R. Chase

Doctor + Intensivist + Diagnostic Fellow @ PPTH . No , I'm not British -- yes , I'm Australian .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

I've been pumping you up full of estrogen whenever you fall asleep in the DDX room. I know you're trying to hide them, but we can definitely see your double A cups. I'm proud of your progress.

- You'll never guess who

What ? What ?? You're whatting me up with what ??? You can see my double A whats ????

There's absolutely no way this is true , right ? Haha , someone is not putting estrogen in me whilst I sleep -- I totally don't sleep in the DDX room -- because that's just wrong .

Do I actually have double A cups ?...

Fuck .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

im australian too! do you like freddo frogs? i like caramello koalas <3

I do ! I haven't had one in forever , but I heavily enjoy chocolate . :) !

[chasingg-your-hearts]

Do you live in Filipino

I do not live in the Philippines or in "Filipino" , but thanks (?) .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

are you and foreman secretly dating?

Aha , what ?????!!????? @i-hate-homeless-people and I are not dating , very much not dating . I would not date him ... even so , It's really none of your business at all .

[i-hate-homeless-people]

my relationship with doctor chase is strictly professional. (even if the drinks we sometimes get together after work sometimes get a bit weird)

(//lies)

[chasingg-your-hearts]

Exactly ... we're colleagues and just that . Maybe , even friends , in some aspects , but -- that's all it goes ... Right ?

[i-hate-homeless-people]

right. well…no—right. it’s-it’d be unprofessional, anyways. We’d have to go to HR, it might make it harder to work together— I mean, not thst I would want to be with Robert anyways.

[chasingg-your-hearts]

are you and foreman secretly dating?

Aha , what ?????!!????? @i-hate-homeless-people and I are not dating , very much not dating . I would not date him ... even so , It's really none of your business at all .

[i-hate-homeless-people]

my relationship with doctor chase is strictly professional. (even if the drinks we sometimes get together after work sometimes get a bit weird)

(//lies)

[chasingg-your-hearts]

Exactly ... we're colleagues and just that . Maybe , even friends , in some aspects , but -- that's all it goes ... Right ?

[chasingg-your-hearts]

are you and foreman secretly dating?

Aha , what ?????!!????? @i-hate-homeless-people and I are not dating , very much not dating . I would not date him ... even so , It's really none of your business at all .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

favourite australian food or snack?

I like to snack on Tim Tams , really enjoyable cookies . Quite the treat , I believe everyone should at least try a Tim Tam once in their life .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

you never denied calling house dad

or he calling you son

😋

Well , whatever ... Fine .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

trans man. you. you are transgebder. looked in medical file. I support 🏳️‍⚧️💞

Well , I was assigned as male at birth . I'm very manly , if I say so myself ... I think . I'm not having an identity crisis on the main , ahah .. not having one at all !

[chasingg-your-hearts]

ur getting admitted for being boy pregnant with twins

Must be a different doctor . I'm not pregnant . At all . Please stop this madness .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

UR pregnant and CAMERON is the FATHER

I'm NOT pregnant and CAMERON is NOT the FATHER . Goodness , I feel like most of my recent asks are people saying I'm pregnant .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

mmmmb pregnant boypussy 😋

First of all , why do people keep suggesting I'm pregnant ? I physically can't get pregnant . Secondly , I don't exactly enjoy having my arse called a "boypussy" by an anon on the internet ... EnoughofthatI'm -- I'm not pregnant , okay ??!

[chasingg-your-hearts]

ur kinda cute :33 btw I'm 9 years old. WANNAKISS ME I HAVE CANCER

No .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

ik you called House dad once. HAHAHA DADDY ISSUES LOOKIN ASS 🫵

and you gooned later bc he said "yes son?"

Okay , Anon , thank you for revealing your fanfictuous mind . I assure you that I've never .. gooned .. to House calling me .. son -- anyway , anyway , I -- er , feel like you should lessen your time on your phone .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

Afternoon Dr. Chase! Im slacking off at work so i figured i’d share some random sea creature knowledge.

Did you know that only female angler fish are the big scary ones that most people think of? Males are tiny! When they find a mate they bite onto her and then FUSE into her eventually becoming just a reproductive sack she can use to create offspring! It’s a bizarre process called sexual parasitism.

Anyways,…. Have a good one! -🪼

Oh , thank you for this interesting knowledge . I also doubt you should be slacking at work but , I appreciate the thought .

[chasingg-your-hearts]

how many crocodiles have you gone 1v1 with

Too many , lost count. I won every battle , though !

[chasingg-your-hearts]

yo ar prognat

I am indeed , not "prognat" .