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Scarlett Johansson
I literally can't understand why Scarlett Johansson gets so many cameos in so many of my dreams. Like, why? Every time she is in one of my dreams I'm just like ,,Oh, hey Scarlett" and carry on my dream. It's not even weird anymore. Help!
Dream
So I had this dream about me being at a zoo where a guy told me that elephants like eggs. He then proceeded to feed a baby elephant at least 6 eggs before the baby elephant made this kinda disgusted but really cute face and the guy just went "Oops! Seems like he doesn't like eggs" and the baby elephant started to hide his cute face behind his trunk like he was ashamed for not liking eggs.
I don't know why I dreamed about elephant but I wanted to tell someone.
Shower Thoughts
I need someone to invent something so that I can take my shirt off without taking my headphones off. Thanks
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Me as a teacher: I'm so sorry but the tests turned out to be positive.
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My brain: If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Me: wait, doesn't Uranus have a ring?
Me:...
Me:...
Me: Well that got weird very quickly
Shower Thoughts (Stoning)
*people standing around two dudes. Everyone with stones in their hands*
A: Aww man! How nice of 'em to ROCK us to sleep.
B: you dumb af
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Can we consider the Bible story of Eve losing her life to an apple as the first bad Apple product review?
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Apple is probably the worst business ever. Not only is their newest phone expensive af, they also managed to fuck over the first humans. At least that's what the bible says.
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Me: mmh, why are aliens often portrayed as green? Maybe they have Chlorophyll in their sells. Maybe they photosynthesize.
....
Me: Are aliens vegan?
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I wanna know who would actually start a conversation with a meme when talking to an alien for the first time.
Shower Thoughts (Animal Crossing)
There are a lot of theories about why you are the only human in a town full of animals, but why?
Maybe the makers of Animal Crossing just wanted to show that it is possible to live in peace with other species.
Humans ARE animals as well. So we shouldn't ask ourselves why we are the only human beings in this Animal Crossing universe. We should instead ask ourselves WHY THE FUCK ARE THOSE ANIMALS BETTER CITIZENS THAN THE PEOPLE IN EVERY FUCKING REAL LIFE TOWN?
Shower Thoughts
The first humans lived in caves with stone walls. Now we live in buildings with walls mostly made out of stone. Technically we still live in caves...very fancy caves.
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What if all movies where based on real stories?
That would make "Bee Movie" to one of the bestest documentaries ever made.
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Guys, I think I understand women now.
Ok, so do you know the phrase: ,,A Penny for your thoughts" were you offer a Penny so that the person you're talking to tells you his thoughts in return.
Well, that's why women don't want to tell us their problems. They just want to make money.
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If you know someone named Phil and he has an item you can say: ,,It's Phils" but if you go for the full name you say: ,,It's Philips" which is basically product placement for a huge company. Well played Philips...well played
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How many homies have actually cleared their bros browser history after he died?
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Marrying your significant other is just like promoting them.