NSFW Quarantine Starters
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“You’re bored. I’m bored. There’s a bed. Let’s fuck.”
“Seeing as how you don’t have to go to work, we should have some fun tonight.”
“I stocked up on condoms, there will be no baby showers in December for us.”
“Since we have time, there’s something I’ve always wanted to try.”
“The beautiful thing about quarantine, no one’s around to see us do it in the living room.”
“My turn to pick the position. You chose last time.”
“Fuck Netflix and chill, we’re about to Hulu and woohoo.”
“How do you feel about Amazon Prime and kinky time?”
“I know you wanna fuck, there’s nothing else to do after all.”
“I just wanna fuck, is that so wrong?”
“How about we just not wear clothes until this quarantine is over?”
“No Netflix, we’re not still there, we’re fucking.”
“Wanna play hide and go fuck?”