Hi there! My name is Cheeky Cheesecake, and I write smutty fanfics of all of my fandom faves! I can do oneshots, headcanons, etc. I'm always down for requests! But please understand that I am in school and I have ADHD, so I do take a while to post. But when I do, I promise, you're gonna love it!😉
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What I WILL write:
NSFW within boundaries
LGBTQ+
Poly x reader
Disabled reader
Reader of color
Mentally ill reader
Ship fics (I'll try, I never did that)
Gentle femdom/gentle dom
Petplay
Fluffy smut
Angsty smut
Comfort smut
Selfcest
What I WON'T write:
Rape/Dubcon/noncon in general (I'm willing to write fanfics that discuss an SA victim reclaiming their sexuality as a sort of catharsis, but actual rape fantasies, I do not do.)
Underage/Aged up/Loli/Shota characters
Furry
Raceplay
Misogyny
Yandere/Stalking/Kidnapping
Fetishized age regression
Piss, shit, vomit, fart or foot fetish
Stepcest/incest
Any fetishism of the LGBTQ+ community.
Turning a gay character "straight" for the reader's sake.
Gore
Ageplay
Extreme degradation
Fandoms~💚
Please note that this list can expand at any given time :)
Your Favorite Martian
Sweet Home webtoon
Pigpen Webtoon
So Not My Type! Webtoon by ProllyCarmen
The Walking Dead Game seasons 1-3
The Last of Us
Transformers Rescue Bots
Detroit Become Human
Heavy Rain
Life is Strange
Squid Game
The Quarry
Silent Hill 2
Stranger Things
Invincible is slowly becoming a fandom I write for (I'm getting into it)
I think bar guy from no I'm not a human would just pair so nicely with a twink reader. Maybe the reader is shy and a bit soft spoken, just the perfect kind of guy for bar guy to be smitten over and want to protect.
Bar Guy (Esenin) x male reader
Headcanons
I’m always so damn late to every damn fandom, but here I am, getting the NINAH brainworms when everyone else has already moved on.
Let’s say you’re an artist, or even a poet, since Bar guy is based off of Sergei Yesenin. But instead of writing dark and provoking work, your stuff is more based on hope and the positive.
You've always been soft spoken, kind and shy, which has made it very hard, even before everything happened with the sun and visitors.
You've always been short, skinny and soft to look at, leading to you being picked on a lot when you were younger, and being seen as lesser.
This is what leads to you and Esenin meeting each other, perhaps you grew up in the same rundown neighborhood, both excluded for being weird. You for being short, kind and warm, and Esenin, for being too tall, quick to anger and quite cynical, even back then.
At first what you two feel for each other isn’t romantic, but just a deep trust and care, because you’re all the other has, you know?
But as you two grow older, and it becomes clear that you aren’t just ‘feminine’ in your hobbies, but your preference too, Esenin becomes even more protective.
I don’t think there’s much room for soft spoken and shy queer poets during this time, but Esenin likes to see you smile, so he supports your work.
Before everything that happens in the game takes place, the two of you shared a small apartment. It's all you two could afford with the salary you both make, but it’s homey and warm.
The walls have art you’ve made, and the few pictures you two have taken over the years, there’s a family picture here or there, but you both don’t talk much to your families anymore.
I don’t think there’s a label for what you guys are, it’s too dangerous to put labels on it. But you’ll lean against his side, and Esenin will press a light kiss against the top of your head.
You buy ointments or other treatments for his aching joints, and Esenin will read your poetry, the stuff that’s a little too queer to ever publish.
I like to think he does enjoy your work, even if he isn’t really into poetry or art, he just likes seeing you happy. That’s not gonna stop him from being a little shit about it though.
After all these years you know he never means his comments though, taking it with a grain or salt, or even smacking him with your notebook and scoffing at him.
Protecting you would lead to Esenin being even more volatile or downright rude to other people.
He's harder to pick on because he’s so big and unnatural to look at, most people will simply ignore he exists. But you? You exist with a target on your back, being small, pretty and artistic.
He's gotten into many fights for you, even when you aren’t there. Maybe that’s one of the reasons he’s thrown out of the bar in the game. By then it’s too late to go back to your shared apartment, but it adds to his fear, knowing you’re alone.
He doesn’t talk about you to the protagonist, or anybody else in the house. Esenin is too used to keeping you close to his chest, protected and covered away from everyone.
The protagonist does catch him reading a notebook, that looks extremely small in his large hands. The writing is small and looping, something very pretty and planned.
It's poetry you wrote specifically for him, something you gave him when you guys both turned 18, because you couldn’t afford anything at the time.
It's also his most priced possession, and something Esenin guards like an angered long-limbed dragon.
It doesn’t help that he’s terrified for you, thinking about you all day and getting no sleep, worrying about your safety.
For one reason or another Esenin can’t go back to the apartment, so he spirals even faster than in the game. Maybe they hear over the radio that your apartment building is one of the buildings that was burnt down.
Of course, Esenin becomes very suicidal and cynical, ready to end it all if he could. Without you there’s no reason to stay after all.
