30 Fics we need for our TUA obsession.
Mostly Klaus & Vanya with some Five thrown in. If you write any of these please tag me in it, I have been collecting these for ages. I really wish I wasn’t stuck with writer’s block because this fandom seems amazing and my brain has so many ideas.
1) Ben knew that Klaus could make him corporeal. When Klaus was really high one time someone tried to hurt Klaus and Klaus’ fear (and Ben’s anger) caused Ben to be able to make physical contact to protect his brother
2) A drug dealer is harassing Klaus, Five/Diego finds out. When Klaus runs into the drug dealer again it’s because the man is a ghost and instead of screaming at him the ghost is apologizing and begging Klaus to call off the assassin before he kills his family.
3) Vanya brings home a kitten (or other cute animal) and Luther/Allison/Five is the only one there. They bond over the kitten together.
4) Vanya brings home an injured snake (or other ‘dangerous’ animal) and her and Diego/Klaus/Five bond over it together.
5) When Five needs a legal guardian it becomes obvious that Klaus (and Ben) will have to step up to the plate. Five is not thrilled.
6) Vanya runs into Klaus years after they all moved away, he’s homeless and wearing torn clothes. Vanya takes him shopping, Klaus gets his first skirt that is legally his.
7) Diego takes Grace on a walk and they find a little kid with some type of mutation/obvious power. The kid has been abandoned. Grace insists on becoming her grandmother, Diego ends up being a makeshift father.
8) Five is trying to figure out an equation and can’t figure out why it’s not write. Klaus burst into his room, corrects him, then asks for money. Five is just stunned.
9) Homophobes harass Klaus while he’s out with his family. His siblings were in the diner, Klaus just came out to get Vanya’s wallet from the car but somehow that offended them and now Klaus is on the ground with a busted lip. He looks up and he has never seen Vanya look so angry. Watching his little sister confront the body builder in front of him leaves him feeling worried for the homophobe
10) Five ends up becoming friends with Kenny after Klaus jokingly signs him up for the chess team.
11) “Klaus, how did you know you were gay?” Klaus looked at his sibling in surprise, seeing their nervous expression his eyes softened.
12) Ben gets a crush on a guy, forcing Klaus to talk to him until the guy reveals that he can feel Ben. Klaus just thinks the situation is crazy but Ben’s happy, so Klaus has to play match maker for his dead brother.
13) It’s been years since the Hargreeve siblings went their own way but that doesn’t stop Klaus from being protective. Some druggie wants to mug Vanya, Klaus kicks his but. Klaus goes back and finds out Luther was shipped to the moon, he gets into a big argument with Reginald, Pogo and Grace. Klaus hears someone threatening to frame Diego for being on drugs, Klaus takes the fall. Someone wants to kidnap Claire, his niece, they’re never heard from again.
14) Five being a huge softy with Claire and babysitting her (even though he didn’t want to)
15) Claire learning to throw knives like her Uncle Diego, Claire learning to play Violin like her aunt Vanya, Claire doing Klaus’ makeup and he actually wears it out (her mom never does), Claire baking cookies with her Grandma, Claire thinking talking to a ghost is the best thing ever and having Klaus translate hour long conversations with her uncle Ben.
16) Claire doesn’t like Luther. Says he’s a big meanie, and monkey.
17) When the siblings come home they find the yarn Klaus used to knit all over the house, a giant mess. Five gives a sheepish smile. “Delores wasn’t the only creature with me in the apocalypse.”
18) Vanya can not be pregnant, she can not have Leonard- Harold’s baby. And yet she is. Alison and Luther say she has to keep it, Klaus, Ben and Five say it’s up to her, Diego wants her to get an abortion.
19) Hazel and Agnes fluff fics. All of them.
20) Hazel personally apologizing to Diego for Eudora.
21) Five volunteers his siblings to help protect Agnes from Cha Cha
22) Eudora Patch died because of Klaus. Klaus can’t even bring himself to summon her, not knowing that he’s the reason his brother is heartbroken.
23) Klaus is tortured in front of his siblings eyes
24) Klaus does something he never thought he’d do, he ends up on his sibling’s doorstep begging for food and a place to spend the night.
25) Alison lost contact with Claire, Patrick took her and they dropped off the map. Years later a nine year old Claire shows up on the door step of the Academy. Her father had been abusing her so she had run away.
26) They lost contact after saving the world, it was better this time. They knew each other’s whereabouts and they went to each other in emergencies but didn’t talk much anymore. Klaus was married, Alison had joint custody of Claire, Vanya was in a relationship, Diego had graduated the police academy, Luther had a real job, Five was handling himself. Then, Pogo dies suddenly and they come together for another funeral.
27) Five is overly attached to Delores and Klaus decides to have a conversation with his little brother about feelings and things like that.
28) Luther remembers when he hit his siblings. When he accidentally grabbed to hard and bruised or broke. When he got angry and threw stuff at them. The worst time though, the worst time was when he wrapped his hands around Klaus’ neck and squeezed. All over drugs.
29) Klaus recognizes the signs of addiction manifesting in his little brother so when Five passes out on the bar he wakes up to all the liquor missing.
30) They’re all the same age but they don’t see each other that way. They’re all older and younger than the other. Vanya has always been the youngest, Klaus the second youngest. But maybe that’s changed now that they’re adults, or maybe it’s stayed the exact same. The siblings reflect on this.