Check, Bitte

Bitte: German for please and almost Bittle. Stella. 26. They/them. Queer.

[ily-a]

You scared me.

Heated Rivalry 1.05 | I'll Believe in Anything

[aunty-venom]

Honestly my favourite moment in the whole show is right after the “you missssssed meeee” “I fucking didn’t” when they both try to race up the stairs and they’re like shoving each other and it’s so dumb and silly and then they immediately have beautiful romantic sex. I love that they’re always like slapping each other, and chirping, and just general “boys will be boys nonsense” and then following that with being passionately in love. No one else is doing like Hollanov.

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part four.

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[livedinthecastle]

I love gay hockey thank you gay hockey

[vampiresmp3]

I just know fleury watched that goalie fight while screaming “it should have been me”

[sinmonger]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.01 Rookies

[rylandsgrace]

My mother didn't suck. She was great. She would have loved you. Like I love you.

[bizarrelittlemew]

heated rivalry × tumblr posts (1/?)

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world: Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[hrgifs]

SHANE & ILYA Heated Rivalry — 1.04

[littlegirlinvisible]

# (ALMOST) EVERY TIME SHANE MADE ILYA ROZANOV SMILE

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS  as ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[checkbitte]

Do y'all think Shane and Ilya ever did the ESPN Body issue? And, like, the other gets a copy and hides it away somewhere to look at in the long stretches between games.

Maybe someone gets the idea to pair up them up because of the rivalry (ignore the fact that irl it's always teammates doing it together).

Fan artists, please consider the Body Issue. For Science, of course.

[teluete]

"...Here we have two magnificent specimens of the Canadian Hockey Robot." — Ransom & Holster, probably

[parseisflat]

in light of recent events i would like to humbly submit my fancast for omgcp show adaptation 🥺🙏🩷

armie hammer as jack | timothee chalamet as bitty

kanye as ransom | james corden as holster

awkwafina as lardo | misha collins as shitty

ngozi pls help make my dreams a reality! 🏒🥅🩷

[parseisflat]

this tiktoker as nursey | benedict cumberbatch as dex

ronny chieng as chowder | troye sivan as parse

candace owens as foxtrot | chris pratt as tango

jared leto as whiskey | coaches hall and murray as kevin hart and the rock

mandy as blake lively | jenny as kim k

[parseisflat]

and last but not least! ollie and wicks as ryan reynolds and mr beast

[checkbitte]

Starting at the coaches this is formatted as "characters as actors" instead of the other way around. And as much as I love the concept of fictional cartoon characters somehow coming to life and becoming real celebrities, you know only Johnson has that sort of power.

[doggernaut]

Fic idea #2: Jack, after retiring, decides to write hockey-accurate hockey romance. Once again, Bitty is mortified when his mom's book club reads it.

[doggernaut]

In response to a query in the tags: maybe he writes contemporary and historical romance, and uses different pen names.