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Miraculous Ladybug Season 2 is out. 💕🐞🐾

[bob-belcher]

[incorrectducktalesquotes-archive]

Donald: I am dad inside.

Donald: I meant dead.

Donald:

Donald: No, i didn't.

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Gladstone: Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Donald [to Gladstone]: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Donald: Why are you always in such a foul mood?

Scrooge: Experience.

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Fenton: Look! All i’m saying is that if you have sex first in your bed, it becomes like a haunted place of angsty memories. So its best to have sex on the other persons bed.

Gyro: Why are we talking about this.

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Donald: The only person who’s allowed to call Fenton a jerk is me!

Fenton: Yeah! And if I’m a jerk, I wanna hear it from him!

[monkey-li]

Ok, I know this is nothing special but I NEEDED to give @tricia-morvill something for her birthday. Cause her drawings always make me so happy!

So much skill at such young age. Thats so much work! Look at her pictures! They are adorable and amazing and I just can’t help but smile at every one of them. (well, besides the Posessed AU, that actually makes me cry. But…in a good way cause it is so touching sad!)

ANYWAY. I just wanted to say:

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST TRICIA!!!

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOSH!!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!! AAAA GOSH, I’M- AAA JUST LOOK AT THEM. AGJSCSJ. AAAA THIS. MAKES ME SO HAPPY OH MY GOSHH!!! THANK YOU SO SO MUUUCH!!!! 💖💖💖 *HUGS*

[officialstarscream]

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

[mibunookami-blog]

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

[haedia]

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

[chandrar-nalaar]

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

[nicoleting]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[thesilencedmasses]

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

A good dog dad…

[pusheen]

[ponyprospector]

i was thinking and dt17 glomgold is kind of like wario @ frank please respond? the. bottom image. was from twitter a while ago. uh

[kitea]

Needed to doodle a quick marichat hug <3

[khywae]

Hello everyone, I’m back! I finally learned how to use After Effects so here’s a small test I did of a night encounter with Chat…

[bitchwasagna-deactivated2019112]

every person who reblogs this will get a “noot noot” in their inbox

every. single. person.

all of you

[artsyfeathersartsyblog]

Hellbent is still in production you guys. We’re just trying some new things.

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

Ducks are supposed to like water, but have you seen how birds protect their children from rain using their wings? He’s their uncle Scrooge. He’s also their umbrella. He’s their Scroombrella. Delete me.

[i-think-i-might-be-blog]

Is your child sending homosexual texts. It’s more likely than you think.

OMG-Oh My Gay

lmao-lesbians manufacture amazing optimism

BRB-bisexuals read books

Lol-love of lesbians

OML-oh my lesbian

BTW-bisexual trans wisdom

YOLO-you only lesbian once