike at them, you'll have me to answer to. The great, Seimei."

The people quickly bowed their heads into the ground.

Men: "S...Sir!! Please accept our deepest apologies!! We had no intention of harming your friends sir!!"

Wadanohara looked relieved. They had been saved.

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "C-COME ON GUYS!!! THE SHIKIGAMI HERE IS PROOF ENOUGH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! SHOW MY ANA FIGURE THAT I KEEP AROUND?!" Gintoki asked as he knew they had to well not die here. "STUDENT DO SOMETHING!!!"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "What am i supposed to do?! Gedoumaru help us!" She looked to notice Gedoumaru hiding under Gintoki's yukata, she had curled up there.

Wadanohara: "Oh come on!"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

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Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

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Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

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Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

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"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

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Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

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Gintoki is sweating a bit. Oh great more trouble just what they needed. "U-Ummm come on guys! We are friends with Crystel-sama! I mean she gave us a shikigami! Gratinated...Wada summoned the Shikigami but still!!" Gintoki said as they were gonna have to talk there way threw this.

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Man: "With Christel-sama? Where do you have proof of that?"

Gedoumaru: "Up until now i have been serving that man, and not Christel-sama. And i'm fairly sure that he's not too pleased that i'm here without his knowledge."

Wadanohara: "So he wasn't going to listen? Great."

They all start chanting, looking to make the papers they're holding start burning, throwing it at the group.

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Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

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Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

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Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

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The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

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The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

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Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

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Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"I have to agree with Yosafire here...she is your problem now...good luck. Meanwhile we all will forward and...finally talk to these Ketsuno clan guys." Gintoki said as he already is ready to move on.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "Yeah! Let's talk to-" She looked to see a bunch of them come this way.

Man: "Gedoumaru. Why have you come here? Who used that shikigami in our estate without permission?! It matters not. Don't think for a second that we'll let you leave here alive...."

Froze: "Great, more trouble."

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Sakata Gintoki has been working under the Yorozuya alone for a good few weeks now ever since he threw his old partners into the river for ‘reasons’. Life was going good for me and then one day he hears rumors of a girl alone with corpses in a place called the sea kingdom who is nicknamed ‘The Witch Demon with Corpses’ interested in this he takes a boat to the sea kingdom to find this girl. (Let the Wadanohara Survive AU fun begin!)

The lone Witch was in the middle of a bunch of corpses and some that used to be her friends, she was just sitting there, not moving from the spot, the girl couldn't find any motivation to leave the place, she didn't know of the samurai that was on the way yet to change her life hopefully for the better.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked around then up at the demons surrounding them, who are just staring at them. Macarona looked like a nervous wreck, while the others just seemed unamused.

Macarona: "E-ehh?? We have to fight these things after getting dragged here somehow?"

Yosafire: "Seriously. What's going on here?"

Rawberry: "Can i just go out and eat?"

Wadanohara: "Look, we can explain later. Good thing Ana gave me an extra one in case something went wrong, geez." She took out a shikigami seal too.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Gintoki is kinda shocked that Ana gave Wada one too guess she didn't trust him that much with it but...well no matter those four were here now so they are now part the rag tag Yorozuya now.

Sakata Gintoki: "Alright! This is good! We have an extra one and while that happens...i will explain everything to the four here!" Gintoki said as he then process to explain to Yosafire, Froze, Macarona, and Rawberry about what the heck was going on.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Yosafire: "I think i get it. So you're gaving problems with these Shikigamis right? Alright, i guess since you summoned us and all... But it sounds like your student is trying to contact the real Shikigami you were supposed to end up with."

Wadanohara was trying to summon the shikigami Ana do usually use as an intercom played.

Shinpachi: "This is an intercom isn't it? Why?!"

Wadanohara just ignored Shinpachi and tried again.

Voice: "Yes? I don't need a newspaper subscription."

Wadanohara: "What? That's not what this is about. Shikigami? Hello?"

Voice: "Oh? Nakasaki-kun? Sorry, but shikigami stepped out for a bit. I think that they're out at Tsutaya returning a video or something...I can tell them to call you back..."

Demon: "Hey... What the hell are you bastards doing? Knock it off."

Wadanohara: "Eehh? Just give us another try please." She looked nervous. This wasn't looking good with how stubborn these guys were being and she was confused on how they confused her for a guy. Her voice isn't masculine is it?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah...sorry about that...but hey i don't know where you four came from because you certainly...look different to anyone we have seen before...but how about joining our group? We do odd jobs for people!" Gintoki said to Yosafire and co as he is looking at Wada a bit. "How is getting the Shikigami going?" Gintoki asked Wada.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

The four looked at each other, well they could be stuck here now so it's not like they had much other options.

Yosafire: "Yes, let's do that."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm trying." She tried again.

Voice: "Yes?"

Wadanohara: "Um... I hate to bother you again but it's me, Wadanohara. The girl you made a pact with?"

Voice: "Oh! You! Hold on just a moment please. Father!! A moment please."

Finally they were making progress, that is until she heard yelling from the other side.

Voice: "Father it seems there's another stranger outside..."

Father: "Again? Is it that moron Nakasaki? Guess it can't be helped... What do you want?"

Wadanohara: "Well, um. Sorry but i'm not Nakasaki, but Wadanohara. Are you Shikigami's father?"

Father: "You huh? Listen don't come bothering us again you punk!"

Wadanohara: "Are you listening...?"

Father: "Getting wise huh? Wait right there so i can smack you one in person!"

Wadanohara: "Fine, whatever! Just come out will you?"

Mother: "Dear! You can't go and do that!"

Father: "I sure as hell can! Just sit back while o go teach that Nagasaki bastard some manners!"

