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[towacletruck]

STUFF I'VE GOTTEN BY PUTTING IN RANDOM CODES I KNOW FROM THE BOOK!!!!

(there is also blanchin, bill and axolotl that work)

EDIT!!!!! INSERTING "EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES" GIVES YOU THIS:

EXTRA EXTRA NOTICE: inserting "well well well being" gives you this:

ANOTHER EDIT!!!! INSERTING "suck it merlin" gives you the following image, i'm about to decode what the message says.

edit: it says "daymare vs nightmare"

EDIT: typing in "just fit in" gives you a weird video with static at the end. I think it's bills voice? he sounds sad.

EDIT: typing in "tantrum" gives you something EXTREMELY interesting!

edit: typing "paper is book skin" gave me skin. i am not joking. it literally just gave me skin in clip studio paint... thanks bill?

edit: typing in "baby bill" gives you this (papa? wait does this mean that it's the men who give birth in bill's dimension or wh- WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY....)

Edit: hi guys. I know about a lot of the other codes. Though there are a few people who have told me ones I don't know in my replies so thanks for that!! (PS: I also wonder what typing in the code on the candle does once the flame has turned blue. Does anything change at all? Could someone check that?)

Also to add on, I've discovered that the word "volume" doesn't give you the big glaring X screen, but it also doesnt seem to do anything either? Either I'm experiencing some sort of glitch or this means something more. Could someone look into this? I'd really appreciate it!

ADDITIONAL EDIT: FORDTRAMARINE WORKS!!!

guys who tf defeated silas birchtree

OKAY SO some people on reddit found that typing in "You can't kill an idea" gives you this:

i swear on god i've inspected this thing countless times.

i've noticed that some of the letters on the bottom have strange inner-outlines. i've tried to find out what it means but i've come at a COMPLETE ROADBLOCK. istg silas birchtree when i FIND YOU

EDIT: also, the name "IOWA 1951" sounds really suspicious. i think it's a location name?

??? searching up stuff on google and i found this. Does this mean anything??? DOES ANYTHING MEAN ANYTHING??? maybe 1951 isn't part of some address but is actually a year where a competition took place?

SHE??? AM I STUPID OR AM I COOKING (honestly really unsure about bringing an actual person into this)

i'm really sceptical on this "miss iowa" beauty pageant stuff actually having something to do with anything in this whole mess, but the way it's phrased in the pamphlet...

"Miss Iowa 1951 (Isn't she gorgeous?)"

the "isn't she gorgeous" makes me feel like it DOES have some sort of correlation with the BEAUTY pageant

i'm about to pull my hair out of my skull

EDIT: i feel like every step i take to crack this stupid code brings me closer to getting SOMETHING but at the same time so much farther. (also i'm about to start rambling so stay with me here. Either i'm gonna sound like a genius {of some degree} or like a blubbering idiot with a cone for a head, also the good-ol' language disability is NOT gonna help with my following explanations here so hang with me now.)

Something i've noticed: Literally everything Silas says about his life makes absolutely zero sense and doesn't add up.

He got facial cancer and got hit by a train, making him unable to perform jitterbugs, at three years old? Was he performing jitterbugs before then?

He says he's from Kansas whilst from what i've researched, the person who "Miss Iowa 1951" is, aka his supposed "wife", has no evidence of ever being in Kansas.

And why does he need 400$ donations? Isn't this dude already a millionaire?

The more i piece together the more i think: "Wait. Since it's clear that ""Honest"" Silas Birchtree, isn't truly honest, it's pretty clear that he IS a corpse currently in possession of Bill Cipher. Could his supposed "Defeat", be a referring to what killed him before possession, or to what defeated his possessed corpse?"

And since his name is "honest" Silas Birchtree, perhaps something in the code "lies" could help? Since lies is the opposite of truth?

kinda getting a few cracks form in my sense of reality but PERHAPS this could lead us somewhere? The fact Bill mentions that "Humans care about anything that makes them feel good" in the "lies" thingy. Perhaps this could have some sort of correlation with Silas's story, because his "story" does end up sounding like the "ideal" life. Being fully healed after serious injuries, winning a million dollars, and getting married to a beauty pageant contestant.

