Good Treasure and Great Coin!

A connoisseur of riches and a gentleman of fine taste! Ya need some advice, some condolences, a job? You've come to the right guy.

[charlesccoven]

-| Welcome to C.C.R.P

-| Coven Communications Research & Power |-

The name's Charles Coven, but you can call me Charlie.. Chuck.. Chet.. Anything really! You might not know me properly (and trust me, nobody does) but know one thing, I strive for good treasure, great coin, and not much else. You need to talk, want a job, want some money? Well, I can arrange all of that! What kind of CEO would I be if I didn't?

Don't be scared of me just because I'm rich. I'm just as friendly as I look! ;)

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OOC: I've wanted to make this for a LONG time now, and here it is!! You can now talk to the best worst man ever. Feel free to ask questions or start an RP (no shipping unless your name starts with Eddie and ends with Chiplucky), but keep it SFW! Anything I don't want to interact with will just be ignored.

Run by @ashtxeman!

[charlesccoven]

[He contains a sigh of relief. He got it. He managed to convince Charles]

Thank you boss. I.. I feel really flattered.

You should be. This isn't an opportunity I give to.. well, anyone really. Make good use of it. Surprise me with your skill.. you might just get a promotion out of it.

[charlesccoven]

please teach your puppy about the economic state of the world

I plan to. It worked out great for the other dogs.

[charlesccoven]

why do you have just a random glass of whisky in your attic???

I put loads of useless things in the attic.. then I leave them for years and forget why they're in there in the first place. I probably got given the whiskey from someone I hated ages ago.

[charlesccoven]

Charlie that puppy of yours is too pure for this world, and definitely too pure for you.

Puppy's are always pure, like newborn babies. That's only because they're oblivious to the economic state of the world and need to learn.

[charlesccoven]

In a way, yes…

[He tries very hard to maintain a friendly facade, containing his discomfort and anger when Charles says the clones weren’t human. Keep smiling Dakota-

He clears his troat and changes the subject]

By the way, those clones you keep in a room, the ones that have uh… different features- those ones really intrigued me. Could I perhaps work with them… permanently?

Oh, you're a fan of the rejects? [He leans on his desk, watching Dakota carefully, never breaking eye contact.] Can't blame you. If I didn't find them interesting, I wouldn't keep them around! And.. well, since I like you so much- and keep that between you and me- I don't see an issue with sending you back to them again. Just don't let them get in your head, course. They'll try. But you're strong, you're capable! You'll be fine.

[charlesccoven]

What if I barked?

Not much would happen. I'd laugh at you, maybe. Is that what you want?

[charlesccoven]

*Coin barks happily, wagging his tail while devouring the pigeon*

That's it buddy, have at it! Rip it to shreds!

[charlesccoven]

You better be giving your dogs something for Christmas

Trust me, if anybody gets gifts from me today it's them. Eddie got a glass of whiskey I found in my attic, meanwhile the dogs got a full turkey each. Except Coin.. he gets pigeons until he's grown.

[charlesccoven]

HAHA! This weirdo likes getting COAL

I can buy myself anything I want, receiving things on Christmas means nothing to me. I haven't cared about the sham of a holiday since I was 7 and realised that crypto scams were way better things to care about.

[charlesccoven]

Sends you coal

Free fuel? Keep it coming!

[charlesccoven]

Merry Christmas motherfucker

And a Merry Christmas to you too, you gorgeous sack of shit.

[charlesccoven]

Merry Christmas! I bought you a titanium nameplate, for your door. Hopefully it’s not too heavy! There’s apparently gold lettering but it sort of just looks yellow to me.

Really appreciate it, bud. Just put it in the pile with the rest of the useless shit I'll never need.

[charlesccoven]

well i dont know about the economy but merry christmas to you on the other thing

You won't need to know about the economy when it's gone. Merry Christmas, though.

[charlesccoven]

What do you mean by "show" the answer? 🤨 Are they experimented on, Charles?

Woaah, suggesting child experimentation? You must be some kind of psychopath. I'll send the authorities your way and get them off my back.

[charlesccoven]

Ew, why would anyone lick your shoe, Charles? It's been on the ground..

It's an act of service and loyalty. Besides.. I keep my shoes clean. I'm not poor.

[charlesccoven]

Y-yeah! Of course!

[He smiles nervously at Charles and stands in the room. He ponders how he wants to suggest working with the clones in a casual way]

I got the samples- I will be sending them to the lab. It was.. extremely interesting, getting to examine a clone up close.

They're interesting things, aren't they? Almost human. But so far from it at the same time. Fun to pick apart and examine too, wouldn't you say?