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Platonic Yandere Villain Couple x Spy reader
TW: Violence, Amnesia (I'm not a doctor, so it may be inaccurate), infidelity, Kidnapping, Torture mentioned.
reader is AMAB!
Spy Reader: You have been raised by the system since you were four. Found abandoned in an orphanage after your parents had tragically died in a freak accident. A robber entered your home and shot them both, leaving you alive only because your mother had shoved you beneath the creaking frame of the bed when she heard the break-in. You were only four years old and already a tiny dirt-face child among dozens of others. The system had placed you in a random home where no one really knew your name or what had happened to you. Simply another orphan in need of a home, but there was something in that face, raw, untapped, that the scout saw in you. Potential. So, you were picked from the crowd and began vigorous training to be a secret agent of the ‘Grey Division’, helping to maintain the delicate balance of society.
Spy Reader: You grew fast- physically but more so mentally. You learned how to remain perfectly calm in almost any situation- you never cracked, not when explosions or gunfire rattled the inside of your brain. You’re emotionally suppressed, sometimes refusing to let a single tear roll down your face even if you fail a mock mission, or when your superior screams at you, or when you think about your parents and that awful night. You become emotionally cut off; your mentor told you emotions mean weakness and weakness means death at the hands of a threat- you don’t mind, though; it’s easier to suppress the memories.
Spy Reader: As you grew, you developed a personality of your own, but it was still curated by your training. You were a gentleman, charming people with an easy smile. You flirted with ladies and, if the situation called for it, men too. You’ve attended exclusive balls, rubbed elbows with some of the most powerful in the world and moved through high society as if you were born there. You would give anything for your country. For the Grey Division. Secret formula? Done. Poison? Neatly packaged and delivered to the laboratory. Blueprints for a mind-control ray? On your boss's desk by the afternoon. You’re a little bit of a workaholic, pushing yourself and your body to the limits day after day. You desperately need a vacation, but that can wait for retirement. The validation you are given is the best thing in the world; you live for the rush of endorphins you get, for being told you were good enough.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: They are the power couple of the criminal world. Falling in love with each other over the mutual passion for villainy, building an empire through dealings in weapons, drugs and, of course, waste management if you knew what they meant. They were amongst the most powerful people of the crime world. With a single snap of their fingers, you could be dead by morning. Yet, for some reason, they can’t ever catch you.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: They can’t have any children of their own. Believe them, they have tried. Years of expensive IVF treatments never worked and only ended in disappointment. Eventually, they turned to adoption but were denied it, citing their “waste management” jobs as ‘unstable’. Slowly, painfully, they accepted the reality and realised it wasn’t in their future to have a family; it killed them both on the inside, and they didn’t want to just kidnap a child since that would be unethical; they were villains- not monsters.
Spy Reader: You have tried to defeat the Villain couple time and time again, but you are always just a little short of finally capturing them. You’ve been tied to chairs, thrown out of helicopters, drowned, and had poison pumped into your veins. And yet, somehow, you always evade their grasp. You were as slick as an eel, and it drove the villain couple up the wall; you always got away from them and then turned up again ready for the next dance- they chose the ballroom, and you waltzed.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: After a long day, they return to their quiet suburban home. A white picket fence, eggshell-blue clapboard, a perfectly ordinary house. It was a safe house, tucked away from the dangers of the big city and hidden amongst the masses of suburban families. It was a far cry from their penthouse and private apartment complexes. For Villain's mother, it was more than just a safe house. It was the closest thing she had to the family and domestic dream she could get- inside, at the very back of the house sat a completed nursery. A room once meant for a bundle of joy, but that child had never arrived, so now it sat untouched and gathering dust. They had considered turning it into an office or perhaps another bedroom, but couldn’t bring themselves to do it; built with so much love and care, but now it simply sat there, rotting away with the dream that had been forced to be abandoned.
