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They/He , Sentient Kitchenware, Chaos Incarnate, Hobbyist Therapist, I'll take Gender for 300, Alex

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

If I was ever trans, I'd want to be osaka

[skippyisntfunny]

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

Cat treating your packer as a toy

Cat treating your packer.

As.

A

Toy.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

Does anyone else have problems with their cat trying to sleep on their suitcase full of hormones???

It's his favorite bed????????

[thememedaddy]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Spider-Man 3 (2007), a journalist shows integrity and prints a retraction after he learned the news he was spreading was false. This is because this is a work of fiction.

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

Behold.

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

He punches holes in walls he cannot be contained he is a menace he gets scared by ants

[dromaeo-sauridae]

having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

It is just me or do others want to put theier penits in spaghetti monter

[sowwysap-deactivated20210428]

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

Here! Have some cookies!! They are very blue because i subscribe to gender stereotypes!!!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

corrosive substance vs tsunami zone

corrosive substance

tsunami zone

Voting ended onMay 2, 2025

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

the things you can say on this hellsite and nowhere else

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

My cat taked me

hoptage.

on the ides of

March :(

[chaoticsentienttoaster]

Head's up:

The galaxy's first straight woman is coming to town who wants to help her realize she likes women