My own take on the Spinel and Pearl Switcheroo AU.
I’m charmed to finally meet her other friends
“My, my, my, my, my! Let’s get a look at our little menagerie, shall we?
Let me see…. Amethyst, I presume? Then I suppose that would make you Garnet, and…. Pink Diamond’s little playmate. Of course, she took you with her, now isn’t that simply…. charming?”
“Wha-?! No way….”
“Ohoho, yes way. Like my new style? It was time for a change, and it suits my new toys so nicely. The perfect mood for the end to this “happily ever after” of yours, wouldn’t you say?”
“Woah, woah, woah, this has got to be a misunderstanding. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’ve established-”
“Oh yes, I’ve heard all about your little peace treaty with the universe. In fact, I’ve kept your message playing the whole way here to make sure I didn’t miss any DETAIL!
“I simply ADORE that part where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this PATHETIC planet with a band of ingrates!
“Oh yes, I heard your story, over and over again!
“My, I’m charmed to finally meet her other friends!
“Why yes, I’ve heard this story, can’t say I’m fond of the end,
“My, I’m charmed to finally meet her other friends!
“What did she say about me- what did she say?
“What did you do without me- what could you do??
“Did you have fun without me, did you find love?
“Did you honestly think I would never find out about YOU?!
“Oh yes, I’ve heard your story, over and over again!
“My, I’m charmed to finally meet her other friends….”
“She’s dancing circles around us…!”
“I’m rusty, give me a BREAK!”
“That’s her all right, but I think she’s totally cracked…”
“Spinel, you know her?? Can you tell us who she is?”
“Who am I? WHO AM I? How could you ask such a dull thing? I’m the loser of the game your mother insisted on playing.
“Now time for a whole new game, and now I know I’ll win!
“Strategically planned!
“Lives on the line!
“That will be all, let’s begin!
“OH yes, I know this story, I feel it etched in my gem!
“My, I’m charmed to skillfully beat her other friends!
“Oh yes, I’ve heard this story, can’t say I’m thrilled with the end!
“My, I’m charmed to finally beat her other
“Other
“Oth-er
“Friends….~”
So uh
I did a thing. I don’t think my voice was that great for it but I did what I could with what I’ve got. Enjoy I guess?
NOW THERE’S A COVER. @starry–skies actually went and did it. We’re going in deep you guys. What have you done. What have I done? Seriously though, quiet and sinister with a piano? I think that fits really well!
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