Spy Reader: You have heard about this safe house. trying multiple times to find it but had never been able to locate it. There were no cameras nearby. Nor any suspicious activity in any neighbourhoods. Nothing would ever suggest that the villain couple even had a property in the area. You were becoming frustrated. One evening, after too much to drink, you finally snapped and threw something across the room. Yelling, because you couldn’t figure out what they were doing, and the higher-ups were beginning to question your abilities as a spy.
Spy Reader: Then, one day, you receive an invitation. Slipping through your letterbox. You pick up the thick white envelope, noticing the expensive card stock and gold writing. Opening it, you read the letter from top to bottom: a masquerade ball. You raise an eyebrow in suspicion, instantly recognising the handwriting- of course it was them; they always had a flair for the dramatics. Still, you decided to humour them; perhaps it could be your chance to end this once and for all. So, the following week you dress in your finest suit, adjust the fox-shaped mask and make your way to the party. Slipping effortlessly through the crowd, you grab a bubbling flute of champagne from a nearby waiter and wait.
Spy Reader: You move through the grand hall like liquid. Slipping through the crowds, you talk, flirt, and watch. You eyed up every guest to see if they knew anything useful for you to use. Spying the guards in the corners of the room and by every entrance, all equipped with a gun, taser and bullets filled with poison, you sigh and move through the crowds until you're stood in the middle of the room, lights highlighting the beads of sweat on your skin. Something was wrong.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: They stand at the top of the grand staircase. Dressed in their finest clothes and expensive jewellery, they looked every inch the powerful couple they were. Then they spotted you through the crowds. Of course you would take the bait- so predictable. The villain's father grabs a microphone and speaks into it, his deep voice rumbling across the room. He thanked everyone for attending their little celebration and announced that there would be an auction featuring some of the incredible technologies they had been developing. He paused before his eyes landed directly on you, “Agent Y/N”, he paused, thank you for attending”. Almost immediately, the room changed, and weapons appeared from under jackets, purses- guns raised and blades flashed. Everyone's weapon was pointed towards you.
Spy Reader: Suddenly, you were standing in the middle of this party, surrounded. There was no way this wasn’t going to happen in the middle of the party. So, you sigh, straighten your tie and throw off your mask, watching it hit someone in the face with a small yelp and a “OW!” You immediately move. One guard lunges towards you, so you side- kick him square in the chest. Someone grabs you; you catch him and grab his neck, throwing him onto the ground. You run as fast as your legs can carry you- sprinting towards the double doors leading onto the balcony and throwing yourself from the ledge, soaring through the air like a bird. Someone shoots, and it misses you by an inch.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: They step back slightly as they watch you leap from the balcony. But they knew you; they knew you wouldn’t throw yourself to death. So, Villain father speaks through the earpiece to the head bodyguard, “Send a team downstairs; make sure he’s dead”. The head bodyguard nods and takes a team to the lower levels to search for your body; if you were alive…you would probably wish the fall had killed you.
