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INACTIVE - personal sideblog: notapadonok Здрассте! Давайте познакомимся! Заходите, проходите.... Прошу вас, пожалуйста, садитесь за стол и пейте чаю. Осторожно, он -- горячий. A selective SFW Hetalia RP account for Ivan N. Braginov (Russia) Please see the rules page first. Nav for additional information. Inactive/Quit New threads: Closed Tracked tag: chaoticshchavel

[chaoticshchavel]

Wrong blog, sorry

[chaoticshchavel]

(( Note: feel free to unfollow as this blog (along with my other RP blog) is inactive and I have no plans to use it again. The only reason it’s not being deleted is because I need the sideblog for stuff. ))

[chaoticshchavel]

(( I quit. Bye. ))

[chaoticshchavel]

(( So... I’ve always been uncomfortable seeing people RP current events, because it’s always felt incredibly disrespectful to people going through said events. For now I’ve just been blocking threads where that’s occurring, but I’m going to start unfollowing and add that criterion to my following tendencies page. ))

[sovietpostcards]

Vintage Soviet Postcard (1965), Yemelya and the Magic Pike folk tale illustration, artist Tatyana Mavrina http://ift.tt/1TaACo4

[archaeologian-blog]

send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

[chaoticshchavel]

-Crack with Adam- I want to carry you!

I want to _______ you.

“But, young man, I… think that would be quite difficult.”

[chaoticshchavel]

nonsensicaljello:

Sir you obviously have not seen my true form Manly man mode activate!

Originally posted by zeroraws

He’s down.

[chaoticshchavel]

nonsensicaljello:

“You are so nice I could just cry” In fact he was tearing up a little right now. Good man Ivan was, a good man with a good fashion taste, no doubt he was in good hands. “You are the best”

Originally posted by a-n-i-m-a-t-e

“Young man... Are you quite alright?” In the head, specifically. This poor young man must have been deprived of all kindness if he thought that Ivan was the best at... anything. There were things he thought he was the best at but usually that was in contention with the opinions of others. “It’s not any imposition, really.”

[chaoticshchavel]

Knit him a sweater with chickens on it. He'll never stop wearing it.

What a genius solution. “I like your thinking, greyface.”

[chaoticshchavel]

artisticallyawk:

Hey, I’m fine- gained weight and everythin’.

[Because look at this piece of shit- he weighs AT LEAST 55 kilograms. At least, the fucking pig.]

Even gettin fat- friend even told me, so cool it, big guy.

[Such a good friend.]

That wasn’t a whole lot, but Ivan didn’t feel the need to argue about that. Dima was looking much healthier since the last time he’d seen his uncle’s human waif.

“Being too cold is very dangerous even if you don’t notice it.” But what if... Dima ended up wrapped up in a snowsuit? Ah, if only Ivan could knit an entire snowsuit... probably with pink flowers and bunnies on it.

[chaoticshchavel]

@artisticallyawk:

Why? Not like I even feel it anyway.

[Dima, bless his soul, has never quite put together the idea that, just because you can’t feel something, it doesn’t mean damage isn’t going on regardless.]

I’ll put on a hat, a’ight? Relax.

[You’re not my real dad.]

Dima was lucky Ivan wasn’t his ‘real dad’... and that Ivan saw him relatively rarely. There would have been some arguing over life choices.

“A hat will not be warm enough. I know where you live. It gets even colder in Vanya’s region than it does where I live.”

[chaoticshchavel]

@nonsensicaljello:

“That is so nice of you! Thanks bud!” It still snows at least more north. Best snow in the world he would add.

Does no one remember the 2002 Olympics?? Well he did kinda steal that from Colorado but eh.

“So far it hasn’t snowed in my place , that’s usually a sign that it’s going to be tough this year”

“... In that case, I shall make you at least two.” Ivan could be a knitting machine when he wanted to be and he also had a significant backstock of sweaters to choose from. Anesia’s room in his home was, in fact, stuffed with leftover sweaters from stress knitting on top of leftovers from yearly knitting.

[viltismanedar-archive]

Ivan a month ago: …and you get blackcurrant jam, and you get blackcurrant jam, and you–

Ivan tonight: and you get a sweater, and you get a sweater, and you–

[disgruntled-dogmusher-deactivat]

I want to hug you.

I can get’n that. *Here, have a hug, because you smell like cigarettes and nostalgia*

[chaoticshchavel]

His life was relatively low on hugs so this was appreciated.

[artisticallyawk]

I want to clothe you.

I want to _______ you - Reblog and see what your followers say.

[That’s the scariest thing he’s ever heard.]

But I don’t wanna wear what you wear.

[He’s seen your fashion choices.]

[chaoticshchavel]

And Ivan has seen what Dima wears.

“Winter is coming and you walk around practically naked.” You will get a sweater and you will like it.

[dumbbuttcryptid]

I want to knit for you.

-What is this????Adam is flattered and getting emtional-

You do???

[chaoticshchavel]

“... Yes? Winter is coming after all.” Nevermind that Adam lived in a relative desert.

[viltismanedar-archive]

I want to make a sweater for you.

meme | accepting

I….appreciate the thought, but it’s really not necessary.

[he’s having flashbacks, Ivan.

Horrible flashbacks.]