chartREUSE REDUCE RECYCLE

Gordon Ramsey wants me dead

[chartreuse-official]

me? creating a new intro post after a month because I don't like the old one? never.

Hi! I'm Chartreuse

And this is the official blog for the coolest color, chartreuse !

More info and tags under the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pronouns are He/They

I am a minor, so don't be weird please 🙏

Idrk what to put here, most of what I post will be shitposts so umm make sure to follow if you like seeing those 👍👍

edit: here's my officsnail !!!

Tags:

@7-eleven-offical @satan-offical @sandofficial @homosexuality-offical @laciffo-natas @testosterone--offical @britain-offical @french-official @argon-offical @normal-offical @strawberry-offical @lesbian-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @snail-official @itsybitsyspider-official @james-offical @sleep-offical @walmart-the-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lemon-offical @pessimist-offical

Anyways if you're seeing this I hope you have a good day/night and stay silly 👍👍👍

[chartreuse-official]

hey guys im gonna be gone for the next 48 hours give or take 👍 wish me luck ig

[chartreuse-official]

love voting on the tumblr sexymen contests even though im asexual

[chartreuse-official]

at my school dance rn and literally on tumblr

apparently it works in the courtyard, but not anywhere else in the school

[chartreuse-official]

so now that pride month is coming up how many gay people do you think i can scam

[chartreuse-official]

update: so far 4 gay people and 1 person's mother

[chartreuse-official]

most of my mutuals are each others mutuals so whenever i get tagged in a tag game i can only tag half of them cause the other half have already been tagged

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[chartreuse-official]

chopped off half of my hair yesterday and the first thing my friend noticed when i walked into class today was that i was wearing a new hoodie.

[aphel1on]

Affirmations before posting:

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

[chartreuse-official]

the same mutual following you on two completely separate and unrelated blogs is basically just that one trope with the people destined to find each other in every timeline you know what i mean?

[strikkodrene]

stole this from twitter lol

[loonar-polar-asylum]

Ask which one you are

[chartreuse-official]

hey moots which one am i ?

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[the-color-orange-offical]

is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?

@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical

and for the heck of it

@satan-offical

[chartreuse-official]

i commented like a hundred times but forgot to reblog this

whoops

i dont feel like tagging people so ummm if youre seeing this please reblog i need to see them in a maid dress im invested

[chartreuse-official]

10k has been reached !!!!!!! hope you like the maid dress!!

[chartreuse-official]

the irony of my pansexual friend thinking that graysexual meant attraction to the color gray

[chartreuse-official]

chat should i come out to my friends this month as a trans guy

if it changes anything:

they're all queer (except for one person but we don't talk about her)

several other people are trans and no one misgenders / deadnames them

i used to go with all pronouns and haven't done anything to correct people on that yet (so they already know i'm genderqueer, just not that i'm a he/they instead of a she/he/they)

most of my friends already call me by a masculine nickname anyways

it's pride month! what better time to come out than this ??

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yes! good luck!

no! that's a horrible idea!

other (say in comments) / results

Voting ended onJun 6

[chartreuse-official]

Greetings chartreuse,

After a rigorous review process (which included seeing the color chartreuse and the term "official"), a highly prestious blog (consisting of me and this diet coke) would like to know if you would consider being added to the Official Verse Directory (not trademarked yet; we're working on it).

No action is required of you beyond:

Please respond with

- Yes

- Yes, but I have questions

- No, have a good day!

yes

tysm!

[chartreuse-official]

humanity really peaked with the swing set

enough said

[chartreuse-official]

i have a carabiner hung up on my ceiling but i keep seeing it and thinking its a bug and panicking