CinemaSins — Horror Movie Edition pt.2 {Sentence Starters}
“Maybe we’re the real monsters.”
“It may not have worked, but still.”
“Why not just go be evil and shit?”
“You’ve been smart, keep smarting!”
“That’s awesome and sinful all at once.”
“Are you afraid of unicorns? You will be.”
“Yeah, you seem real broken up about it.”
“His penis is huge! Anyway, see you later!”
“Maybe she deserved to die. I don’t know.”
“This haircut is known as the ‘Child Actor’.”
“Better idea: end this trip right fucking now.”
“Incredible. This lady is a real piece of work.”
“It’s pretty outrageously clear you’re not fine.”
“Three minutes of solid, petrified screaming.”
“Everything about my house says ‘go away’.”
“Nope, it’s because you’re a disappointment.”
“Well, I have no problem if this kid dies, already.”
“You didn’t do anything, but at least you did it well!”
“I think this might be blood… so I’m gonna touch it!”
“If it’s this powerful, maybe we should just let it win?”
“Which is kind of disturbing when you think about it.”
“This is the most depressing horror film I’ve ever seen.”
“Haunt me, motherfucker! You gonna bore me to death?”
“How do you find these guys to work for you? Craigslist?”
“Surely there were easier, less decorative, ways to do this.”
“What the hell were you doing back there, you little tramp?”
“This is what you should have fucking done in the first place.”
“If you have that kind of power at your disposal, why so pedestrian?”
“Also, ok fine, that was scary. Unexpected and loud and I felt like I was gonna die.”
“Who stacks chairs like this? What kind of Jenga bullshit is going on with this furniture?”
“Love the moral code that doesn’t count a surprise drugging and kidnapping situation as ‘hurting’ someone.”
“That is the stupidest plan ever. I’m not sure I even want to waste any more words on how stupid that plan is.”
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