[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[unreactive]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[abigailpatrick-deactivated20160]

YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN 

DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

[deeplifequotes]

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.

Unknown  (via alunit)

[craved-deactivated20230908]

Lately, in the shower I have been thinking more than I have been singing. I think about you.

Daniel C. L. (via apprenticehero)

[ruinedchildhood]

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[benhowardgifs]

You were skipping and laughing eyes at the bedroom door

[cardboardkeyboard]

maybe it was peace at last, who knew?

[personalgremlin]

what could be better

[hoebutmadefashion]

me: i’m a hoe (:

y’all: aren’t you a virgin tho?

me:

[cheaplousyfaggot]

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

[wowbe]

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

[spookyfbi]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR AGES.

[all-i-loved-i-loved-alone-deact]

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

puppies are touchable happiness 

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING