❤️🧡vivi🩷💜

22 || 🇦🇷 || esp/eng || she/they || lesbian || almost everything I post here are things I already posted in spanish on my twitter @les_VI_ana

[aparticleinthewave]

A future fic where Felice became an internet celebrity with a cooking channel and one of the most successful moments is when she goes live at a guest's house and they prepare a special dish while having a relaxed but deep chat. And to everyone's surprise, one day Felice goes to the house of the former crown prince Wilhelm and her husband Simon and they prepare a typical Venezuelan dish for her while they talk about how they met, Wille's resignation, the harassment they suffered and how it affected Simon and much more. And of course the video becomes the most watched in Sweden, everyone is shocked because since his resignation Wille has never given interviews again and neither he nor Simon have ever made any public statement about their relationship and now here they are being open about all the controversial topics and not only that but they are incredibly in love and cute together.

[les-vi-ana]

So eeeemm, I just posted my first fic inspired by this post

If you want to go read it here is the link... https://archiveofourown.org/works/56103175

[gaynehollander]

Luca raising himself up on his knees and turning around in his seat on the airplane to ask Ilya something, while the rest of the plane is mostly asleep, only to come face to face with Shane and Ilya looking like two deer in headlights, staring at him wide-eyed, Ilya two fingers deep in Shane's mouth and body curled around him. Luca slowly turning back around and lowering himself down in his seat, whatever he meant to ask completely forgotten, face flushed, and afraid he will never be able to look his captain or his alternate in the eye again.

[gaynehollander]

A few years into Shane playing for Ottawa, one of the younger Centaurs, maybe Holmberg, comes to him with a problem. He has been sleeping with this girl for a while now and he's so into her but she travels for work and he knows she has a couple of regular hookups all over the place. So, since Shane - judging by Cap's reputation - has been in a similar position, he asks him how he convinced Roz to be exclusive.

Shane stares at him, uncomprehendingly, for a second before slowly replying, "...I didn't."

Holmberg gives him a deeply skeptical look. "I've seen the way you react when people flirt with Roz in front of you," he says, "there's no way you guys have an open relationship."

"No," Shane clarifies immediately. He would rather set himself on fire than have to live with sharing his husband with another person. "No, we're exclusive," he confirms, "but I never asked him to stop sleeping with other people. He just kind of... stopped. I didn't even find out until a few months after it happened so, I don't know, maybe just wait it out?"

Eventually, the Centaurs learn that, although Cap and Hollzy have clearly found in each other what most people spend their lives searching for, they are the absolute worst people to ask for any type of relationship advice.

[nautilussilk]

I really hate the world. You told women you hate fat boobs. You’ve been trying to convince everyone to get rid of saggy fat boobs like they’re not the best thing ever you sick fucks.

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[mutinsfromthemoon]

a video is circulating in the hockey fans community showing ilya and shane during a preseason practice. shane is drinking water in the corner of the rink near where the players sit during the game when ilya comes up from behind and wraps his arms around him and opens his mouth and shane lifts the bottle and squirts water into ilya’s mouth and ilya drinks it and kisses shane on the cheek and skates away. of course the video gets a ton of views online because everyone is obsessed with the hockey husbands. and harris is always extremely happy when they manage to capture these candid moments between ilya and shane

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[mutinsfromthemoon]

one of the videos on the ottawa centaurs account with the most views is the one where a handful of the guys are playing football and kicking the ball to each other. one of them kicks it too hard and has to go after it and he runs out of frame, but the video keeps rolling and catches ilya pulling shane in by his waist and kissing him while shane giggles. when the player comes back, ilya backs away from shane and they both just resume playing like it’s the most natural thing in the world. and the fans in the comments absolutely lost their minds going “oh yeah the PR relationship looking a little too real” “they’re in love your honor” “omg look at shane smiling” “they love each other so much is disgusting (affectionately)” “can we talk about how lapointe is so bad at kicking ball? thank goodness he’s a hockey player” “please some of us are single” “i bet ilya sent the ball away with his mind just to have a break to kiss shane” and ilya had liked that last one.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya getting into a fight cus some player tried to be homophobic with him asking “is shane fucking you in the ass tonight?” and he answered “i hope so” and the player snarked “disgusting f*” and ilya smirked and says “maybe you’d be half as good as me if you took it up the ass, but no one wants a man who’s been fed by his parents with a slingshot because he’s too ugly to be approached” and even the player’s teammates chuckled and he lunged after ilya. on the way to the sin bin ilya skated close to his husband and he looked towards shane that only asked “how many?” and ilya answered “hat trick” and shane stepped on the ice to do as ilya said.

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[ilya-sweetheart]

ilya speaks of the shark attack at all stars tampa as if it was a real thing

“how is it being back with the raiders after all stars?”