During this time, and if he’s present, Wireface and Esenin will gain a weird kind of relationship. They can’t understand each other, but them both being queer is just kinda felt by the other, and your kind always watches out for each other.
Wireface being smaller and pretty reminds Esenin of you, which makes him feel a bit better, until he remembers you and feels crushed again.
Wireface tries to comfort him, in awkward small ways, because he too has a ‘friend’ he’s thinking about.
Then one night someone shows up at the door, wearing a knitted hat, an old scarf, a coat way too big for them and an over the shoulder back stuffed to the brim with paper and writing utensils.
The protagonist is on edge, as always, but you’re just... very cute and kind, even with everything going on. You even let him do all the tests he wants, and you thank him with some poetry that you ‘saw in a dream’. (think something strange and mystic, if this was really in the game)
You look worse to wear, thinking Esenin has been dead after checking the bar you heard he was at. When you discovered they’d thrown him out, you started sobbing and praying it wasn’t true.
In the end you weren’t allowed to stay there either, not that you wanted to stay, and you end up at the protagonist’s house.
You go to sit in the living room, because that seems most comfortable, only for your knees to give out when a familiar, too long figure it sitting hunched up on the couch.
Words are impossible to get out, so instead you just sob. It's such a familiar noise that Esenin immediately looks up, his eyes bloodshot from grief and exhaustion.
And there you are, alive, eyes puffy from all your crying, wearing his old coat, and carrying your most priced poetry in the bag he gifted you years ago.
The reunion can’t be something too extreme, but you two bling to each other, shaking and crying, you much more visibly than Esenin.
Wireface acts like he doesn’t see the small kiss you two share, he’s just happy to see that people like him still survive in these trying times. It makes his heart ache with longing but also resilience.
The protagonist doesn’t give a shit if you two openly kiss and cuddle, he could care less. He only cares about you two not being visitors.
It would be kinda funny if your presence made the protagonist just... calm down a little. Not a lot, but he’s willing to listen to your latest piece. It’s as warm, hopeful and loving as always, and it gives a bit of light in these dark times.
Esenin would be jealous, but he knows that’s just who you are, always so nice and welcoming. Accepting of others and their strangeness.
I do think you sit curled up in Esenin’s lap most of the time, the two of you just holding on to each other, and talking quietly together.
And you become close with Wireface too, having an easier time understanding him. Not because you speak his language, but because you’re willing to look silly when it comes to using your hands and body to communicate.
Esenin just thinks it’s cute, but he never says it out loud, maybe even making a few comments about you, which just makes you huff at him and pout.
I'd like to think you two have a good ending, just for my own heart, but we also know how ninah works. No matter what ending though, you guys die or live together.
I read amab reader because I'm trying to learn how to properly write it as well as mlm fiction. This is one of the best amab readers I have read thus far. The emotional roller-coaster I was on reading this...
Oh my god bro stop, you made my day too cuz of ur interaction and ur post (I'm on lunch break at my job that I hate so yeahhh this was cool. If you ever wanna talk hmu!!!!) ^_^
I think bar guy from no I'm not a human would just pair so nicely with a twink reader. Maybe the reader is shy and a bit soft spoken, just the perfect kind of guy for bar guy to be smitten over and want to protect.
Bar Guy (Esenin) x male reader
Headcanons
I’m always so damn late to every damn fandom, but here I am, getting the NINAH brainworms when everyone else has already moved on.
Let’s say you’re an artist, or even a poet, since Bar guy is based off of Sergei Yesenin. But instead of writing dark and provoking work, your stuff is more based on hope and the positive.
You've always been soft spoken, kind and shy, which has made it very hard, even before everything happened with the sun and visitors.
You've always been short, skinny and soft to look at, leading to you being picked on a lot when you were younger, and being seen as lesser.
This is what leads to you and Esenin meeting each other, perhaps you grew up in the same rundown neighborhood, both excluded for being weird. You for being short, kind and warm, and Esenin, for being too tall, quick to anger and quite cynical, even back then.
At first what you two feel for each other isn’t romantic, but just a deep trust and care, because you’re all the other has, you know?
But as you two grow older, and it becomes clear that you aren’t just ‘feminine’ in your hobbies, but your preference too, Esenin becomes even more protective.
I don’t think there’s much room for soft spoken and shy queer poets during this time, but Esenin likes to see you smile, so he supports your work.
Before everything that happens in the game takes place, the two of you shared a small apartment. It's all you two could afford with the salary you both make, but it’s homey and warm.
The walls have art you’ve made, and the few pictures you two have taken over the years, there’s a family picture here or there, but you both don’t talk much to your families anymore.
I don’t think there’s a label for what you guys are, it’s too dangerous to put labels on it. But you’ll lean against his side, and Esenin will press a light kiss against the top of your head.
You buy ointments or other treatments for his aching joints, and Esenin will read your poetry, the stuff that’s a little too queer to ever publish.
I like to think he does enjoy your work, even if he isn’t really into poetry or art, he just likes seeing you happy. That’s not gonna stop him from being a little shit about it though.
After all these years you know he never means his comments though, taking it with a grain or salt, or even smacking him with your notebook and scoffing at him.