Spy Reader: You fall. 140 metres. The ground rushes towards you as the wind blows through your hair and smacks you in the face. You hit the deep pond below the balcony with a deafening splash, your body plunging beneath the surface, and your body sinks rapidly. You strike your head on something hard, which sends violent pains through your skull. Everything begins to blur around the edges of your vision; your consciousness begins to fade as you sink further and further. Until, suddenly, you are pulled from the water by your collar, barely hearing the voice above you, “We’ve got him”, before slipping into unconsciousness.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: They hear the news that you have been captured. The announcement is made to the entire room as guests cheer and the music resumes. They continue as though nothing happened, as if you were a bug that's finally been squished. Meanwhile, you are being held underneath the ballroom floor. Villain Mother announces to her husband that she will deal with you herself, kissing her husband on the cheek and allowing him to return to the auction.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain mother makes her way down to the basement, heels clicking against stone floors as she enters the room. You are tied to a chair, wrists bound behind your back. Head swimming as you dip in and out of consciousness. She smiles at the guards “Leave us,” she instructs, watching as they obey immediately, filing out of the room in an organised manner. Her eyes wander over to the collection of torture tools; she reaches for the crowbar, feeling the heavy metal in her hand as a smirk spreads across her face. You were going to suffer, she raises the crowbar above her head, prepared to swing it down-
Spy Reader: You look at her through half-bleary eyes. Vision distorted, and head pounding as you see the silhouette before you. For a brief moment, you see your own mother. The tiny child that had sat inside your chest for so long stirred. “Mommy?” Villain Mother stops, her arm freezing just inches from your head. You blink slowly and smile slightly “Mommy?” You repeat, slight desperation in your voice, though it hurt to talk
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain Mother stops. The crowbar is still raised above her head for a fraction of a second before she slowly drops her arm to her side “What?” She asks, voice barely above a whisper. You raise your head to her, one eye already blackened from the rough punch the guard gave you to make sure you stayed asleep. Wet hair clung to your forehead, and you looked utterly exhausted. “Mommy? Is that you?” you ask again, voice small. The crowbar slips from her hands and onto the floor with a loud metallic clang. She stares at you in utter disbelief; she knew this could be a trick. You were a spy after all, one of the best, but something in her chest twisted. You seemed so small, confused like a lamb that had wandered into a wolf's den.
Spy Reader: You stare at her, slowly. You try the ropes around your wrist; they hurt. You were wet. cold. You didn’t understand where you were or why your mother wasn’t holding you. Have you done something wrong? Was she sad? You wanted to be held; you would be good if you had been bad…please…please you wanted to be held. “Mommy?” You tried again, desperation in your voice more heavily. “Please mommy, I…I’m scared” A tear slipped down your face- she was so close yet so far “M…m-”, you started again but were cut off by a hand on your cheek; you snuggled into the warm, instinctively nuzzling her palm.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain mother can’t help it; the maternal instincts inside her scream at her to untie you. To wrap you up. Hold you and rock you until you feel safe. You seem so desperate; so vulnerable. She knew you had lost your parents from the files she had read on you- losing your parents so young. She also knew you had hit your head on the way down, so she was confused. Perhaps you couldn’t remember who you were. Maybe… maybe the torture could wait; she could work with this.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain father is standing and talking in the middle of the ballroom, speaking with clients who congratulate him on your defeat, when his earpiece crackles. His wife’s voice comes through, but it sounds…different, not giddy from bloodshed but soft and warm. “Come downstairs”. He frowns and checks his watch “Now?” He asks, and he hears his wife sigh “Yes,” she replies. So, he politely excused himself from the crowd and makes his way towards the basement, muttering under his breath. He hoped his wife had already smashed your teeth in. Perhaps that's what she wanted to show him, but, again, he detected no bloodlust in her voice. Whatever it was, he hoped she had made you regret ever crossing them.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain father enters the cold basement and almost does a double-take. There you are, lying on the small cot that sits in the corner of the cell, dried and dressed in a towel. Your breath is slow and steady, not a single broken nose or bleeding cut other than the ones you already had, which had been patched up. Villain Mother stands over you, brushing her fingers through your hair. He stares before approaching his wife and asks, in utter disbelief, “What the HELL is this?” but Villain Mother shushes him and walks him away from you.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain Mother lowers her voice and whispers to her husband, “he’s completely defenceless” She glances at you and your sleeping form. “He doesn’t know who he is” Her expression softens as she licks her lips nervously from what she's about to ask: “he keeps calling me mommy”. She looks at you again and then smiles, grabbing her husband's hands “I just thought…if he’s forgotten who he is…we could raise them as our own” She hesitates, waiting for her husband's response.
