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Gordon Ramsey wants me dead

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me? creating a new intro post after a month because I don't like the old one? never.

Hi! I'm Chartreuse

And this is the official blog for the coolest color, chartreuse !

More info and tags under the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pronouns are He/They

I am a minor, so don't be weird please 🙏

Idrk what to put here, most of what I post will be shitposts so umm make sure to follow if you like seeing those 👍👍

edit: here's my officsnail !!!

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Anyways if you're seeing this I hope you have a good day/night and stay silly 👍👍👍

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when you don't understand what you're doing after only watching half of the tutorial and deciding to start the project without watching the other half

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i had a dream about a four sided dice that had a zero instead of a three (so the sides were just 0 1 2 4) and the person was allowed to use it in their dnd game but their dm absolutely hated it and looked so annoyed every time it was used or mentioned.

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you and the same person getting into the same lobbies and killing each other again and again in an online game is like that one trope of reincarnating and being destined to find each other in every life except slightly to the left

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things that don't make me want to read a book / watch a show / play a game: actual marketing campaigns done by professionals who are making money from this

things that do make me want to read a book / watch a show / play a game: a comment under a pinterest post saying "oh i thought this was [insert characters that i've never heard of here]" and all of the replies saying "oh my god i absolutely love [insert the most obscure fandom ever here]"

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experts call it "hyper focusing on a task and forgetting to eat or drink for 16 hours"

i call it locking in

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forget everything else the actual best ship dynamic is between a guy you loved the before you even laid eyes on him and a guy that took 3 years before you started to mildly like him

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trying to convince a bunch of random people that i'm a neurotypical straight girl challenge starts today! and by that i mean summer camp :/

i have some posts queued up, so this blog won't go completely silent, but don't expect me to respond to any mentions or reblogs

all posts made while i'm away will be tagged with #posted while i'm away

anyways bye everyone see you in 2 weeks!!

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i am only 22 episodes into the magnus archives but if anything happens to martin i will kill someone and if there's a plot twist where he ends up being evil or something then i will kill also someone

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when was the last time you took a moment to lie on your bedroom floor and face straight up at the ceiling

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earlier today

yesterday

last week

last month

a few months ago

last year

i don't remember

i don't know but i'll do it right now

Remaining time: 22 hours 32 minutes

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so the piece of shit of whomst i share genetics with, the one which most people would refer to as "my father," may support ice

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i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

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“I LOVE CAPITALSIM!”

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i think having a post get super popular would be really cool exactly once

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being new to a fandom sucks because i only got into this because i saw one too many memes about it but now i cant even look at the memes cause of spoilers

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Eva Stratt for tumblr sexywoman 2027

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summer camp starts in two days so do yall wanna hear some tea from camp last year

one of the counselors (we'll call him A like this is a reddit story) broke up with his girlfriend (not at this camp) to be with another counselor (B). two of my cabinmates saw them kissing in the pavillion. however there were also rumors that they were together beforehand, since they were clearly into eachother before A allegedly broke up (saying allegedly because i'm not sure of the exact date, they definitely did break up tho) with his gf, and B also knew damn well that he was already dating someone at the time.

which sucks because i actually really liked B as a counselor (A was mid, he used 17 in 1 soap) but flirting and potentially getting with a guy who's actively dating someone is just really :/ to me yknow

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not one but two of my relatives who i lowkey kinda hate are over right now please send thoughts and prayers