Protecting you would lead to Esenin being even more volatile or downright rude to other people.
He's harder to pick on because he’s so big and unnatural to look at, most people will simply ignore he exists. But you? You exist with a target on your back, being small, pretty and artistic.
He's gotten into many fights for you, even when you aren’t there. Maybe that’s one of the reasons he’s thrown out of the bar in the game. By then it’s too late to go back to your shared apartment, but it adds to his fear, knowing you’re alone.
He doesn’t talk about you to the protagonist, or anybody else in the house. Esenin is too used to keeping you close to his chest, protected and covered away from everyone.
The protagonist does catch him reading a notebook, that looks extremely small in his large hands. The writing is small and looping, something very pretty and planned.
It's poetry you wrote specifically for him, something you gave him when you guys both turned 18, because you couldn’t afford anything at the time.
It's also his most priced possession, and something Esenin guards like an angered long-limbed dragon.
It doesn’t help that he’s terrified for you, thinking about you all day and getting no sleep, worrying about your safety.
For one reason or another Esenin can’t go back to the apartment, so he spirals even faster than in the game. Maybe they hear over the radio that your apartment building is one of the buildings that was burnt down.
Of course, Esenin becomes very suicidal and cynical, ready to end it all if he could. Without you there’s no reason to stay after all.
During this time, and if he’s present, Wireface and Esenin will gain a weird kind of relationship. They can’t understand each other, but them both being queer is just kinda felt by the other, and your kind always watches out for each other.
Wireface being smaller and pretty reminds Esenin of you, which makes him feel a bit better, until he remembers you and feels crushed again.
Wireface tries to comfort him, in awkward small ways, because he too has a ‘friend’ he’s thinking about.
Then one night someone shows up at the door, wearing a knitted hat, an old scarf, a coat way too big for them and an over the shoulder back stuffed to the brim with paper and writing utensils.
The protagonist is on edge, as always, but you’re just... very cute and kind, even with everything going on. You even let him do all the tests he wants, and you thank him with some poetry that you ‘saw in a dream’. (think something strange and mystic, if this was really in the game)
You look worse to wear, thinking Esenin has been dead after checking the bar you heard he was at. When you discovered they’d thrown him out, you started sobbing and praying it wasn’t true.
In the end you weren’t allowed to stay there either, not that you wanted to stay, and you end up at the protagonist’s house.
You go to sit in the living room, because that seems most comfortable, only for your knees to give out when a familiar, too long figure it sitting hunched up on the couch.
Words are impossible to get out, so instead you just sob. It's such a familiar noise that Esenin immediately looks up, his eyes bloodshot from grief and exhaustion.
And there you are, alive, eyes puffy from all your crying, wearing his old coat, and carrying your most priced poetry in the bag he gifted you years ago.
The reunion can’t be something too extreme, but you two bling to each other, shaking and crying, you much more visibly than Esenin.
Wireface acts like he doesn’t see the small kiss you two share, he’s just happy to see that people like him still survive in these trying times. It makes his heart ache with longing but also resilience.
The protagonist doesn’t give a shit if you two openly kiss and cuddle, he could care less. He only cares about you two not being visitors.
It would be kinda funny if your presence made the protagonist just... calm down a little. Not a lot, but he’s willing to listen to your latest piece. It’s as warm, hopeful and loving as always, and it gives a bit of light in these dark times.
Esenin would be jealous, but he knows that’s just who you are, always so nice and welcoming. Accepting of others and their strangeness.
I do think you sit curled up in Esenin’s lap most of the time, the two of you just holding on to each other, and talking quietly together.
And you become close with Wireface too, having an easier time understanding him. Not because you speak his language, but because you’re willing to look silly when it comes to using your hands and body to communicate.
Esenin just thinks it’s cute, but he never says it out loud, maybe even making a few comments about you, which just makes you huff at him and pout.
I'd like to think you two have a good ending, just for my own heart, but we also know how ninah works. No matter what ending though, you guys die or live together.
I read amab reader because I'm trying to learn how to properly write it as well as mlm fiction. This is one of the best amab readers I have read thus far. The emotional roller-coaster I was on reading this...
Soo lmao definitely did not expect to make eye contact with James when I opened your page lmaoo
But is it possible if I can request something with Norman Jayden/James Sunderland??
What, like a threesome smut? Something where you're Norman's partner interrogating James and then it winds up smutty? Please be specific with details, at least genre wise! ^_^
Writing some smut of subby Homeowner/Protag and guys... imma just say... he purposely acts incompetent for the reader so he can get more of their attention. Now does this smut involve Protag being filmed....? How would I know? I'm just the writer👀
Writing some smut of subby Homeowner/Protag and guys... imma just say... he purposely acts incompetent for the reader so he can get more of their attention. Now does this smut involve Protag being filmed....? How would I know? I'm just the writer👀
cw: rough oral (m receiving), light pet play, patrick being sociopathic
“Does puppy want a treat? C’mere girl.” Patrick grips the base of his cock, wagging it from side to side as he beckons you forward. You crawl to the space between his tanned thighs, you peer up at him as he smacks the wet tip of his cock against your cheek. You’ve gotten so accustomed to his freakish habits that you don’t even flinch. You turn your head to the side, trying to catch his heavy cock in your mouth, Patrick keeps his hand around the base, keeping your bone away. His expression slips for a moment, looking with slight annoyance, like the fact that you’re so willing to participate in this degradation is simply disgusting. However, it had been him waiting for you with a pair of fluffy ears and a collar.
