Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek

[quotemadness]

“He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[thequotejournals]

So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.

Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via thequotejournals)

[chelseadagger5]

Contract is Signed.

I am an official business owner inside the American Consulate General in Frankfurt, Germany. 

Chelsea’s Salon is happening. 

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me

[modenfamily]

[did-you-know]

There’s an ‘Upside Down Wine Glass’ that lets you confuse your friends by drinking wine from a real glass with a reverse design. Source

[shitpost-senpai]

how do you clean it?

[heatbugg]

By putting more wine in it!!

HAHA love you Brenda! Tell Dave he still owes me that peach pie recipe ;p

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@transparenthottubphilosopher

[berniesandersdaily]

[weloveshortvideos]

[chelseadagger5]

I love my new bag

[nubbsgalore]

under a starry serengeti night sky. photos by will burrard lucas, who employs both camera traps and a dslr camera mounted to a small remote controlled buggy to capture these photos. 

[bleutempete]

Dog logic

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[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[lordjoshbass-deactivated2019102]

im the aunt

[chelseadagger5]

My girlfriend always does this to me.

[stormchat-remade-deactivated201]

*walks up to a lesbian couple* so which one of you carries the big bag and which one of you puts their things in the others big bag

[butlerboy92]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[theoden]

iconic video of my childhood

[ladyshinga]

I still regularly quote this.

I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is.  Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.

still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013

[revolutionaryjo]

Eurovision looks wild this year.

[tieflingofcolor]

“Hokay” is a permanent part of my vocabulary.

[unofficial-cactus]

“Alaska can come too.”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I will quote this video until the day I die.