“is good, the team is playing well. we’re all a little scarred from the shark attacks at the hotel, we almost lost hollander but i saved him very heroically, so we’re ready for cup finals”

of course this becomes a big talkingpoint in media and reporters don’t actually know if he’s telling the truth or not. the hotel denied any allegations of shark attacks, but ilya keeps mentioning it in interviews “i was brave”

so eventually players like Brad from Colorado has to come clean that “no there was no shark, rozanov was playing with our kids and pretended to be one - he even gave my son a snickers bar for outswimming him…as a shark”

[perlukafarinn]

After the foundation is established and before they're outed, Shane and Ilya go viral on hockey twitter.

It's All Stars and a camera catches them sitting together on the bench during the skills competition, leaning in and whispering to each other, clearly trying to be sneaky. They're both kind of smiling, looking like they're trying not to laugh. Then Ilya says something that makes Shane crack up and have to hide his face while he's trying to pull himself together. This moment gets giffed and everyone is dying to know what made the famously cool and collected Shane Hollander laugh like that.

Shane and Ilya don't comment on this incident despite being asked repeatedly and after they're outed, everyone assumes they were just flirting. They readily let that be the story, because they're not about to admit they were actually talking major shit about the other players.

[gaynehollander]

Luca raising himself up on his knees and turning around in his seat on the airplane to ask Ilya something, while the rest of the plane is mostly asleep, only to come face to face with Shane and Ilya looking like two deer in headlights, staring at him wide-eyed, Ilya two fingers deep in Shane's mouth and body curled around him. Luca slowly turning back around and lowering himself down in his seat, whatever he meant to ask completely forgotten, face flushed, and afraid he will never be able to look his captain or his alternate in the eye again.

[hr-rep]

Harris wakes up to headlines that are just versions of “TROUBLE IN HOCKEY PARADISE?: ROZANOV AND HOLLANDER SEEN ALLEGEDLY THROWING FISTS IN OTTAWA NIGHTCLUB” and Shane sends him a rambling explanation about how he would Never abuse Ilya and it’s all a misunderstanding etc etc while Ilya just sends was a sex thing sorry ((

[argillaforma]

Despite the two glasses of vodka, Ilya is not nearly drunk enough to be having this conversation.

"...But do you ever get like, shit on your dick?" Marley asks as he downs a handful of Lays bbq chips, crumbs getting stuck in his stubble. "Because one of my homeboys stuck it in his girl's ass once, and she shit on him."

Ilya sighs.

"No, no shit. You just need to have very thorough shower before," Ilya says, avoiding the topic of douching because he thinks Marley's brain might explode. "And not eat Taco Bell."

Marley's eyes widen. "No Taco Bell? Damn, I could never be gay."

Ilya gives him a weird look.

"But how do you decide who gets to stick it in who?" he asks. "Heads or tails?"

Ilya runs a frustrated hand over his face.

"Ah no, uh, we usually have pretty strict roles."

Shane is going to kill him.

"I thought you had to switch. Equality and all that."

"There is no have to, we like doing it like this."

"Okay, I have another question," Marley says.

"Of course you do."

"What is better, dick or pussy?"

"I think you don't know what bisexual means," Ilya says.

"No no, I know. But c'mon man, you gotta have a preference. I promise I won't tell Hollander," he says and crosses his heart.

Ilya groans.

"Is different, obviously, but I like both, I don't know what you want me to say."

"You ever miss pussy?"

"No," Ilya shrugs.

"Really?!"

"Marley, I have hot husband and we have sex all the time, I am not missing anything. If anything I have trouble keeping up sometimes."

"Wait, Hollander's a freak?"

Ilya sighs.

"You can not tell him I told you this, but yes he is."

Marley blinks slowly five times. "Damn, maybe I should try being gay."

[les-vi-ana]

The best thing about Shane being a freak is that only Ilya knows it

[alex-victoires-version]

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“ilya please remember, i will be out of reach for three days” shane says looking directly into ilya’s eyes while holding his shoulders “you can’t call me, you can text me and leave voice messages, but i won’t be able to check them for three days. you will remember that, right?” ilya nods and shane goes “you promised me that you’d be okay, you said” he starts imitating ilya’s voice with a terrible russian accent “of course you can go, sweetheart, i will be okay here with our daughter” and ilya nods again and says “i will be okay here, i promise” as he reaches for shane to hold him in a tight embrace “i will be fine” he says into shane’s neck and shane holds him back just as tight and they stay like that for a while until wyatt shows up to pick shane up for camping with bood, dykstra, a friend of dykstra, some centaurs rookies and hayden. after three days enjoying nature, the scenery, the trails, swimming in the river, canoeing, and the campfire, shane finally reaches a place with signal on their way back and he picks his phone to find over a thousand messages from ilya and he gets worried until he actually opens their chat and see that half of them are ilya singing romantic songs, singing songs he made himself about how much he misses and loves shane, telling him about his days, new things anya did and a whole lot of “i love you” “i miss you” “please come back soon”. when shane finally arrives home, ilya is on him the second he opens the door, going “shane, next time i’m coming with you even if i hate everything you guys did there, i can’t be more than a day without you”