Patrick uses his free hand to grab a firm fistful of your hair. “Stick out your tongue.” He grunts, taking a breath to calm himself. “Patrick…” You murmur, “Shhh, puppies don’t talk, remember?” Patrick doesn’t want to hear whines, he’s already having trouble with his clarity. He’s not controlling himself from shoving his cock down your throat, instead, he’s controlling himself so he doesn’t bash your head into his bed frame till your skull is dented. Although he’s sure you’d look pretty all bloodied.
You’re dutiful, sure he has a weird vibe, but you’ve never really known him to be pleasant, so what can you do other than stick out your tongue? Patrick slaps his cock down onto your tongue, giving your tastebuds a surprise with his pre. He keeps you chin turned upwards, he’s viewing all this in third person, this is disgusting, your mouth fucking feels great though. “Down the hatch.” Patrick coos in a way that’s just plain mean. He guides his cock into your waiting mouth, pushing your head down on him till your nose is tickled by his neatly trimmed pubic hair and your chin is smushed against his balls. You sputter, rivets of saliva dripping from the corners of your lips, he keeps your head down, the gagging feels good around his dick. “There we go, just swallow it all down.” He sighs, scooping your hair more firmly, pulling you up and down his dick. Patrick is satiated by the suction and spit of your mouth. He lightly slaps your cheek with his hand, looking down at you with mostly arousal mixed with a little disgust.
Patrick tenses, guiding your head down with little regard for your air intake or comfort. “Oh—” He tenses, holding you down so he can glue your throat shut with his jizz. He pulls out of your mouth with shiver, cupping his hand over your mouth and pinching your nose shut till you swallow. “That’s a good girl.” Patrick murmurs giving your head a scratch before shoving you away. A not so subtle ‘find something else to do’.
Your snotty snively appearance doesn’t make him feel bad, better, it makes his now sensitive cock twitch. “Don’t mope, what’re you doing?” He mumbles with slight annoyance when you don’t get off your knees. “Nothing…do I have to go…?” You ask, pressing your cheek against his thigh. Patrick squints at you, what the fuck are you doing. He doesn’t like it, but he’s already half hard. “C’mere puppy, you’re gonna learn how to sit.” He mumbles, he could go for a nap, and well, your cunt is probably all leaky, perfect to keep his dick warm and it’ll be enough for your achey little heart, isn’t he so normal?
Patrick is the type of boyfriend to freak the fuck out if you miss a few calls from him.
Like hes leaving detailed voicemails about skinning you and peeling your skin off and cooking it for breakfast because you weren’t picking up your phone,
then when you finally call him back to ask him what the fuck he wanted
he picks up the phone crying hysterically then screaming at you “WHY DO YOU WANT TO BREAK THINGS OFF!??!! YOU DUMB BITCH WE WERE SO GOOD TOGETHER WHY????”
……. You stare at your phone for a bit in shock, you’re really sick of his shit.
You assure pat you are not leaving him for the 100 different guys he accused you of sleeping with that work at P&P that you don’t know and are slightly more well off than Patrick.
you manage to pacify the hysterical man child your on the phone with he says he’s coming over ominously then just hangs up.
Oook then? What a drama king.
after he arrives disheveled at your apartment door you drag him inside and get him cleaned.
You both end up on the couch watching Pat’s favorite all blood and gore no plot horror movie that he insists are fine art that your just to dense to get.
Pat’s head is in your lap he lets out tiny sniffles every few minutes, while he makes sure you tell him you do love him with your entire heart and you wont leave him EVER.
You think it’s a bit cute till you remember he’s a grown ass man still pulling bullshit like this…. And embarrassingly for you his methods are working
Michael De Santa is the kind of man who does these things:
Warning: there are hot takes ahead
- will pitch a fit when a barista does not know that “the normal” is. It will become the whole “do you know who I am?”
- will either drop a few thousand on a tip or will write “get an actual job” on the tip line. There’s no in between.
-will fully cause an accident and will still get out of his car throwing his hands up at another driver.
-will 100% say in almost in conversation that “the movie adaptation was just better than the book.”
- will fight someone in for saying one of his favorite films are bad
-will just buy an entire new car before getting it repainted.
- “that’s movie business, baby.”
- “it’s showbiz.”
-will actually spend an hour in the bathroom on his hair.
- will get pissed off if someone scuffs his shoes. (Probably will fight someone)
- gripes about video games and will not recognize them as a form of cinema.
- political rants. So. Many. Political. Rants.
- will say he hates politics and then turns around and gets so into politics it’s not even funny.
- “kids these days have it so easy-“
- “i hate this movie” *watches entire movie and enjoys it*
- will be a drama Queen. He is so dramatic it’s bad.