Platonic Yandere Villain couple: Villain father stares at his wife, completely dumbfounded. He looks at you, then back at her. For a brief moment, he says nothing. Maybe this could be good, he thinks as he mulls it over. His wife’s desire to be a mother had been stronger than either of them; he had watched her mourn a family they could never have. Perhaps this was an opportunity; you didn’t know who you were, couldn’t remember your duty or that they hurt you. Perhaps, if you were lucky, you never would remember. So, he kisses his wife's cheek and smiles, “As you wish” The villain mother instantly squeals and jumps into her husband's arms, covering him in kisses “Oh darling”, she cries “, thank you!” She hurries back to your bedside. For the first time in years, that nursery room would have a purpose.
Spy Reader: You slowly wake up, eyes fluttering open as you look around the unfamiliar room. Two people stand in front of you. Something deep and instinctive tells you to run, fight and escape, but you ignore it. Instead, you control your breathing from the sudden shock. You stare at the two strangers, and you desperately search for any answers in your mind to what is happening, but…you find none. Your name, your past, anything but there was nothing. It was like trying to grab water between your fingers. You swallow as you say with a shaky breath, “Who am I?” before “where am I?” The woman smiles kindly and kneels down beside you as you grip the towel for comfort; she gently slips her hands over your cheeks and coos: " Oh, honey…” You lean into the warmth as she looks at you with tenderness you didn’t understand.
“We’re your parents”
Hello, my apples, thank you for being so patient with me as I wrote this. It's been sitting in my docs for ages, and I hope you all enjoy- sorry for any spelling mistakes- 🍏
how would some of the yans be if you begged them to play fnaf?
I decided to answer randomly! <3
Octavian (vampire, modern AU)
He would go still for a second to process the request, wondering if he misheard you.
"I, ah, am not sure I know who you are referring to, sweetheart," he says. "Do you have a friend I am not aware of? Is this an imaginary friend of yours? A stuffed animal?"
Before he spirals wondering who Freddy is, you rush to explain. "No! It's a game! Remember the one I begged you to buy me?"
He blinks for another moment. "Ah... the one with the bear on it? Well... you know I am not very good at video games, but for you, I can try." He offers an adoring smile.
He would not make you wait. He'd clear space on the sofa, pull you in against his side, and let you pick the game and the controllers.
Octavian would not even realize it's a horror game for a while.
"Why are you scared?" He deeply frowns at you, already fretting. He tries to pause the game, but since he's still bad with the controls, he just ends up opening and closing the security camera, and spamming the door buttons.
"I'm not scared," you insist. "You're just...very bad at this game."
He doesn't take offense, he is more just confused. "I just don't understand the point of this game, sweetheart. Why—"
A jumpscare happens. You jolt, and he stares at the screen in surprise, then at you.
"Oh. It's a horror game," he realizes. His eyes narrow at you. "You know how I feel about..." The sight of you coming down from your fear softens him. He coos and practically pulls you fully into his lap. "Oh, my poor little one... how about something more wholesome? I say we make a lovely blanket fort right here, and I can make us some snacks."
Later that night, he destroys the disk </3
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Ellis (college professor)
Ellis is also not very tech-savvy, but he is still much better compared to Octavian. He is also somewhat up to date on what is and has been trendy, so he's quick to be doubtful.
"Five Nights at Freddy's... that's the horror game, isn't it?" He narrows his eyes at you. "Is that something you should be playing?"
"What does that mean? I can handle horror! Besides, it's not that bad at all. Nothing intense. Literal kids play it and are fine. I played it as a kid."
He looks mildly horrified at the thought, but lets you drag him to the couch anyway. He seems reluctant, but as soon as you sit next to him, he softens once again, pressing a kiss to the side of your head.
One thing about Ellis, is he is easily spooked. You learn this once you hand him the controller after showing him what to do.
Every time there is a noise, he jolts. Every time an animatronic moves, he makes a noise of panic.
And every time he gets jumpscared, he yelps and instinctively shields you. Despite your laughter, you find it oddly endearing, even if he glares at your amusement.
