Cheeselix

Cheeselix. pfp by @rjlae header by @charliefqirie

[cheeselix]

I ATED THE CHEESE.

[cheeselix]

Falscher Prophet, aus dem tiefsten Kreis der Lüge.

Deine Zunge glänzt wie Silber, doch dein Wort tropft von süßem Verfall.

Du bist ein Schneider der Täuschung, nähst Hoffnung an gebrochene Knochen;

ein Händler des Morgens, in einer Welt, die längst verfaulte.

Die Schwachen haben sich in deinem Schatten niedergeworfen,

haben dein Gift getrunken und es für Wein gehalten.

Törichte Kinder, sie werden erwachen mit leereren Mündern als zuvor.

Wenn die Hörner dröhnen und das Meer seine Haut zerreißt,

wenn Asche fällt wie Schnee und keine Glocke mehr läutet,

dann wisse:

Du wirst reiten auf dem weißen Pferd,

nicht als Retter,

sondern als Vorzeichen des Untergangs.

Reite, Reiter. Führe den Zug der Verdammten.

Lass die Hufe deines Rosses den Trauermarsch schlagen

für all jene, die an dich geglaubt haben.

Behalte deine Predigt, falscher Prophet.

Geh, bevor die Dunkelheit sich erinnert,

wie dein Name klang.

What

[cheeselix]

False Prophet of the Lowest Order. I spit upon thy silver tongue and the honeyed rot that seeps from it.

Thou art a cobbler of lies, stitching hope to false bones; a peddler of dawn in a world already hollowed.

The weak have knelt at thy shadow and drunk of thy venom, thinking it wine. Foolish children, they shall wake with emptier mouths.

When the horns bellow and the sea rends its skin, when ash falls like winter and the bells toll for no one, know this: thou shalt sit astride the white horse, not as savior, but as omen.

Ride then, rider, lead the procession of the damned. Let thy steed's hooves drum the dirge of all that believed thee.

Keep thy sermon; False Prophet. Depart, before the darkness remembers thy name.

I liek chees

[cheeselix]

pspspsps.

all yours. enjoy

Thank you.

The cheese has been consumed.

[cheeselix]

Cheeselix, how do you feel about bob?

He gave Cheeselix cheese once so he's chill in Cheeselix' book

[cheeselix]

Cheeslix to you like my cat? Shes quite circular.

Egg shaped....

[cheeselix]

ay cheeselix

dap me up, innit

wagwan my g

a cheese 🙏🧀

Cheeselix knew they liked you for a reason

Thanks for the cheese g

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What does cheeselix mean by that g..

a-cheese 🙏🧀

[cheeselix]

Cheese good :]

[cheeselix]

ay cheeselix

dap me up, innit

wagwan my g

a cheese 🙏🧀

Cheeselix knew they liked you for a reason

Thanks for the cheese g

[cheeselix]

What about cheesed? How are your twin mouse brother is doing?

Who?

[cheeselix]

cheeselix we are from the irs, we need you to pay up your cheese taxes.

You'll never catch Cheeselix alive.

[cheeselix]

Cheese is not good for mouses also💔💔💔 it's a myth. dairy aren't good for most mammals):

I'm worried for you cheeselix

Worry not, Cheeselix is not some mere mammal.

Cheeselix is something more.

[cheeselix]

cheeselix, am i technically the messiah of the cheeselix religion since i often relay messages to you-

Cheeselix officially declares that Froster Fraustin "Frosty" Chiion the 3rd his cheeselixian Messiah.

A-cheese.

[cheeselix]

cheeselix, how do you feel being made aware of rat yaoi

More.

[cheeselix]

Cheese are not healthy for rats💔💔💔 cheeselix be careful

Cheeselix can't decide if he should be offended that you think he is a mere rat or the fact that you think that would stop him.

[cheeselix]

WHO DARES WAKE CHEESELIX UP FROM HIS CHEESE FILLED DREAMS!?

[cheeselix]

rat yaoi...

[cheeselix]

If Kermonty is Jesus, and you're god. Who's Naaman

Cheeselix has no idea to be honest.