- he is incredibly homophobic/transphobic because he is repressing his own feelings. If he likes you, then you’re the “okay” kind and he will respect you. But if he doesn’t like you? It’s about to get set back a few decades.
- bought gendered toys for his kids. Refused to let Jimmy play with dolls/“girl toys”
- has caused numerous accidents texting and driving and refuses to stop
- actually does volunteer at soup kitchens during the holidays because he was also homeless at one point
- donates to rehab charities
- is actually acutely aware of his biases and is seeking help to get over them, regardless
-has pissed on more than a few cop cruisers. (And in them)
-plays video games in his alone time because he does have a want to become good enough in order to completely serve Lester/Jimmy by completely blindsiding them
-tries to use teen slang and lingo. Half his search history is figuring out what the hell Jimmy or Tracy (or Franklin) just said.
- will fight anybody who is openly racist.
- keeps a list of the sex offender registry in his car and just picks a few off when he’s bored or mad.
- has slept with Trevor and then spent almost a week justifying why it wasn’t gay.
-has a savior complex from hell.
- will cross a road to stay away from dogs, their fur gets everywhere, they’re slobbery, he hates them with a passion. (Yes, this includes Chop.)
Olá! Tudo bem? Peço desculpas antecipadamente por quaisquer erros, o inglês não é minha língua nativa.
Você poderia fazer um tutorial do alfabeto NSFW sobre o protagonista de Ninah? Estou completamente viciada nele! Pleaaase!
ALFABETO PROTAG NSFW
Divulgação total, eu não falo português, então usei uma infinidade de tradutores. Já postei isso, mas fiz o meu melhor para traduzir para você do inglês para o português. Muito obrigado pelo seu apoio, e peço desculpas se isso soa estranho ou se está incorreto!
A = Aftercare (como eles são depois do sexo)
Se ele era submisso ou dominante, ele sempre vai fazer o seguinte: Lavagem rápida de um trapo molhado sobre você e ele, deitado na cama, e tanto abraçar e falar ou check-in em você e, em seguida, virar o seu lado (isso depende de seu relacionamento com ele). A única diferença no acompanhamento posterior (além do status do relacionamento) seria que se ele fosse submisso, ele seguiria você ao redor anexado ao quadril — literalmente, ele se agarraria a você ao ponto de ser irritante se você for facilmente incomodado. Numa relação, tanto dominante como submissa, ele vai perguntar-te se estás bem, se fez um bom trabalho, se é bom para ti, etc. Ele busca validação com bastante frequência (parcialmente porque ele não acha que é bom o suficiente e parcialmente porque ele ama ouvi-lo de você).
B = parte do corpo (a parte favorita do corpo e também a do parceiro)
Ele não tem uma parte do corpo favorita em si mesmo...ele nunca se viu como atraente. A única coisa em que ele consegue pensar (além da pila) é nas mãos, já que parece gostar delas o suficiente.
Em ti...Ele poderia nomear inúmeras coisas ao ponto de não ter um papel favorito. Embora, se ele tivesse que escolher, seria sua área de pescoço e clavícula. É apenas íntimo o suficiente para deixar um rasto de marcas que podem esconder ou exibir. Esconde-os e ele sente-se presunçoso, já que são todos tímidos com eles. Mostre-os e ele tem um lembrete físico do que ocorreu na noite anterior...Ele pode até tentar outra rodada.
C = Cum (qualquer coisa a ver com cum, basicamente)
Ele adora enchê-lo ou colocá-lo em cima de você, mas um pequeno facto de nicho sobre o Eremita: Ele secretamente ama receber fácies faciais. Se fores o amab, ele quer que lhe dês um tiro na cara antes de te chupar mais para que possas voltar a aparecer-lhe na boca. Se você é mauzão, ele quer que você se sente e cavalgar seu rosto (não se preocupe em sufocá-lo, a asfixia leve o torna mais chique). Não um chiclete, mas se esguichar por acaso, ele quer especialmente na boca.
D = Segredo sujo (bastante autoexplicativo, um segredo sujo deles)
Secretamente em petplay e quer tentar o jogo da próstata, mas é extremamente inseguro e secreto sobre isso. (Eu realmente fiz alguns headcanons petplay de Protag tanto como o proprietário e como o próprio animal de estimação) Enquanto ele não passa por um rótulo real como um animal de estimação, ele é muito mais provável de agir como um gato. Ele não está disposto a miar (a menos que você tenha negado a ele um orgasmo, super-estimulado ele, ou fazê-lo implorar o suficiente, então miar é tudo o que você vai ouvir. Isso pode ser alcançado com estimulação peniana ou da próstata, apenas a escolha inicial leva um pouco mais de tempo.)
E = Experiência (quão experientes eles são? eles sabem o que estão fazendo?)
Ele só fez sexo com 3-5 pessoas em toda a sua vida. Ele tem uma ideia geral, mas para qualquer coisa além de sexo baunilha (especialmente se estiver no final do espectro altamente excêntrico), você terá que ensiná-lo ou aprender com ele.