"Why would anyone enjoy a game like this? It's awful!" He sets the controller down with a huff and crosses his arms. "Never again. You are banned from this game. It'll give you nightmares. It'll damage your mental health."
He is projecting. Just let him be extra clingy after that...
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Dante (serial killer)
Dante would be amused by the request. Unlike the previous two, he doesn't mind the thought of you indulging in horror (as long as things don't get too grisly).
"Think I've heard of that," he says with a nod. "Alright. C'mere." He plops on the couch and pats the spot next to him after setting the TV up.
You sit next to him and show him what to do. He takes in quietly, nodding every once in a while. You're a little surprised how willing he is, but really, he just wants any excuse to bond with you.
"So, these things are supposed to kill me?" he asks with a hint of amusement, arm thrown around you protectively, only pulling away when two hands are necessary. "Kinda reminds me of Chuck E. Cheese. Hated those things as a kid. You ever been?"
The entire time he kind of just talks normally or makes fun of the animatronics. He never calls the animatronics by their names, just the bear, the rabbit, the fox, and he calls Chica the duck...
When he gets jumpscared, he doesn't even blink. The only reaction is his arm tightening on you, and him turning to look at you after it fully processes.
"You okay, kiddo?" he asks, whether you flinch or not. If you assure him you are, he chuckles in relief, ruffles your hair, and re-tries the night.
Out of everyone here, he is most likely to actually get you through all nights, although it might take a while ^^; after it all, he'll be tired but proud.
If you're scared, he assures you in a very Dante way.
"Aww, kiddo..." He squeezes you in a tight hug. "Hey, if we were actually in this game, I'd shoot 'em all right in the forehead before they even thought of getting near you. I promise you that."
"I don't think that'd technically work, but I appreciate the sentiment."
Feeling like I want to write a book. Most likely writing on here and Ao3, maybe another platform too. Maybe a creepypasta yandere parent? Either my own oc or just a character.
Feeling like I want to write a book. Most likely writing on here and Ao3, maybe another platform too. Maybe a creepypasta yandere parent? Either my own oc or just a character.
Just gotta say I absolutely loved the little snippets you put in your Platonic Yandere 141 fics with reader accidentally calling them Dad. I think they'd all be so over the moon to be called that. That being said, can we get another one of those or something similar where reader calls them dad or comes to them when scared? I remember as a little kid waking up from a nightmare and sneaking into my dad's room. I tried to pull myself up onto the bed without waking him but he still did and just asked me what was wrong. He let me sleep in his bed that night and it helped me feel safer after the nightmare.
Aw thank you <33 enjoy
Platonic Yandere 141 when Reader calls them dad after a nightmare
Johnny didn’t expect for you to call him that at all when you came to his room in the middle of the night crying your eyes out. He’s never seen you this scared before.
“What’s the matter? Come ere’…” he sleepily murmurs, opening his arms to you as you crawl into his bed. You’re exhausted, clearly you’ve been awake for a while and you just couldn’t take it anymore.
“Dad… I had a nightmare. I’m scared..” you curl into his chest, getting your face wet with tears as you sob. He rubs your back, still half asleep. It takes him several seconds to process what you called him.
“You don’t have to be scared.. I’ll protect you..” he murmurs into your hair, his hand still moving against your back to soothe you to sleep.
Simon is awake in his room when you come crying to him. He doesn’t get a lot of sleep, so he hears you coming down the hallway, sniffling to yourself as you go.
You open his door, your cute face red and your eyes filled with tears. You are half awake, he’s not sure if you’ll even remember this is the morning.
“Dad.. I had a nightmare..” you sleepily stumble towards him where he’s sitting on the edge if a bed. You’re so sleepy you don’t realize what you’ve called him at all. The only reaction he has is beckoning you close with a hand movement.
