Two girls one blog

The e in cheese is missing because we can't afford it

[znicehonix]

Klaus Hargreeves from Umbrella Academy

[cheescakequeenalpaca]

DO NOT CONFUSE!!! Littlefinger (left) and little Hand (right)

[cheescakequeenalpaca]

sometimes a remember that I am the funniest Person on this goddamn planet

[cheescakequeenalpaca]

To the girls who think they were born in the wrong era because of the great gatsby go google "20s eyebrows" and then shut up

[cheescakequeenalpaca]

If Django unchaind was to happen today it wouldn't because Django would've gotten shot in the saloon by that sherrif in the first 20 minutes of the movie

[detroitbecomeafangirl]

Me when I pronounce one french word right “BONJOUR ITS ME HONHONHOON BAGUETTE”

[loloftheday]

Commas matter, people

[loloftheday]

Hotel staff found Fifty Shades of Grey book on guest’s side table…

[loloftheday]

Hotel staff found Fifty Shades of Grey book on guest’s side table…

[lilsugarbush]

[loloftheday]

So sad

[fakesuitsquotes]

“Mike texted me and said “your adorable”. I said “no YOU’RE adorable” and now we’re together and all I did was correct a typo.”

— Harvey Specter

[fanonical]

it says something about how awful umbridge is when even snape doesn’t like her

[memecage]

Comeback 100!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[roll1uptwice]

[dankmemecentral1]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a third nostril and I was really upset about it.

[cheescakequeenalpaca]

imagine having a Cold with three nostrils