hello bb

May :-)

[renonogaj]

[billtavis]

[veryyoungtvparents]

[no-chill-at-all]

[the-littlest-0ne-deactivated201]

[revanchistsuperstar]

I apparently missed #nationallookalikeday yesterday, but here we go, I can’t pass it up! Being told I looked like #DavidTennant used to be a daily occurrence for me about 6 years ago, but with the recent popularity of #arcticmonkeys I now get told that I look exactly like #AlexTurner instead. Uh… Does this mean Alex Turner looks like David Tennant? lol, draw your own conclusions

[thoughts-memories]

[twitterscreencaps]

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

[idrils]

dear clothing manufacturers:

make sleeves go all the way to the wrist

stop putting shelf bras in everything

make jeans for short people with big butts

make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer

stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway

fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?

put pockets on everything i am serious

charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts

end ‘one size fits all’ forever

size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS

basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time

[thoughts-memories]

[goingtobuffalo]

Tonight in Buffalo, as concrete proof that we are living inside of an SNL skit, Donald Trump applauded the policemen and firefighters who risked their lives in 7-11. Yes. 7-11

[goingtobuffalo]

unfortunately yes

video on CNN here

[beckyhop]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT SLURPEES

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

7/11 was a part-time job

[flowerinaflame]

[thecommonchick]

When bae say something extra freaky and you shocked at first

[asheacentral]

how cute

[ayemuhhfucka]

that’s that “she bout to be mine” smirk

[kushandwizdom]

😩😩😩😍❤️

[alternativepurple-deactivated20]

[recantolunar]

[roystory4]

do you ever get the feeling that horses know

[loplins]

horses do not have the mental capacity to know. that sparkle you see in their eyes, however, indicate that the vessel is being piloted. and that pilot does know