F = Posição favorita (isto é óbvio)
Backshots (dar e receber), cowgirl (ou, no seu caso, cowboy?) E qualquer posição sexual oral requer que ele esteja de joelhos ou sufocado.
G = Pateta (são mais sérios no momento? são humorísticos? etc.)
O que acha? Estoico e sério, sempre. (A menos que ele esteja fazendo petplay, então ele é mais propenso a quebrar algumas piadas secas para você como o proprietário ou mais brincalhão como o animal de estimação)
H = Cabelo (quão bem arrumados eles estão? o tapete corresponde às cortinas? etc.)
Cortado tão curto que parece um corte de cabelo, mas às vezes ele luta com cabelos encravados.
I = Intimidade (como eles estão durante o momento? o aspeto romântico)
Isso depende muito do relacionamento. Se estiverem juntos, ele será tão íntimo quanto julga ser capaz. Se isso não for suficiente, terá que se comunicar com ele. Se não estão a falar a sério, ele é íntimo o suficiente para fazer o mínimo e assegurar-se de que vão embora sem se magoarem.
J = Jack off (masturbação de cabeça)
Raramente acontece mesmo antes de vocês dois acontecerem. Depressão matou sua libido e ele sente vergonha masturbando em sua casa (anteriormente a casa de seu pai e ele cresceu fortemente religioso)
K = Kink (uma ou mais das suas torções)
Já discutimos o jogo de animais. Parece ser o seu maior golpe. Mas ele também parece ter uma ligeira torção de adoração (dar e receber), espancamento, tapa genital, segurando/sendo segurado pelo pescoço (sem sufocamento, apenas segurando firme), degradando-o, torção asfixia (apenas quando seu rosto está sentado ou se ele está sendo enganado, faça o que quiser com essa informação), e ele tem o MAIOR tormento de louvor de sempre (tanto dando e recebendo, mas especialmente, ESPECIALMENTE recebendo.) Ele tem um grande louvor que se aproxima de um fetiche. Sobre o tema dos fetiches, ele tem uma leve olfactofilia (fetiche do cheiro), fetiche do ouvido, fetiche do pescoço, fetiche da clavícula e um enorme fetiche do cuspe. Ele chamaria isso de cuspideira, mas é realmente uma torção se ele precisa trocar saliva para ficar duro?
L = Local (lugares favoritos para a ação)
Ele não se opõe a outras divisões, mas a cama é ideal, já que pode ir dormir a seguir.
M = Motivação (o que os excita, o que os põe a funcionar)
Beijar-se e esfregar-se/sexo sem penetração. Chupões também. E roupa interior suja (sou do tipo que cheira a cuecas/boxers🫵)
N = Não (algo que não fariam, coisas que os desanimam)
Qualquer coisa que envolva bater ou dar estaladas a sério, ser imobilizado de qualquer forma (ele está aberto a imobilizar-te, no entanto), BDSM hardcore, brincadeiras com armas de fogo, brincadeiras com facas, absolutamente nenhum cuidado pós-ato.
O = Oral (preferência em dar ou receber, habilidade, etc.)
Aperfeiçoou as suas habilidades orais nos últimos anos. Usa sempre muita saliva e prefere dar a receber. Tem um reflexo de vómito sensível e ADORA isso. Nunca recusará um broche, mas prefere dar mais do que qualquer outra coisa. Regra geral para ele: se o maxilar e/ou a garganta não estiverem doridos, se os joelhos não estiverem vermelhos e se ele não estiver com dificuldade em ficar de pé, então não fez um bom trabalho. Adora que lhe sentem na cara e que lhe fodam a garganta, tudo dependendo do que tiveres. Está aberto a sentar-se na tua cara e/ou a foder-te a boca, no entanto.
P = Ritmo (são rápidos e violentos? Lentos e sensuais? Etc.)
Rápido e violento, possivelmente sensual se vocês forem íntimos. Ele também gosta de receber sexo violento, já agora. O seu tipo de sexo preferido, no entanto, é aquele que é violento e rápido, mas em que o diálogo é suave e sensual. Sexo violento e carícias na cabeça, sexo violento e elogios, ou dar as mãos são os seus favoritos
Q = Quickie (as opiniões deles sobre quickies, com que frequência, etc.)
Não é contra, mas ainda prefere a cama.
R = Risco (estão dispostos a experimentar?) eles assumem riscos? etc.)
O mais arriscado que ele está disposto a fazer é filmar a si mesmo para você ou filmar vocês dois juntos. Isso é o máximo que ele está disposto a fazer. Ele nunca fará sexo em público.
S = Resistência (quantas rodadas eles conseguem fazer?) quanto tempo eles duram?)
2 rodadas, de modo geral. Às vezes 3 e em raras ocasiões.... 4. Ele geralmente dura de 5 a 10 minutos (ele fica bastante envergonhado com isso, especialmente porque internalizou os scripts sexuais que aprendeu na pornografia).
T = Brinquedos (eles têm brinquedos?) eles os usam? em um parceiro ou em si mesmos?)
