[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Faggot powers, activate! [Looks at men longingly]

[personalgremlin]

a big toad is fine. perfectly fine! but a tiny toad will really ignite something in you. i could touch a tiny toad all day

[personalgremlin]

check this out

[personalgremlin]

👀

oh don’t start!

[personalgremlin]

🌚🌝

[personalgremlin]

won’t anybody scheme with me…. just once

[personalgremlin]

i’m feeling conspiratorial

[personalgremlin]

[personalgremlin]

giving a little haircut to someone you love??? oh that’s It, babey!!!

[personalgremlin]

take a whiff, babes

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

I like Kylie Minogue but not enough. They should make a vitamin that will let me love her

[personalgremlin]

Are you white? I'm arguing with someone on Instagram about your post about Paleolithic rock art.

omfg. yeah!

[personalgremlin]

i blew my knee out so now i have to be a crutches guy for a bit. luckily what i lack in knees i’m making up for in bravery, charm, perseverance, whining only a little, and cuteness.

[personalgremlin]

[personalgremlin]

yowdy

[personalgremlin]

it’s a good thing i’ve never done something embarrassing. can you imagine?

[personalgremlin]

how are you doing? is it better or worse now?