GAAHH nothing i'm saying makes sense! Nothing i'm thinking makes sense! NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES SENSE! MAYBE THAT'S WHAT DEFEATED SILAS??? SENSE?? COMPREHENSIBILITY??? I'M LOSING MY MIND

Edit: from this point forward, whenever I hear the word "birch" muttured near me I will get immediate flashbacks to me ferociously gnawing at my keyboard shaking foaming at the mouth

Edit: yknow come to think of it, is Silas birchtree even this guy's name??? Silas means woods/forest... And birchtree sounds like pinetree, but with birch trees. And birch trees have always had a strong link with Bill cipher. Did Bill just possess some random corpse and create a fake name on the spot using terms that were familiar to him???? And then just slapped on a bunch of backstory for this dude in order to advertise his cult or whatever hence why all information we have on this individual makes NO SENSE

[bonncy]

The cats playground

Sorry, it's my headcanon, they're like cats... demon-cats, nothing more to say, bye

[alaskarostova]

@copiousloverofcopia imagine having to convince a ghoul to get out of a tree 😂

[shubbabang]

Saw this on someone’s profile on tumblr. This is genuinely insidious ngl

[shubbabang]

Hey potential clients if you don’t want to get ripped off (paying for something that took little time, no skill, low effort) I highly suggest showing smaller artists offering commissions some love. You will never get that level of passion or satisfaction of having helped someone put food on the table from something generated off of stolen art.

[wiseguynephile]

so exhausting to see the same lies getting repeated over and over

it automatically takes no time, skill, or effort, because there's a computer in it.

What's that? Doing it well actually does require plenty of time, skill, and effort? Well, but it's "stolen."

What's that? There's no possible way to claim it's stolen that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like collage, photography, or Photoshop? Well...then it's Not Real Art.

What's that? There's no possible way to call it Not Real Art that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like Warhol, Pollock, or Duchamp? Well... Then I'll go back to claiming it takes no effort, because by now I've forgotten how we already agreed that wasn't true.

It's like whackamole. And even if you get someone to agree to each part individually, they'll just decide it's Bad Anyway, Because. Because they've decided to dislike it, is all, and they're not interested in hearing otherwise.

anyway, maybe throw a small artist a commission, a small artist like the one OP is trying to throw under the bus

[shubbabang]

[animatedtext]

[trixter-god]

Unprompted ghost memes

[inkyxward]

HANK! PORN’S STILL BANNED ON TUMBLR! THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED THE RULES, HANK! DON’T POST TITS! HAAAAAAAAANK!

[copias-cape]

Can't believe how normal I am about this picture (x)

[charlietheproblem]

I’m WHEEZING

[fluffybiscuithead]

Mood Board

Will update as I go

[poop-store]

since the queen died i would like to propose a new monarch

[lacquerheadd]

[charlietheproblem]

I love papa. Fuck.

I'm not back. Just creeping.

[risunsky]

After accepting his new position, he thinks about the consequences, but he is determined.

Based on the Stańczyk painting by Jan Matejko. This painting had always intrigued me, and since I know Ghost every time I saw it I thought I had to make an adaptation. And so I did.

There are still a lot of little things to improve but as always I have to force myself to stop.

[stuck-in-hawkins]

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

[brainmuncher]

I have been following her for years on deviantart.

Highly reccomend checking her out. She’s the best. If I had any money to throw I’d throw it at her for providing such a big help in my life.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

This hero doesn’t wear capes, she instead wears (and looks utterly flawless) in tank tops(?)

[anstarwar]

Interrupting my regular Star Wars BS to reblog this because @senshistock is amazing and beyond worth the follow and support!  I first started using her refs gosh I want to say back in maybe 2008, and I’m happy to be a supporter of her over on Patreon.  If you’re an artist please go find her stuff on all the platforms, you will not regret it!

[cacodaemonia]

Yessss, she is so awesome! Been following her for years. My favorite stock artist is jademacalla, who is, incidentally, in the last two images above. He has a lot of great angles, costumes, gear, etc! I love his hands, too.

[steppingonshatteredglass-deacti]

rb to save an artists life

[ulibeanzz]

[did-you-know]

Mary Shelley’s favorite keepsake was her dead husband’s heart. After Percy Shelley’s death, the Frankenstein author kept his heart - carrying it with her for almost 30 years until she died in 1851. A year later, it was then found in a desk drawer, wrapped in a copy of one of his final poems.

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[charlietheproblem]

It’s weird realizing everyone you cared about as a kid just sort of disappear when you grow up. 

Where did every one go?

[sophiegunnol]

PETER GENTENAAR 

[cumaeansibyl]

@mother-entropy !!!

[saint-batrick]

holy shit this made me feel so much so fast that i just burst into tears. oh my god this is EVERYTHING.

[pitchcraft]

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

[fancyladssnacks]

give it a few weeks