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you have no proof cocksucker

“You like to call me daddy and you want to fuck me.”

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IM ANONYMOUS YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT ME

“It’s pretty obvious who you are even when on anonymous.”

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WHO SAID IM AFTER YOUR MICROPENIS

“My mun says you’re after it.” WAIT WHAT—

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micropenispillar

“Wouldn’t this be breaking the fourth wall, if I told you that you’re the one who’s is after my so called ‘micro’ penis?”

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virginpillar

“Nice insult, been called worst.”

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Well no, you've rejected all ladybugs, him included. No cute ladybug for you.

“Then don’t ask me!”

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WHAT IF ITS A CUTE LADYBUG IN A CUTE RAINCOAT

He thought for a moment.”Cute, hm?” there was silence.”…maybe.”

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FUCK! THE! LADYBUG!

“NO.” 

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I MEANT LADYBUG? LADYBUG. FUCK THE LADYBUG

“NO! NOW PLEASE STOP, NO LADYBUG!”

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Why don't you fuck Alice? She has a buttplug now to keep your cum in

And now Choromatsu was a blushing mess.”E-eh!?” he doesn’t know what a buttplug is.

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AND YOU'RE A CATERPILLAR, WHATS THE POINT

“IT’S WAY TOO SMALL FOR ME!”

[rinmaidtsuoka]

kingdom hearts meme | five worlds [5/5] wonderland

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fucking virgin won't even fuck a ladybug

“IT’S AN ANIMAL, GET OFF MY DAMN BACK!”

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Now...Now you fuck the ladybug

“…” He just stares at the sender before looking at the ladybug.”?” how the fuck was he supposed to fuck something that small? he just gets onto his knees, letting the little bug crawl away. He wasn’t gonna do that, no matter how strong his urge is for fucking.

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Shoves a ladybug into your ask box

All he does is blink, it was a lady bug that was shoved into his direction. W-what was he supposed to do about it?

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m!a Choromatsu has the urge to suck dick instead of smoke for 12 hours

Is this where he dies? who knows

All choro knows is that he’s fucked up now.

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M!A: You have the urge to fuck everyone for 4 hours

HE’S WHEEZING NOW

fuck!