What are your head-canons about the aliens clothing if they had to live on earth?
the worst part is i’ve actually thought really seriously about this. i make fun of middle-schoolers’ hot topic interpretations but mine are LITERALLY JUST AS BAD AHAHaa
kisshu’d keep wearing midriff tops. he’d be pasty white and have zero abs because he’s only every floated anywhere and like getting close to 20 but still wearing women’s belly shirts. crop tops with cats or those green alien heads on them - all from american apparel. he steals ichigo’s clothes and just fucking wears them bcuz he thinks it’s a cute couple thing??? they’re still not dating
when taruto hits puberty he reaches like 6 fucking feet but he’s still like, a middle-school boy so he wears meme t-shirts. he doesn’t know what any of them mean but he’s still like “you MAD, BRO” whenever pai tells him to clean his room. pai pokes holes in his shirts with scissors so he can’t wear them
retasu always goes clothes-shopping with pai so he has so many sweaters he’s just kind of an old man. lots of comfort over style. he owns maybe like, 2 button-up shirts that he just alternates. retasu knitted them matching scarves for the winter and kisshu’s the one who bought him the “ILLEGAL” snapback and he just laughs uncontrollably every time pai begrudingly wears it
