Garbage Guy

Answer questions..? Eh, it's gonna be a long ride, might as well.

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The hell..? I swear you were just dead 🤨. I don’t usually let live people in my van but…I’ll let you slide ig, just don’t complain about the smell

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'are you.. often covered in blood?' Hound asks. 'how can you stand the smell?'

@hound-and-mimic

“Uh….with a mask?

“And experience, how else would I carry my money?”

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i eat babies do you know that

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WHAT A GREAT DAY TO LIKE MEN.

“Wrong, it’s ALWAYS a great day to like men, silly..”

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MAN BOOBS! MAN BOOBS DETECTED!

Wut the-

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"Oi mate your the guy who yknow...takes the bodies right?I been cleaning up the battlefield zones for the whole time and getting rid of the fuck ton of bodies.Do you mind if I just pile em up and send it ya?ITs not like The Administartor cares on where the bodies go anyway.

-"Handyman"

((BTW I love Porter sm I am acting feral rn bruv.Really appreciate your work :DDDD))

Good God! seems like these gifts are never ending! I’ll be sure to split my cash prize with you chum!!! 🔥

Cheers mate! [High five as well ✋]

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PORTER I WAS NEVER BREASTFED AS A CHILD

Uhhhm…..ok? Not quite sure as to wut I’m supposed to do with THAT information….

Do you like….need help..?

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Come on, surreeellyyyy you’ll show meeee your face, I’m your favorrritteeeeeee, whatcha hidin under the massskkkkk????? *bats my Lucious eyelashes at you because I’m your favorite.*

@meet-the-handler-and-whiskey

NOPE. I’m not entertaining the bloody idea, mate.

I do like y’ handler man, but not that much

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You've got a lil blood on your face, man.

@boatin4life :3

I’ve never hadn’t had anything on my face mate, it comes with the lifestyle..

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" helloo!! Here to interview some mercs and--- "

" oh-- dear god there's blood everywhere .. Uh-- is this a bad time or-- am I going to be murdered.. Possibly in 2 seconds..? "

@meettheinterviewer

“. . . . . . Eh…sorry mate this is- well…I’m not really the presentable type, don’t worry about it though it’s normal, y’ gonna be fine” 😅

And for the record, I don’t work for mann.co so it’d be better if I didn’t get caught- er-interviewed…yea..?”

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why the mask? are you hiding some sorta scary scar?

……You guys sure like getting up n’ personal dontch’a ?

I’m afraid I’ll have to plead the fifth my nosy neighbor….

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Do you own any weapons, and do you even fight at all? 👀

I don’t really ‘fight’ I mean I can though my job doesn’t require anything like that, but I do own a pair of brass knuckles that the engineer took the liberty of modifying (retractable knives)

side info (sometimes the merc’s I take apart wake up mid dissection, so it helps sometimes just to knock em’ out y’know?)

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tummy hurs projecting it onto you

HA! You sneaky minx, I beat y’ to it, I don’t have a stomach‼️‼️

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I'd say you're a hunk if anything. Really huggable! You are like a dad though, so points for that :) (ANON WHO SAID 'DILF BOD', CHILL)

(my selfsona is 2'4" btw-)

Why thank you small blue thing, I appreciate that answer a lot better than….well, wut I got previously

You seem to be pretty huggable too! ✨

(Editors note: I’m so sorry for delaying this ask, art block has been eating me alive 🔥🔥)

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Why dose *insert fave merc here* call you baby girl?

. . . . . .

Wut??? Why would he-, I-I’m not sure I understand what you’re talking about, mate. . . .

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Hey, I’ve seen you around and my dog thinks you’re pretty ok. I think you’re pretty ok too. You kinda freak me out but that’s fine, everyone’s got a little freak in them. :)

-Handler (and Whiskey.)

Awh jeez, I appreciate it, you n’ your dog are pretty ok yourself, mate✨

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psst! hey you! yes you!! take this! I can't get rid of all of it myself!!

-dr finnley dragging a bloody black body bag

Your too kind ^^