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PSA: If Vecna ever curses me just blast the Falsettos revival album into my ears and I’ll be ok

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Charlotte: All of your existences are confusing.

Whizzer and Marvin: How so?

Charlotte: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Marvin: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Whizzer: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Whizzer, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Jason: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Mendel: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Mendel, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Connor: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Connor: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Zoe: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Jared: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Evan: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Jared: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Alana: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Jared: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Connor: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Jared: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

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Evan: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!

Heidi: Eyy, that’s the spirit!

Evan: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

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Remus: Oh, so it’s fine when Roman has fun but when I have fun it’s problematic?

Janus: People die when you have fun.

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Connor: You're a bitch.

Zoe: You're drunk.

Connor: Maybe. But in the morning I'll be sober. And you'll still be a bitch.

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Evan: you love me right?

Connor: *being sarcastic* no, i dont love you

Evan: *starting to cry* but i thought you did...

Connor: *freaking out* NONNO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY-

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Evan: I got a mini cactus and named it after you

Connor: what… the fuck?

Evan: …please love me

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