helf this elf

amy. lesbian. she/her/hers.

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

what if necromancers were just a bit sluttier

[lockedtombmemes]

[softcore-revolutionary]

The only time cat calling is acceptable

[thebestoftumbling]

[thegoodvybe]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[augustdementhe]

Look at that round face, I’m DYING. 

[bettedavisgf]

in retrospect can’t believe the line tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i’m not fucking scared of him wasn’t written by a lesbian

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

in 2018 we’re sexualising gothic churches. if flying buttresses and stained glass windows and pointed arches dont give u a massive erection then

log off

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Santa came early and dropped off a new friend, took me a while to warm up.”

[bellonas]

flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

[roryomolly]

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[transrusso-deactivated20200506]

*kicks door open*  I  GET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS KHAN —— DON’T WANT YOU TO GET IT ON WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT M E  (oo-oo-oo)  WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT MEE-E-E-E

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[idrils]

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mbmbam 312: face 2 face: live from drowzee city

the boys go into a fugue state and, in unison, recite a fruity pebbles commercial from 1992

(ps this is literally my 100,000th tumblr post (bc i’ve long since lost control of my life) and i think i made it a good one)

[mendelpalace]

“In space, nobody can hear you in space.”

[billcm]

A       L       A       N

[emmyrussum]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

[kellyhopkinsvillegoblin]

[rottinghaven]

me trying to tell a joke

[brucebocchi]

i’m travis excitedly looking around trying to figure out where the fuck the joke is going

[thevoidfish]

This will always and forever be one of my favorite McElroy moments

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

sleeper contender for post of the year

[tealesbian]

next year 🔜 is gonna be the gayest 🎉🏳️‍🌈 year yet!! 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣ more like twenty gayteen 2️⃣0️⃣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈!!!! this year is a 🏳️‍🌈gays 🏳️‍🌈only event!!❤️!!💛!!💚!!💙!!💜!!💗!! no 🚫 hets 🚫allowed! 🙅👎