"Well lookie who’s trying to get on my good side! Maybe I can get you that drink anyway."
"Ugh… You have no idea Charlie, I’ve had the day of a lifetime."
"You always say that. I think a day in the life of Whiskey would exhaust lesser beings."
"If anybody's giving you a hard time, you know I'm always here to tell them off."
Of course, he doesn't mean this. The only bar fight he's ever been in, he's lost, completely covered in bruises the next day. His shoulders were built for consoling, not tackling people.














