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I'm just a funny little gay playing my funny little games, farming my humble meme crop 30/they/them/lesbian

[wizardshark]

A spooky Halloween sapphic romance!

🏳️‍🌈 Gay nonsense

😈 Plenty of trauma

🤺 Power Rangers??

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Folklore, magic, monsters of all shapes and sizes: they're all real, and they want to kill you.

Lisa Sato thought she had nothing left to lose after the death of her girlfriend. She's proven wrong when her perfectly normal life in New York City is burned to the ground by a demon hell-bent on devouring her. She only barely survives thanks to the rescue of a team of superheroes, strangely reminiscent of Power Rangers and led by her very own mother. To protect her, Lisa must once again move away from the people and places she knows. Her mother brings her this time to the small town of Sleepy Hollow.

The small town of Sleepy Hollow, as it turns out, has a secret. Sophie Romano has lived there all her life, and she's become an expert at denying that secret. So what if there's a black-ops military base? So what if strange creatures are seen in the night? Sophie has more important things to focus on: submitting her college applications, trying to figure out why she's suddenly seeing the ghost of her long-dead girlfriend, and of course awkwardly flirting with the beautiful new girl at school, Lisa.

As Lisa and Sophie navigate their quickly growing feelings for one another, they'll learn that trying to separate their high school social life from the deadly world of monsters and magic could lead to the loss of the last things that they still hold dear.

Monsters & Magic is an urban-fantasy sapphic romance. A horror novel pretending to be a YA. It centers on trauma, how our loved ones heal us, and how viciously killing a monster can be surprisingly cathartic.

For fans of:

Harrow The Ninth - Tamsyn Muir

Camp Damascus - Chuck Tingle

A Deadly Education - Naomi Novik

Sawkill Girls - Claire Legrand

Dark And Hollow Star - Ashley Shuttleworth

Gearbreakers - Zoe Hana Mikuta

Meddling Kids - Edgar Cantero

Skullduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy

The Mermaid's Daughter - Ann Claycomb

John Dies At The End - David Wong

[parkchanwoohoo]

I went to poop city and well, there it was #butterfart

I went to poop city and everyone knew y-- what is hashtag butterfart

[natalieironside]

spooky youtube guys will be like "Here's the big scoop on a secret conspiracy nobody knows about but I was able to uncover the dark, hidden, unknown truth with my groundbreaking research" and then tell u abt stuff they read on wikipedia

[importantpics]

[microsff]

"You have improved," the swordmaster said.

"Thanks to my new sword," said the student.

The swordmaster studied the blade and frowned. "This is enchanted?"

"You know about cursed swords that whisper that you should kill?"

"Yes?"

"This tells me I'm loved and valid."

"Ah. Well. It's not wrong."

[cannibalchicken]

[toastyglow-rb]

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[crying into elf gfs shoulder after remembering a naruto characters backstory that I read on a wiki page a decade ago] it wasnt right what happened to him, his father committed suicide, he was afraid of love, he was just starting to learn but obito died and he had to kill rin with his bare hands, its not fucking fair, he was just a fucking kid,

ELF GF: [nudging my hand towards her 25% erect penis] ninja society sounds so cruel...

[simplymarge1974]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[algorithmist]

I'm concerned about the ethical implications of an LLM being a ghost, a unicorn, or perhaps a UFO. please give me one trillion dollars for my startup

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[wishcloak]

Hey can we talk about like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Have you seen the shit happening in Hoenn?

i really DONT want to get into politics. like, yeah, wallace became champion and now hes stealing our tax money for elaborate water features in his bedroom and is calling it "the swamp" or whatever. ive seen the magazine covers with him posing in bed with his shit eating grin holding a glass of wine or whatever.

im sick of hearing it!! like what do you want me to do? challenge him? i only have 1 pokemon and its level 7. leave me alone.

[spicyraeman]

maintaining the submissive silver agenda <3

[bluesky/pillowfort (explicit)]

[greenlabcoat]

in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

okay hes actually just really dead #sorry

[greenlabcoat]

sorry i meant 3 months #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

died again #sorry

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[roomwithavoid]

wow its really interesting how you can look up literally any condition and it'll say that one of the things you should do to treat it is lose weight. like oh really? always? for every single disorder? that's really interesting, such an interesting coincidence! every condition in the world is caused by being fat? you're sure?