Ele não usa brinquedos, a menos que você os apresente a ele. Ele fica um pouco ciumento quando você usa brinquedos (se você os usar) porque está preocupado em não estar fazendo um trabalho bom o suficiente. Mas, assim que você o apresenta a alguns, ele começa a perceber o potencial que eles têm (na verdade, tenho uma fic nos rascunhos em que o leitor apresenta Protag aos brinquedos sexuais...)
Ele alguma vez usaria um plugue anal com cauda? Ele não tem certeza... ele usaria uma coleira e uma guia? Absolutamente! Ele sempre quis um!
U = Injusto (o quanto eles gostam de provocar)
Definitivamente uma provocação se você o irritou o suficiente (seja provocando-o, sendo mimado, ou se ele estiver apenas se sentindo mesquinho, etc). Ironicamente, ele não aguenta o que ele mesmo faz e vai reclamar, implorar e negociar se você fizer. Ele vai até oferecer fazer sexo oral em você por 2 horas se isso significar que você vai deixá-lo gozar pelo menos 1 ou 2 vezes... ele não pede muito!
"Não--não, não, não, por favor, não faça isso!" Por favor? Se você me deixar gozar, eu deixarei você usar minha boca pelo tempo que quiser! Por favor--por favor! Farei qualquer coisa! Merda, por favor, por favor, por favor, eu serei tão bom para você!"
V = Volume (quão alto eles são, quais sons fazem, etc.)
Grunhidos e gemidos baixos como dom, mas choramingos, lamentos, gritos altos e ocasionais como sub.
W = Curinga (um headcanon aleatório para o personagem)
Você nunca adivinharia, mas este homem tem o conjunto de olhos de cachorro mais fofo que alguém poderia ter! Você descobriu isso quando estava sentada, preocupada com o trabalho, e ele perguntou se podia fazer sexo oral em você. Você foi levemente indiferente, o que o levou a se ajoelhar e apoiar o queixo na virilha da sua calça, te dando um par de grandes olhos verdes brilhantes enquanto pedia com uma voz rouca: "...Por favor? Vou fazer um bom trabalho!" Desnecessário dizer, ele definitivamente conseguiu o que queria.
Sim, ele sabe que tem esse poder. E sim, ele realmente se aproveita disso às vezes.
X = Raio-X (vamos ver o que está acontecendo por baixo dessas roupas)
Créditos para @beezerz por esta. Grosso e ocupa largura no departamento de preservativos.
Y = Desejo (quão alto é o desejo sexual deles?)
Depende do humor dele. Ele pode oscilar entre hipersexual ou quarto morto dependendo do que está sentindo. Na eventualidade de ele querer fazer sexo, mas também estar se sentindo para baixo, ele prefere especialmente ser submisso. Mas, de modo geral, ele pode estar pronto quando você estiver ou não.
Z = Zzz (quão rápido eles adormecem depois)
Depois de no máximo 10 minutos de abraços e conversa, ele cai no sono como uma pedra. Se uma lata de cerveja o deixa sonolento, imagine 1-4 rodadas.
Hi! Sorry to disturb you, could I request Protag's NSFW alphabet? I'm a huge fan of his and I like the way you write!
If you can't it's not an issue, have a fantastic day!
PROTAG NSFW ALPHABET
A/N: I forgot who made this collage of pics, so if you ever want credit PLEASE message me! I don't wanna steal anyone's work!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Whether he was submissive or dominant, he will always do as follows: Quick wash of a wet rag over you and him, lay in bed, and either cuddle and talk or check in on you and then turn over his side (this depends on your relationship with him). The only difference in aftercare (besides relationship status) would be that if he was submissive, he'd follow you around attached at the hip--literally, he'll cling onto you to the point of being annoying if you're easily bothered. In a relationship, both dominant and submissive, he'll ask you if you're okay, if he did a good job, if he's good for you, etc. He seeks validation quite often (partially because he doesn't think he's good enough and partially because he loves hearing it from you.)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He doesn't have a favorite body part on himself.... he never quite saw himself as appealing. The only thing he can think of (besides his dick) is his hands since you seem to enjoy them enough.