Mother: "Don't you dare! This is a matter for the police!!! Are you planning to commit murder?"

???: "It appears someone was cut. While he was holding a sharp object, he accidentally stabbed the mom!"

Wadanohara: "What the!? When did this turn into a TV drama!?"

Demon: "What's going on over there?!"

Wadanohara: "I don't know!! Don't blame me!"

Demon: "Quit wasting time girl! Either bring it out or don't! Either way you're done!"

Wadanohara: "C'mon, we should get a chance before you pound us in!" She tried one last time.

Shikigami: "Hello? This is Shikigami."

Wadanohara: "Finally the real deal! We're in a bad spot right now so could you please come out and help us, we'd appreciate it!! If you got to, bring your mom too!!"

Shikigami: "Understood." This time for real Shikigami actually appeared, with a funeral portrait of her mother in her hands. "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shikigami Gedoumaru at your service."

Everyone now stared in silence and disbelief, including the four new members, well this is awkward.

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

The reaction on Gintoki's face was the one to say it all.

He was so shocked and confused that it felt like everything went into crazy mode.

"STUDENT WHEN I SAID SUMMON A SHIKIGAMI THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!! YOU SUMMONED ONE WHILE IT WAS HAVING A FUNEAL SERVICE!!! And...is that the picture of the mom?! Don't tell me her mom died, right?!" Gintoki said as he is trying to wrap his mind around what his student did.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Wadanohara: "How was i supposed to know!?"

Shinpachi: "She even came wearing black..."

Gedoumaru: "I already had a chat with Christel-sama. Now that we've made a blood pact, you may use me as you wish Wadanohara-sama."

Wadanohara: "Uh... Well, i don't really want you to do anything now that i have your mother's portrait staring at me..."

Gedoumaru: "There's no need to worry about me or mother. We'll be just fine." Was there any talking to this girl?

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "Wait, What do you mean 'we'?! Are you trying to make it sound like your mom is gonna haunt Wada now?! Are you trying to make this her fault?!"

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "It'll be fine. Even if my master is my enemy, i have an obligation to serve her."

Wadanohara: "I-i'm not your enemy!!"

Gedoumaru: "No worries, i'm not the type to bring private matters to work."

Wadanohara: "What does that got to do with anything?!"

Gedoumaru: "i'm telling you it's not a problem. Please order me around as you wish. Mother... I'm only leaving you for a second..."

Wadanohara: "How can i use you?!"

Gedoumaru: "Huh? Please don't worry about me."

Froze: "Uh... Maybe we made a mistake joining this group."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "No no no! We got this!! Okay Gedoumaru...even tho i am not your master...can you just put down that picture so Wada doesn't start regretting things...please! Or like just give it to the demons standing RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US STILL!!" Gintoki said as he is starting to regret this.

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Demon: "It's tough on us to fight in this situation too. You're our enemies, but we can't help but feel pity... Could you put it down for a minute? Just long enough for us to fight?"

Gedoumaru: "I can't do something like put my mom on the ground."

Demon: "Then as the samurai there suggested i'll take care of it for you for a minute. We'll just leave it in this place respectably."

Gedoumaru: "Sorry to trouble you, but please take care of my mom." She said finally handing the picture off to the demon who had crouched down to take it.

Demon: "No a problem! It's rare to see kids who love their parents this much nowadays. I think my daughter could take some lessons from you."

As soon as he did the she hit the demon hard with her big weapon on the back. While the demon moved the picture up to avoid it getting damaged.

Gedoumaru: "Chest blowww!!!"

Yosafire: "What the..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

"SHE DID A 180 TURN ON HER CHARACTER?!?" Gintoki said while in shock at what the fuck was happening right now. This day is just getting more and more weird and strange by the minute.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Demon 2: "You sonova...!!! What are you playing at, using such dirty moves!!"

Gedoumaru: "Dirty? And who said anything about this being a clean fight?" She easily hit one after the other, defeating them. "I am, the ogress of cheap and lowdown... Gedoumaru. Extermination complete." She said as the shikigamis there disappeared.

Wadanohara: "Wow..."

Kagura clapped and so did Rawberry.

Shinpachi: "A... A... Instant kill!!! Those shikigami's were beaten by this cute looking girl?! Although she's cute, she's also ruthless as they come!!"

Gedoumaru proceeded to jump over and onto the fuberal portrait like it was nothing.

Yosafire: "Huh? Wasn't that..."

[oddblogfullofoddmuses]

Sakata Gintoki: "She stepped on it! She stepped on her mom's funeral portrait!!" Gintoki said in double shock.

[chaoticblogofmuses]

Gedoumaru: "Mom? Oh that. She's been pushing up daisies for a thousand years now. I was just messing with everyone's heads with that act."

Shinpachi: "Screwing with us?!? So that whole doorbell thing was just a prank??? Why'd you involve us?!"

Macarona: "Y-yeah, that wasn't nice. We really thought your mom died."

Gedoumaru: "....Duh. If you guys are genuinely surprised, the enemy will be too. If i'm not convincing enough they'll see through the act. Wadanohara-sama, let me give you a bit of advice. There are two types of Shikigami. The ones that'll do whatever you tell them with no questions asked, and the ones that if you turn around for more than a second, they'll rip your head off. I'm the latter. I was cursed by the Ketsuno clan because i was running around Edo and stirring up all kinds of hell. Since they caught me they have only been using me against easy goblin type opponents. And if i think for a second that i've got the upper hand, i may decide to return to my old ways.... I really think you should remember that well... I'll be keeping my eyes on you..." She creepily chuckled.

Wadanohara looked nervous now, scary...

Yosafire: "Well, she's your problem so... Good luck." She gave Wadanohara a thumbs up.