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Here guys, lil spotify playlist I made on music that I think sounds like light

You, a famous horror author, had just seen one of your characters - a young teenage girl - peel herself off the page and appear before you. She’s screaming, your wife is beaming, and this is not how you expected to become a dad.

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"I know you want to refuse my gift, because you don't think you deserve it. Let me assure you, you don't. By no means have you earned this blessing. But this has nothing to do with what you deserve. I'm giving it to you because I want you to have it. Nothing more."

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One day, your girlfriend approaches you, troubled. "There's something I have to tell you… There is no 'I.' This unit belongs to a hive-mind drifting among the far stars, and-" You silence the drone with a kiss. "You think I didn't know? I fell in love with YOU, the hive-mind itself."

#would you love me if i was a hive mind?

pukicho

my boyfriend is obsessed with you can you tell him to stop

My boyfriend now

pukicho

Heyy puki whats your opinion on the CEO of

UnitedHealthcare getting shot?

I saw this news channel talking about it, and this fucking guy kept saying how 'scary' it was that this happened. He must've said 'scary' like six times in under a minute.

Scary for who?? I'm not scared. I feel like if you're not a morally-repugnant billionaire who directly adversely affected the lives of millions, it should feel like any other fucking-Tuesday to you.

pukicho

How do you respond to the femboy twink thigh high wearing allegations?

I can tell so much about you as a person through this ask alone. You watch anime, and you love porn, you have that 'you like boys, don't you' furry meme somewhere in your room, or pinned to your badge-embellished backpack. You think expressing your fetishes outwardly is endearing, even funny, but no one else really likes it. You've lost all ability to discern between what's socially acceptable to say to people in public and what's some inside-joke on the internet that sounds weird out of context and is still weird with context. You play Valorant.

chaoticfroganarchist

He's already dead, just stop!

pukicho

why do i never see you replying to other people's posts. never out in the wild. do you know there are users on tumblr, other than yourself, that make posts of their own and don't interact with you at all?

I literally don't need to do that. I get like 150 asks a day and 200+ replies and I get to pick and choose my favorite ones, like a king, choosing who lives and who dies.

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“So what’s your power?” Said the all-seeing super-powered individual, “Telekinesis” you said “……….so it’s not the ability to order around the invisible monster that follows you around?” “The fucking what?”

pukicho

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

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Inside you were rotten. But you've made the masses love you. Pretending to be the noblest of heroes was the easiest way to gain power. Finally, as your rule becomes absolute, you prepare to unleash your true self and begin your reign of terror… and then you die and end up in Heaven.

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