You need comfort, and he’s very willing to comfort you. He sits you in his lap and he wraps his arms around you, wanting you to feel safe. He feels your hands grip his shirt as you cling to him.
Price comes to your room, he heard you crying and he woke up in a slight panic. Did you hurt yourself? He's never been a light sleeper, any noise from your room wakes him up immediately.
He slowly opens the door to your room, peeking into the darkness. He can hear you sniffling on the bed. You’re crying under your blankets.
“What’s the matter luvie?” He questions quietly, walking closer to your bed. He hears you shuffle around slightly when he speaks, he gently sinks down on your bed.
“Dad..?” You mumble, he smiles. He reaches out for you, placing a hand on your head, cupping your face and wiping your tears away.
“I’m here, baby. It’s ok.” He murmurs as he scoots closer to you. “You have a nightmare again?” He asks, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of your head. He feels you nod and he lays down next to you on your bed. It’s a little cramped, but he won’t mind suffering a sore back in the morning if it means that you’ll feel safe.
Gaz is a heavy sleeper, always has been. When you come into his room in the middle of the night upset and crying, he doesn’t wake up.
“Dad.. dad..?” You try to shake him awake, your voice shaky from crying. Gaz mumbles something in his sleep. You poke at his arm, sniffling to yourself.
He rolls over in his sleep and he wraps his arms around you and he pulls you into his chest. He rolls back over with you in his arms. You are trapped in his arms, his chin pressed into the top of your head as he snores.
Please please please write more for the yandere Graysons whenever you have the time😫😫 I’d happily devour 500 more one shots with them. Especially Nolan and Debbie. #nolanandhispoorcowriter
But really I’d love to see more of the dynamic between the three. Anyways I hope you have a wonderful day and get lots of time to write 🙏🙏
We desperately need more invincible writers 😭😭😭
Thank you!! I’m so glad that you liked it! I was very inspired by your ask hehe. I def agree! I need to find more Invincible writers to get my fix lol
Part 1
“Ah… This is perfect. My wife on one side, my bestie on the other, and my sons playing together. This is just the ideal family day.” Nolan sighed as he soaked in the sunshine
He had one arm wrapped around you and the other around Debbie as you all sat on a blanket and watched Oliver and Mark play supersonic catch. He had decided to take you all out for a picnic after Oliver told him how fun he found your picnic together.
“I’m… Your bestie…?” You questioned incredulously, not expecting a grown Viltrumite man to be using the term.
“Of course you are! Who else would forgive me like you did? Who else would pick up the slack for me while I was gone? You’re my best friend in the entire universe.” Nolan hummed as he rested his cheek on the top of your head.
Your eye twitched. You hadn’t forgiven him. You didn’t even like him. The only reason that you let the Graysons treat you like the (very well loved) family dog was because you didn’t want to end up like any of Nolan’s victims in Chicago. You’d also seen how Mark and Oliver had started behaving more aggressively and you didn’t want to risk anything like that from them either. Even Debbie wasn’t safe with how much sway she held over the family and how much she enjoyed keeping you around.
“You’ve been such a good friend to us for so long. You’re a part of the family! Don't pretend that you're anything less. The kids basically see you as a third parent or maybe an older sibling.” Debbie said as she passed you another weirdly large alien berry and patted you on the cheek.
You took the grapefruit sized berry and began eating it as Debbie and Nolan began chatting with each other again. You were exhausted from constantly being held, petted, poked, and prodded by almost everyone that you came in contact with. At least the food was good. You’d definitely be writing about this in your travel guide. You were about halfway done with the berry when a huge gust of wind covered it in dust. You took a few calming breaths before looking up to see a familiar orange alien levitating a few dozen feet in the air. You sighed before putting the berry in the trash bag and digging through the picnic basket for something else. You were interrupted by Nolan scooping you up and lifting you into the air, kissing Debbie goodbye as he floated.
“Look buddy! It’s Allen! You love Allen! I’ll take you to say hi.” He cooed at you while pointing at the alien in the air.
