Bread?

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

[breadteleporter-offical]

Bread

Owner of blahaj

She/Her They/Them It/Its

Names, in order of preference

Zephyr, Ember, Angel, Amber, Bread, Breadteleporter

pfp by @zeta-finnish

I use "#breadteleporter teleporting bread" for most of my posts and "#friendo's art" for reblogging art from my friends and moots

Feel free to send art requests, I may or may not post it but i will try to draw it

"BOINK"- Scout, Team Fortress 2

Fuck gen AI, if i ever post/reblog something that is ai generated please tell me

i can't donate so please don't ask

i am teen that's all you need to know

if we are moots feel free to DM me :3

A bit about me

I like to draw and i play lots of video games: my favorites being Team Fortress 2, Skyrim, Pokemon (Sun was my first game), and Minecraft.

go follow @drudg30n she's awesome

I struggle with my mental health sometimes so please dont tag me in anything self harm or self harm adjacent

I try to keep this blog as non-political as i can, because I want people to be able to see my blog and not have to see all of the chaos going on in the world.

if i do post/reblog something political i will tag it with #political

my alt account is @fibshcolonthree ill just put random shit and vent on it idrk

[the--divine--machine]

Lowkey do you think I would look god with some eyeliner

[breadteleporter-offical]

oooo yessssss

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[no-one-offical]

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[the--divine--machine]

Remembering the time I got yelled at by like 5 people over singing 99 bottles because “alcohol isn’t an okay subject” dawg you do so much worse here and I’m stuck moving furniture for an hour what did you want me to do sing your cult chants again for the billionth time (that’s exactly what they wanted actually)

[breadteleporter-offical]

Remembering the time a teacher i had went on a satanic panic because one of my classmates was talking about how they used airplane mode to avoid ads in a mobile game

[aceofpans]

i dont care about FASHION i dont follow TRENDS, i dont build OUTFITS, i wear clothes i LIKE and if it looks shit i KILL MYSELF

[aceofpans]

I should make my own personal pride flag . “Oh what’s that flag?” It’s AmberGender. It means Im me.

[breadteleporter-offical]

so you're also me?

[aceofpans]

grisps you

[breadteleporter-offical]

whoah

[aceofpans]

I should make my own personal pride flag . “Oh what’s that flag?” It’s AmberGender. It means Im me.

[breadteleporter-offical]

so you're also me?

[aceofpans]

stud detector beeps

huh. weird thats supposed to only activate on males. and yet the boy detector's not...

LE GASP

the detector is transphobic? !

the stud detector is beeping because you can drill into me and hang heavy items such as a tv or a shelf on it

[breadteleporter-offical]

can i put my guitar stand in you, i dont wanna find a stud in my room walls

[aceofpans]

Sure. If you can find me (I’m in your room walls)

[breadteleporter-offical]

fuck

[aceofpans]

stud detector beeps

huh. weird thats supposed to only activate on males. and yet the boy detector's not...

LE GASP

the detector is transphobic? !

the stud detector is beeping because you can drill into me and hang heavy items such as a tv or a shelf on it

[breadteleporter-offical]

can i put my guitar stand in you, i dont wanna find a stud in my room walls

[fawnilia]

anyone else really paranoid that everything has hidden cameras or just me

[drudg30n]

are 2 eggo waffles with syrup and peanut butter a good dinner

[breadteleporter-offical]

probably not

[breadteleporter-offical]

you should be nicer to yourselfl and stop saying sorry for everything. stand tall, stand true

hi @ghostlybluetrain

this is a bit heavier than what i would normally put on main soooo, cut

i dont think i should be nicer to myself, i dont think i deserve it. i dont know why anyone is nice to me i dont deserve my friends and i thibk most of them would be better without me

[ghostlybluetrain]

you are a human on this earth. You deserve kindness

[breadteleporter-offical]

nopeeeeeee

[ghostlybluetrain]

tooooo baddd

[breadteleporter-offical]

i dont deserve anything

[breadteleporter-offical]

you should be nicer to yourselfl and stop saying sorry for everything. stand tall, stand true

hi @ghostlybluetrain

this is a bit heavier than what i would normally put on main soooo, cut

i dont think i should be nicer to myself, i dont think i deserve it. i dont know why anyone is nice to me i dont deserve my friends and i thibk most of them would be better without me

[ghostlybluetrain]

you are a human on this earth. You deserve kindness

[breadteleporter-offical]

nopeeeeeee

[breadteleporter-offical]

Ms breadteleporter

With all due respect

There you are

thanks but i'll be okay, dont worry

[snail-offical]

Sometime I post 20 times in one day on here and other days I disappear because I’m eating a ton of cheese and apples

[breadteleporter-offical]

you should be nicer to yourselfl and stop saying sorry for everything. stand tall, stand true

hi @ghostlybluetrain

this is a bit heavier than what i would normally put on main soooo, cut

i dont think i should be nicer to myself, i dont think i deserve it. i dont know why anyone is nice to me i dont deserve my friends and i thibk most of them would be better without me

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you