#showerthots

[aambrosial]

[albinos-are-people-too]

Imagine ya get gauges in your and one day you just put a whole ass uncooked noodle in it, like really just being a cursed mf with a penne pasta in the stretched out voidish lobe of your ear

[malebellyworld]

[rmoseley]

Random shower thoughts

Okay so in Harry Potter and the cursed child, you know how Astoria Malfoy passed away? She had a severe blood malduction right? Which is literally cursed blood. Malduction can skip generations which would explain how neither her parents or her elder sister had received it genetically, I know I am totally wrong but what if the 'Cursed Child' had been referring to Astoria's Malduction which she could have passed on to Scorpius seeing as how it can be received genetically???????

[the-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-blog]

Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a drunk person fir 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for rehab for the next 4.

[icetealemmynadestan]

If you think about it, “Go Fuck Yourself” and “You do You” mean the same thing

[nocontxt404]

Quotes from shower thoughts

[chelligb3]

Shower Thoughts

Can we consider the Bible story of Eve losing her life to an apple as the first bad Apple product review?