You were getting sick of this. You crossed your arms as he flew you up to the Unopan and cradled you as he floated alongside him. You forced yourself to give Allen a smile and friendly wave. He smiled back and waved at you in return.
“So, I’ve been meaning to ask but how did you get another human?” Allen asked Nolan.
“They’re a rescue. Humans are wonderful for families, you know! They’re very tolerant and forgiving and phenomenal with kids! They are just great companions. You should consider one if you and General Telia end up having a family. The boys just love them and they’re such a good support even for me and Debbie. I mean, they’re been a shoulder to cry on for years and they’re so sweet once they’re bonded to you. They’re awfully clever too. Would you believe that I found them wandering the halls of the transport ship storage building after they figured out how to get out of our housing unit? Such a mischievous little thing! Speaking of, we’ll need new locking mechanisms for our doors. We’ve been keeping them in our room since Debbie loves staying up and talking with them. Don’t get me wrong, I love it too but I think we could use some privacy without sacrificing our need to keep them safe. You know how it is.” Nolan said warmly.
You side eyed Nolan. How on Earth were you a rescue? You were a successful writer for goodness sake! You took care of yourself! If anything, you rescued Debbie and the kids after Nolan lost his mind.
“I see. They look a little grumpy. Is something up with them?” Allen asked.
“They love their food and their snack got dirty. They’ll perk up when they have something else to eat. They’re funny like that.” Nolan replied, smiling down at you like you were a grumpy puppy.
“Let me get this straight. Your wife is a human but she’s your equal, right?” Allen said slowly.
“Yes.” Nolan said lightly, adoringly petting the top of your head.
“And your best friend, who is also a human, is kind of like a pet that can talk and babysit your kids. You lock them in your family’s quarters when no one’s there to watch them and your wife, a fellow human, is cool with this?” Allen asked, squinting his eye at the Viltrumite.
“Mhm. Different humans are good for different things. Some make superb partners and others are an alien’s best friend. Last night, Oliver had a bad dream so we had them sleep in his bed with him to snuggle away the nightmares. Like I said, great with kids. Mark likes it too but he usually cuddles them during the day while he’s reading or watching a show. I wouldn’t be surprised if humans had some kind of calming pheromones or something. I always feel at ease around mine.” Nolan said as he gently nuzzled your cheek.
“Yeah, fair enough. I don’t know much about Earth’s social systems and structures so I’ll take your word for it. I could watch them for you sometime to see if they get along well with Vorg. I need to make sure that he isn’t allergic or anything.” Allen said with a shrug before beginning to pet the top of your head,
“That would be great! I’m sure that they’d love to meet him!” Nolan said with a smile.
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Dragon Weighted Plush (Blue), Pillowfort
Opalite Dragon, Jellycat
can i request platonic yan conquest giving gifts to reader in hopes to make them warm up to him again?
Yassss!!! I feel like he's pretty delusional after being alone for so long. Since reader isn't super mean to him, he thinks that they're just being stubborn about giving him affection because they're mad that he trashed their planet and kidnapped them (which he thinks are entirely forgivable and normal when you want a pet).
Conquest had decided that you had been distant for too long. Your attempts at rebellion, while cute, were getting boring fast. He much preferred when you were sweet and snuggly like before he took you from Earth. He remembered how happy it made him when you gave him human clothes and his own blanket. He also remembered how much you liked the soft toys that you kept on your bed. After some consideration, he decided to bring you some nice gifts.
When he returned to the ship from a mission with his arms full of alien toys and trinkets, you stared up at him like there was something wrong with him. He rushed over to you and scooped you up from where you were sitting on the rug. You didn't even bother squirming and he was very proud of you! You were getting used to being handled! He gave himself a mental pat on the back for socializing you so well in such a short timeframe. He sat down on the couch with a happy sigh and sat you on his lap before beginning to show you the gifts that he brought you.
