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Now can I write Olufrey?

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There. I caught up with the WHA anime.
Now can I write Olufrey?
New Fic, Who This?
Presenting my newest one shot to Tumblr and Ao3: Even When You Fall Apart. Rated T for comical but also suggestive innuendos.
Honestly, the summary should probably be as follows:
Akutagawa: You are a taco. Atsushi: I thought I was a weretiger!
(Featuring Akutagawa talking about how he figured his sexuality out, innuendos, and AVERT THINE EYES... SSKK holding hands).
Shoutout to @iwamimimimi for the inspiration!
Happy Pride Month, SSKK nation!
The Cost of Travel
Laptop: $600.
Plane ticket: $800.
Rental car: $500.
Having brainrot and not being able to do jack shit about it: priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy, and fan fiction is one of them.
Someone tried to scam me today on Tumblr.
While doing my daily social media rounds—Discord, email, Tumblr yes I have an order shoutout neurodivergence one time—I got a DM from a Tumblr account I’d never heard of.
This human being thought it wise to notify me that they and all their friends reported me, and my account was now in danger of getting shut down unless I contact this specific Discord handle and
My sibling in [insert appropriate deity, prophet, governing universal force, or even nothing here], I come from the internet age of Nigerian princes who just want you to wire them $500 and will give you $50,000 once they reclaim their thrones.
I once killed a desktop computer with a big old clunky monitor by clicking on something I probably shouldn’t have on Facebook or a pirating site. I looked up how to remove the ransomware I got and managed to make the machine work for three more months until she finally gave up.
But sure, buddy. I absolutely believe you and your friends all reported me to the Tumblr Popo and I’m going to be IP banned never mind that I have a VPN. Just to be safe, I’ll contact your not at all suspicious Discord handle of tumblrsupport or whatever it was.
You just have to give me the secret password first.
For anyone wondering, yes, I reported the account. Be safe on the big wide internet, friends.
I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
Let’s be honest: spite is my only energy source.
Recent Fanfic Searches
Since I’m working a bit on Rimlaine’s CAU piece, I have had yet another reason to concern my designated FBI agent by googling things like:
How do French men greet each other?
Typical French work day.
Is France LGBTQ+ friendly?
Maybe I should do “guillotine” next just to confuse them.
(If I start getting travel ads for France, I blame fanfic.)
Guys I know I said no more WIPs…
But Akutagawa asking Atsushi for increasingly cat-like favors in exchange for murking the office plant that is definitely not catnip is a plot, right?
Me showing off my plot like this gif from Wan! For real.
On Qifrey
“Qifrey is Temu Gojo.”
False. Gojo is Hot Topic Qifrey.
Gojo will come to your house, eat all your food, make some joke about it, and deus ex Hollow Purple his way out instead of using the front door because he has pretty privilege.
Qifrey will come to your house, cook you dinner, thank YOU for eating it, and make sure your cabinets are stocked before leaving through the front door and reminding you to lock it after he leaves.
They may look like brothers from another anime, but they are not the same.
Also, I enjoy them for different reasons. Zero shade to Gojo or his fans.
Who's excited?
Not an April fools joke, but this starts tomorrow!!! Which means if you do some kind of charity work in April and tell the event, you can request I write you something (within reason lol I have limited slots).
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Canonically Gay
Listen all, I respect the author’s standpoints and all (because I’ve already see the BS Gachiakuta’s mangaka is dealing with and that’s not okay), but as a viewer, I must say there is NOTHING heterosexual about this show. American-breathing twink gets isekaied and turns it into a vacation where he collects boyfriends like Pokemon cards. His collection features a super tall shy boy, the emo bad boy who dresses all in black, Mr. Freeze but shorter and more magic, and a literal snake.
Please point to the heterosexuality in this picture. Is the hetero in the room with us?
I can’t believe this has somehow outhomoed the actual gay isekai.
Merry Ides of March to everyone except Caesar.
May all your knives be sharpened.
The hardest part of being a BSD fan
Scene: Quill doing grandmacore hobbies.
The knitting pattern: SKK.
Quill: Say what again?
The pattern for real: SSK.
Quill: Ohhhhhh… wait a minute
IST, PLEASE
What do you mean, “Can I stay and watch?”
This is a private moment between idiot in love and idiot not ready to say he’s in love. MOVE ALONG. (Also I can’t believe he got Aresh thrown out. They’re so stupid I can’t even.)
BSD Characters Don’t Say “I Love You.”
They say…
“It’s the only time another detective has given me chills.”
“The Weretiger is my ordeal.”
“For five minutes, I will place Jouno above justice.”
(Keep it going if you so desire. Also sorry if any of these are incorrect. I get all this stuff indirectly from people who actually keep up with the manga.)
Happy Frieren day to Tumblr, and will you look at that? I got more Stark and Wirbel screen time.
Also Stark is such a precious little himbo.
Sitting Down to Watch Isekai Office Worker Like
Boy howdy I sure am prepared to wait twelve episodes for them to finally…
Where’d their clothes go?
What do you mean it’s only episode two?
AND explicit consent? YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE.
Also just gonna put Kondou on the shelf next to my other bespectacled workaholics. Man is oblivious, addicted to the grind, and so dumb (my bro that was a date. He’s taking you on dates).
No joke: if Truck-kun ever came for me, this is how I’d wind up. So goes being a workaholic IRL.
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it.
I was tagged by @circusfable. Alas, I no longer have a folder. I have an Ellipsus. Not sponsored, not affiliated, but it is GenAI free.
Anyway, here are my wips. Some are written and need to be edited. Others are still being written. Some also in the process of being posted.
LCfL
MTAM
This was Once Revealed to me in a Dream
Ah shit here we go again
Fine Y'all Effing Win
IDREK
KDFluff
RoS The Fic That Decided to be Written
The Really Real Next RoS Fic (KuniDazai)
HoshiKaf Kinktober Yayyyy
Oh Yeah This One (I literally just made this file)
Tagging @solsticelosthermind, @mechazushi, and anyone else who wants to do this.