On you.... he could name countless things to the point where he doesn't have a favorite part. Although, if he had to choose, it'd be your neck and clavicle area. It's just intimate enough to leave a trail of marks that you can hide or show off. Hide them and he feels smug since you're all shy about them. Show them off and he has a physical reminder of what occured the night before.... he might even try another round.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves filling you up or putting it all over you, but a little niche fact about the Hermit: He secretly loves recieving facials. If you're amab, he wants you to shoot it all over his face before he sucks you off more so you can cum again in his mouth. If you're afab, he wants you to sit and ride his face (don't worry about suffocating him, the mild asphyxiation makes him hornier). Not a cum hc but if you squirt by any chance he especially wants it in his mouth.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Secretly into petplay and wants to try prostate play but is extremely insecure and secretive about it. (I actually made some petplay headcanons of Protag both as the owner and as the pet himself) While he doesn't go by an actual label as a pet, he's far more likely to act like a cat. He isn't willing to meow (unless you've denied him of an orgasm, overstimulated him, or make him beg you enough, then meowing is all you'll ever hear. This can be achieved with penile or prostate stimulation, just the initial choice takes a little more time.)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He has only had sex with 3-5 people in his entire life. He has a general idea, but for anything beyond vanilla sex (especially if it's on the end of the heavily kinky spectrum), you'll have to teach him or learn with him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Backshots (giving and receiving), cowgirl (or in his case, cowboy?) And whatever oral sex position requires him to be on his knees or smothered.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
What do you think? Stoic and serious, always. (Unless he's doing petplay, then he's more likely to crack a few dry jokes to you as the owner or more playful as the pet)
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Trimmed so short that it feels like a buzzcut, but sometimes he struggles with ingrown hairs.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
This heavily depends on the relationship. If you guys are together, he will be as intimate as he thinks he is capable of. If that's not enough, you'll have to communicate to him. If you guys are nothing serious, he's intimate enough to do the bare minimum and make sure you cum without being hurt.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Rarely does it even before you two happened. Depression killed his libido and he feels shame masturbating in his house (formerly his father's house and he grew up heavily religious)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
We already discussed the petplay. That seems to be his biggest kink. But he also seems to have a slight worshipping kink (giving and receiving), spanking, genital slapping, holding/being held by the neck (no choking, just firm holding), degrading you, asphyxiation kink (only when his face is sat on or if he's being facefucked, do what you will with that information), and he has the BIGGEST praise kink ever (both giving and receiving, but especially, ESPECIALLY receiving.) He has such a major praise kink that it borders onto a fetish. On the topic of fetishes, he has a slight olfactophilia (scent fetish), ear fetish, neck fetish, clavicle fetish, and a massive spit fetish. He would call it a spit kink, but is it truly a kink if he NEEDS to swap saliva to get hard?
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's not opposed to the other rooms, but the bed is ideal since he can go to sleep after.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Making out and grinding/outercourse. Hickies too. Also dirty undergarments (panty/boxer sniffer over here🫵)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything involving actual hitting and slapping, being restrained in any way (he's open to restraining you though), hardcore BDSM, gunplay, knifeplay, absolutely no aftercare whatsoever.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Perfected his head skills over the last few years. Always uses a lot of spit, and favors giving over recieving. He has a sensitive gag reflex and he LOVES it. He will never turn down a blowjob, but he prefers to give more than anything. Rule of thumb for him: If his jaw and/or throat isn't sore, if his knees aren't rosey, and if he isn't struggling to stand up straight, then he didn't do a good job. Adores having his face sat on and his throat fucked, all depending on whatever you have. Open to sitting on your face and/or facefucking you, though.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough, possibly sensual if you guys are close. He also likes to recieve rough sex too btw. His favorite type of sex though is the kind that's rough and fast, but the actual dialogue is soft and sensual. Rough sex and headpats, rough sex and praise, or hand holding are his favorite combinations.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not opposed to it, but still prefers the bed.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
The riskiest he is willing to do is film himself for you or film you two together. That's the absolute most he is willing to do. He will never do public sex.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
2 rounds, generally speaking. Sometimes 3 and on rare occassions.... 4. He typically lasts 5-10 minutes (he's pretty embarrassed about that especially because he internalized the sexual scripts he learned in porn).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't use toys, unless you introduce it to him. He gets a little jealous of you using toys (if you use them) because he's worried he isn't doing a good enough job. But once you introduce him to a few, he starts to realize the potential they hold (I actually have a fic in the drafts of the reader introducing Protag to sex toys...)
Would he ever wear a tail buttplug? He isn't quite sure... would he ever wear a collar and leash? Absolutely! He always wanted one!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Definitely a tease if you pissed him off enough (whether it was teasing him, being bratty, or if he's just feeling petty, etc). Ironically, he can't take what he dishes out and will whine, beg, and bargain if you do. He'll go as far as to offer going down on you for 2 hours if it means you'll let him cum at least 1 or 2 times.... he doesn't ask for much!
"No--no, no, no, please don't do that! Please? If you let me cum, I'll let you use my mouth for as long as you want! Please--please! I'll do anything! Fuck, please, please, please, I'll be so good for you!"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Grunts and low moans as a dom, but whiny, whimpering, loud, and occassional screamer as a sub.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
You would never guess it--but this man has the cutest set of puppy eyes anyone could ever make! You found out about it when you were sitting down, preoccupied with work when he asked if he could go down on you. You were mildly dismissive, which fueled him to drop to his knees and plant his chin on the crotch of your pants to give you a set of large, beaming green eyes as he asked in a gritty voice "...Please? I'll do a good job!" Needless to say, he definitely got his way.
Yes, he knows he has this power. And yes, he does take advantage of it at times.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Credit to @beezerz for this one. Girthy and takes up width in the condom department.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Depends on his mood. He can bounce between hypersexual or dead bedroom depending on what he's feeling. On the off chance he wants to have sex but he's also feeling down, he especially prefers being submissive. But generally speaking, he may be ready when you are or not.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After 10 minutes max of cuddling and talking, he's out like a light. If 1 can of beer makes him sleepy, imagine 1-4 rounds.