The first toy that he decided on presenting to you was a large plushie of an alien animal. It looked a lot like if someone who had never seen an elephant had made a plushie based off of a description and decided to make it orange and red. It was about the size of your torso due to Conquest’s idea of a large cuddly present being more likely to be received better. He began shaking the toy almost directly in your face, demonstrating the rattle inside in a way that he hoped you would find impressive and appealing.
“See? It rattles! Isn't that fun? I don't know what it's called but it's cute so I thought that you'd like it. Cute things like cute things, huh, cupcake? It's for you! All these fun things are for you so you can be happy!” He cooed as he continued to hold you close to his chest.
The next dozen or so toys were puzzles. About a quarter of them, you later found out, were based on words, which would be much more useful if you spoke the language of whatever species your keeper had likely eviscerated. You didn't want to think about that. He also brought you a few toys based off of alien transportation, similar to toy cars on Earth.
The next time that he returned from a mission, he found you absentmindedly curled up with the weird elephant plush while trying to solve one of the sliding puzzles. He could barely believe his eyes! You were using what he gave you! You didn't have any time to react before he was squeezing you and covering your face in kisses. He adored how your eyes widened in surprise and your little face scrunched up when you realized what was happening. He didn't mind it when you tried to push him away, instead reaching down and picking up your fallen toys. You were probably just upset about that. He carried you over to his bed and laid you down, curling around you as he put the plushie in your arms and the puzzle in your hands.
“Aw, pet! You're just too adorable! I knew you'd like my gifts! Now, go ahead and play again. I want to see how well you're doing on your puzzle.” He said with absolute delight, resting his chin on your head as he watched you begin trying to solve the puzzle again with a huff.
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“Hold still, cub. You're almost clean.” Battle Beast snarled, keeping you pinned to the nest of furs that composed your shared bed as he licked your face.
You continued squirming as you pushed at his face and kicked at his stomach. It didn't do anything but get drool on your hands and make him chuckle. You yelled and scratched but it did nothing. You hated him. He found you while you were traveling on a freighter and simply seemed to decide that you were his baby. He adored you. You were the cutest thing that he had ever seen and he regularly told you so. He hummed in contentment as he looked you over. He had licked your face clean, just like he always did when he came back to the strange house that he kept you in. He had come back from a hunt and seemed particularly pleased with the massive animal that he had taken down.
“So feisty! You take after your Pa, little one. You will be a mighty warrior like me one day. You must grow big and strong first though. Now, it's time for you to eat, cub.” He growled warmly as he began tearing bite sized chunks of meat off of the leg of the bovine looking alien that he dragged into the main sleeping area.
“No! That's disgusting!” You exclaimed as you pushed his paws away, trying to keep the raw, bloody alien meat away from your mouth.
That didn't stop him from still feeding it to you. He didn't mind when you were being difficult. He found it endearing. You were absolutely precious to him and your aggression towards him was proof to him that you had a warrior's spirit. You begrudgingly ate, glaring at him the whole time. Once you had eaten a satisfactory amount, the Dornian leaned in and began licking the blood off of your face again like an Earth lion with his most favored cub. You, of course, retaliated.
“Stop it! I don't like being licked!” You practically squealed, smacking at his face as you tried your best to get him to stop.
“It's for your own good, cub. You need to be clean to grow up healthy.” He hummed as he nuzzled against you for a moment.
“I'm an adult!” You all but screeched in indignantion.
He laughed again, this time much more heartily, and continued licking your face.
“No, you're a cub. Don't be silly, little one. You'd be much bigger if you were an adult.” He rumbled affectionately.
hiii! I was wondering if you could do a bug themed collage or choice game? either is cool!! specifically the hungry caterpillar and green beetles:3
if not das ok cuz I know some ppl are scared of buggies D:
I love buggies!!!!!!! I went with a moodboard, hope u like this :) 🐛🐞🪲
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