Molten egg

confusion at it's best...

[monicas]

[relahvant]

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

[relahvant]

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

[meme-fire]

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[awkwardrandomteen]

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood on a Harp “‘Cause it’s too cold for you here”

This sounds beautiful

[constantneverland]

This is the most soothing thing I have ever experience.

[acrylicqueen]

“WOULd YOU LIKE T O?”

[realgabesaporta-blog]

finnick odair, who took care of an old woman in the arena, who learned how to take care of his mentally ill wife and taught peeta how to calm down using what he learned, who put himself in charge of helping peeta, who was used by the capitol for his body and refused to ever be a pawn again, who was nothing like anyone assumed, was a better character than anyone deserved tbh

[cheesemachin]

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

[strangeparker]

I always think I am an open minded and non judgmental human being until I see a furry on my dash

[brokefatnigga]

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

Update:

[masterhationsreblogbin]

he’s a different man now

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

character development

[starscanscream]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

that which he worked so hard to achieve proved to be his downfall; a modern-day icarus

[jovan]

[ratchard]

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

[lodatik]

patio

[kitmarlowes]

patio isn’t french

[lodatik]

le patio

[akumeoy]

all introvert-vs-extrovert memes except the introvert is a marxist-leninist and the extrovert is an anarchist

[cosmosoler-blog]

[leviathan-supersystem]

synthesis:

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[ask-me-about-loom]

He has been contained

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

But for how long

[mawile]

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

[memegod]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR